A BDAY OS- HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jasminerose! - Page 8

Originally posted by: Perfectionist2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!

Originally posted by: Perfectionist2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!

There is a reunion in the house tonight, of the witty humor, sassy dialect and an IQ that puts most of us to shame. It's just the one and only... Jasmine. Apni Kudi! Who is enough to conquer all three, four and a lot more.

Be it her taste in men with oozing sex appeal or her choice in retail therapy. The best use Google will ever be put to - " Hello Banana Hair Mask!" or the raunchy Gifs of the good, bad and the sexy.

Put your hands to good use tonight, No, you perv ,I didn't mean a selfie! I meant wish Jasmine to a year full of health, success and cheer.

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Originally posted by: Perfectionist2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!

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There are lot of things I know about dear Jasmine but I prefer keeping it to myself. I am possessive that way. So Jasmine today I give a PJ once again.

Here it goes...

Asad and a friend from the same show visit a brothel together. Now Asad went in and said "I only came here to check my size. Zoya wanted to be sure before you know we do it. "So Asad comes out with a donut. He is all smiley happy-shappy.

Next the other guy goes in comes out empty handed. Asad asks curiously, Aabbey tere ho bhi Donut mila.

The guy shakes his pockets and out immerges a single cherrios. " Yeh Mila"

Then Zoya eats the donut and Tannu eats cherrio.

The End.

Love you always.

Tamara n Juliet😃

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Originally posted by: Perfectionist2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!

Farz's take on Jasmine - What I like most about Jasmine!


1. SHE ALWAYS RESPONDS TO MY LAME ATTEMPTS AT BEING FUNNY.

"Farz you're so cute," she'd say. *yes, she thinks I'm cute. I think I'm cute.*

2. She has no qualms in asking anyone things that for some may be a lil weird for people this age not to know.

Yes. First she asked me what does vm means. As in tqvm.

And. Then... It was... IKR!

Ily Jasmine.


;)


3. She's big on lunches and dinners! A foodie in a great body. Jasmine ftw! (I'm sure she'd ask what this stands for too heee)


4. Most of the time she'd be studying. And when she's not. She's ready for yet another nap, or a walk out in the park (or up at the terrace!) And that I know all this is reason enough to tell you just how much of a distraction I am to her. And loads of other people come to think of it... Whoops.

5. She's a great person to talk to (see no. 1) *wink wink*




I know a person like Jasmine deserves theses to be written on her, ballads serenaded, poems recited, novels and sequels and follow ups and maybe a prequel too? *That's the order right? ;)*

However, I'm afraid it'd take a while before all that is possible considering just how terribly slow I am at doing anything...but hey. A summary isn't so bad right? Say yes.

Heee.


All the best in all that you do Jasmine! May you find happiness in your every step in this life! Smile, beautiful! Today is your day!

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Originally posted by: Perfectionist2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!

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Here is a little errmm make that BIG something that Jasmine would hopefully love, from us trio. Farz, Tamara and Juliet!

Now now Jass, Don't be shy. It's your Birthday!😛

Mature Content, Reader discretion advised. +18 yrs of age recommended.

WICKED WAYS OF JASMINE 😉- AN OS!

"Cheri, get in here now!" Jasmine yelled into the phone as she removed her slim-fit black jacket and kicked off her nude platform pumps. "Ridiculous..." she muttered under her breath when she'd slammed down the phone.

Hot, rich and successful were three words to describe this woman. But right now? Mostly hot.

Mental note Jasmine, Don't read po*n on your ride to work. And most definitely don't open the website of Wet Confessions at 7AM.

But how can she not, a girl got to do what to do right?

"Yes, ma'am?" Cheri stumbled into the office as if the reply to all of Jasmine's questions came from God with that yes. Her boss, the great Jasmine Rose, youngest and greatest lawyer in their firm, never lost her cool. But Cheri realized the problem as she stepped into the office. It was sweltering. The AC wasn't working and nothing got Jasmine Rose in a bad mood like unbearable heat did.

"Uhh, I'll call maintenance" Cheri mumbled quickly and fled the office before Jasmine could turn around to face her.

"This is too much! I have to be in court in two hours. I'll need two showers before then" she said to herself as she unbuttoned her cream silk shirt. Grabbing her file for the next case, she plopped down on the comfortable couch on the left of her office and starting paging through.

She unbuttoned her shirt a bit more as she laid down even more, before Cheri barged in. "Miss, this has just arrived for the next case. Apparently the attorney who was dealing with the case has recused himself unexpectedly. There's a story behind that but I'll tell you later" she winked.

Jasmine shifted a bit to look at her. "Who's the new one?"

Cheri pages through the document she was holding. "Uhhh... wait, oh right. Here it is. Mr... Sexy...? Wait that can't be right..." she spoke almost to herself, completely missing how Jasmine's eyes widened in realization.

"You have got to f***ing be kidding me?!" Jasmine hissed. Cheri looked bewildered. "You know him? That's his actual name?" Jasmine got up and took off her silk shirt completely, revealing a tiny cami that barely skimmed over her blush pink lace Victoria's Secret bra.

"Maintenance will be here in a few minutes. Now, spill about Mr Sexy" Cheri asked, amused at the way her boss's cheeks and neck suddenly flamed red. There was a story there for sure. "Oh shut up, Cheri and sort out this heat. I am completely burning up!"

"Oh baby, you're hot for sure... but you're not burning up unless I'm going down..."

Jasmine and Cheri turned in horror to reveal Mr. Sexy at the door, obviously ogling Jasmine standing there in nothing but her black business suit skirt and her lace bra. Try as he might to play it cool, it was clear as day that he was salivating at the mere sight. Damn his hood was hood winked and that happy trail that she had once licked, Oh EFFYOUSEEKAY that image again.

"What are you doing here?" Jasmine asked, fumbling almost blindly for her shirt. As much as Cheri would love to witness this... she decided to play the professional card and slipped out of the office quietly, closing the door behind her.

"I'm your next case, Madam... I heard the delightful Cheri explaining my unusual name to you"

"For goodness' sake, can you turn around while I dress?" Jasmine asks him exasperatedly. She especially needed to turn away from him. This man was made to wear three piece suits. His rippling muscles made sure that he always looked delicious, but in a suit... and currently with that enticing bulge in his pants... coupled with the heat in the office that had nothing to do with the AC not working, Jasmine had to literally work at not coming right there and then by the sight of him.

She'd be lying if she denied that she was already dripping wet and picturing herself being licked dry by the man in front of her, who she remembered had quite a talent for that.
Jasmine noticed that Mr Sexy was not so much as batting an eyelid watching her dress, forget turning around. She caught his eye, then her gaze went down down... down until it snagged at the package south of his belt. She swallowed hard as he smirked.

He started walking up to her slowly. "Like what you see? Settle this case out of court and I'll make you scream better than I've ever done before" he cajoled sexily, sliding his hand up her thigh and under her skirt. Skimming his index finger along her lace panty, he whispered, "I'm f***ing good, and you know it. Drop the case"

Jasmine smiled seductively and reaches for his belt wildly, causing him to unleash even more. He groaned out at what her simple touch could do to him. He was either going to get something out of this, or he was going to regret it. "I'm definitely thinking of dropping something... but not the case" she breathed out, causing Mr Sexy's stomach to tighten with desire.

This is why he hated being up against her in court. She very well knew the effect she had on him, and great lawyer that she was, she used her every advantage. Most of that advantage was up against him at this very moment as she deftly unbuckled his belt.

"So not settling then..." he asked, trying to figure out what she was getting at. "I'll settle for right now. We can discuss court later" she said, cupping his manhood, making him growl as he grabbed her behind. "Let's see if you can perform as well in my office as you do in court!" she bit out as he lifted her onto her desk, shoving papers, files and photo frames to the floor.

"I always liked you in Victoria's Secret" he murmured as he pulled her haphazardly buttoned shirt off to reveal the lace bra she wore beneath. "Cut the sweet talk and-"

"Perform?" he finished her sentence because he could tell how impatient she was, judging by how she was trying to get his pants off wildly. "Yes yes... perform. Now. You know what I want"

"Oh, and what is that...?" he asked playfully as he pulled down her panties. "Woah... You really do need me, don't you?" he smirked, feeling just how wet she was.

"As if! I could do this all on my own" she said, shimmying out of her black mini. Mr Sexy leaned forward and molded his body to hers. "You could, indeed. But then what fun would that be?" he asked as he kicked off his pants in one swift motion that had Jasmine almost panting.

The sight of his bulge inside of his pants and even the memory of it hadn't quite prepared Jasmine for the "sexy" that Mr Sexy packed when faced it suddenly. She licked her lips and smiled at him wickedly. She reached out for it... throbbing hot, that's what it was. "You're right... A B.O.B would make me scream, but now that I have the option, I'll take this..." she murmured before sinking to her knees and taking him hot and hard into her mouth.

Mr Sexy threw his head back and pumped himself into her mouth. "Oh god, you are amazing... How the, how do you do that...?" he groaned in pleasure.

Jasmine looked up at him through her lashes. "You mean... this?" she asked innocently. Mr Sexy's eyes widened as she suddenly took him deep into her mouth. He growled as he felt his ... hitting the back of Jasmine's throat. God, she was good!

Suddenly, she stopped and lifted herself up off the floor and onto her desk in one swift and sexy motion. Spreading her legs and enjoying the sight of Mr Sexy trying to catch his breath from almost coming, and then watching how his pupils dilated even more as he took in the sight she was offering up, made Jasmine feel a tinge of pity for the poor guy. But no.

She ran her hands down her bra and over her tummy, navel and stopped just short of touching herself erotically. Mr Sexy's eyes bulged out. "Do it... touch yourself" he instructed. Jasmine smiled wickedly again. "Now, that's why you're here, aren't you...?

He lifted her off her desk and she wrapped her legs around him as he walked them over to the couch. "Undress..." he ordered. Jasmine didn't like being ordered around, but something about his voice made her think that he was going to make it worth it for her.

Slowly, seductively, she stripped down to nothing and sat down again. She was practically so close that if Mr Sexy so much as breathed on her sensitive spot, she would come. Hard. But all he did was kneel down and look at her. "Uhh, excuse me" she said, checking her clock that lay upside down on the floor, "...we're running out of time, and I want to come" she ordered in her way.

"Oh baby... We have got more than enough time for you to come. And come... and maybe come again" he said before grabbing her knees and spreading her legs even wider before dipping his head down. Jasmine's eyes rolled to the back of her head as his mouth made contact with her wetness. She was right; she wasn't going to last very long at all.

Before the thought even registered in her mind, Mr Sexy thrust his tongue inside of her, causing her to moan out incoherently as wave after wave of passion racked her tiny frame. "Again... more" she ordered, all dominatrix-like.

One orgasm, two orgasms, three orgasms... FLOOR!

The man was a machine. He kept his word and she orgasmed uncontrollably for the fourth time, until she finally opened her eyes and realised the time. Defying all logic of how limp and sexed out her body was, she jumped up off the couch and hurriedly started dressing, ignoring the sexually frustrated man in front of her who just gave her the thrill of a decade in the middle of the afternoon in her office.

"Baby, you're not going to leave me hanging like this, are you?" he pouted, slightly pushing his pelvis out. As much as Jasmine would've liked to feel that beautiful piece rock her world, she managed a coherent sentence.

"We'll be late for court. I'm never late. You can take care of it later" she muttered, before hurrying into her adjoining bathroom. "And you better be gone by the time I get out of here" she yelled from inside.

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"You... I can't believe you did that to me!" Mr Sexy hissed as he stepped into Jasmine's office later that night. Well, considering she was the only one left in the office, it seemed it was very late indeed. Jasmine giggled at the thought. Throughout court, the poor guy couldn't even get up from behind his desk. The curious case of Mr Sexy's blue balls had Jasmine laughing hysterically as Mr Sexy eyed out the office. Everything was back to it's impeccable state, almost as if their afternoon tryst hadn't happened at all.

"It's not funny" he harrumphed, plopping down on the couch where he had given this woman four orgasms. He couldn't understand how she could be so cool, calm and collected when he could still feel so turned on by just being in this office with her again.

"I don't know what you're talking about" Jasmine said nonchalantly as she sat up on her desk and crossed and uncrossed her legs giving a little sneak peek of a clean shave. Mr Sexy watched and gulped. He knew it! He had just known that she had gone commando in court. One of the many reasons, that had him bulging and aching so bad that he'd manage to become a laughing stock in court. The woman was good, he had to give her that. To make matters worse, every time she addressed him, she'd saunter over to him inhale deep and part her lips on purpose then do the bend n snap that she had rehearsed from the movie "Legally Blonde"! Ha that always works Jasmine smirked at Mr.Sexy openly, her top buttons undone to expose the lace bra he was so enamored by just an hour back, Mr.Sexy adjusted his groin un-ashamed.

"This is not over Jasmine, I am contesting the judgment till the jury says overruled. I am taking you to High Court."

"Overruled! Yeah right More like I ruled all over you and You can take me high before we court again! You tell me Sexy Darling, Do we meat n do in the chambers next time or will you try to lip service me again in my office."

" Yes just fight. That's what you do perfectly. But there is fine line being pissed off and turned on. And right now I am ..." he shook his head dismissively" Never mind!"

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Jasmine waited in her condo, dinner laid on the table, Tonight she had gone through a lot of effort. His choice of food, A lace negligee and a wet Ahem!..., click to the front door caught her attention. He came in looking grumpy. Grumpy usually lead to hot shower sex, naughty Jasmine giggled at haughty Mister Hee-Haw who groaned inadvertently. His hard mast knocking on his zipper as soon as Jasmine's pert nipples and long legs came into view from that barely there peach lace obstruction.

He tried acting undeterred, sitting down on the couch and switching on the TV. Jasmine approached him with a glass of ice cold water. Anger burned in Mister Hee-Haw, Taking the glass off her he splashed water on her, drenching her skin. Uhh-ohh! Big mistake! He mentally kicked himself at how the lace now mold like her second skin covering nothing. Jasmine didn't appreciate his behavior. She raced to the table picking up the huge pitcher of ice cold water chucking it on him. UHH-OHH! She smirked wickedly.

That was it for Mr.Hee-Haw. He grabbed her hips wrestling a very willing Jasmine to the carpet floor the pitcher from her hand rolled away the very moment his mouth took possession of her lips. Kissing each other deeply, wildly, hips gyrating, fabrics in friction. That smell of arousal hitting the nostrils, the glistening swollen lips moist with her passion and his hard coated in pre cunm,Hands and legs in utter commotion until Jasmine broke the kiss to breathe.

Mr.Hee-Haw looked down at her smiling content. Jasmine giggled throwing her arms around his neck. " How was work Honey?" She whispered biting a down a laugh.

"This minx, Baby she totally did the dirty on me, She took my greedy balls and turned them into blue balls."

Jasmined laughed openly only to be joined in by her partner. "Your performance was at par excellence this afternoon Mr.Sexy."

" I was serious when I said I am contesting the judgment."

" Does that mean, I get to do the dirty."

" Just don't do "The Commando" to court next time. Please play fair."

"Hmmm Depends"

"On?"

"How satisfactory your committal and Pretrial disclosure shall be, whether it will be contempt to court or double jeopardy." Jasmine smiled mischievously.

" Well there is a right to procedural fairness, cross examination, victim impact statement and also without prejudice I think you need another showcase of how awesome my "Dick Service" can be."

" Mr.Sexyyy! Don't! ...OH GOD! Okay!"

"Happy Birthday Baby!"

---The End---

Originally posted by: Perfectionist2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASMINE!

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Fawad, you naught boy, He is simply insisting on a "Selfie" sample.

Batameez Hooda ! Stop looking up at Jasmine's Jinga Laa laa!

This guy just had a very dry spell, obviously has lost it!

Aahil! Aahil! You are getting no where with this girl if you limit yourself to crying and showing off that sexy chest. Get on your knees Dude and get working.😛

Okay Mr.Khan! You get to keep her for the night and the next day. All yours! Now shut that mouth and stop fondling yourself! I know she does that to you.

Good luck Jasmine.

Muaawwwhh!

Tamara, Farz and Juliet!

Originally posted by: kals82

Happy birthday jas ...

This thread awesome lovely ladies...

Almost like past revisited..

Yet to read the hotness...

Have a great day... Keep rocking

Originally posted by: A.Kh_20

Ahhh. I am good too!! Hope u have a birthday blast today!! Ms. Lawyer would you just listen my case and get arrest all our friends to be together once again!! I hope a summon could make them come!!*wink *

Originally posted by: jas91

Happy Birthday Jasmin

Stay blessed