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AsYa OS : #DhoniRetires
AsYa were sitting in the hall. Asad was working on the laptop. Zoya was playing on the iPad.
Asad: Zoya, if u don't mind kya main news channel on kar sakta hoon?
Zoya : Ya sure
Asad switches on the TV & puts CNN-IBN.
TV reporter : Today, we have received the news that our Captain Cool Mahendra Singh Dhoni has retired from Test Matches.
Zoya : KYA?!?! Mr.Khan increase the volume!!!
Asad: j..ji
Dhoni is shown on the screen & is talking about how hard it was for him to take this decision but he had to. Zoya's eyes filled up and in no time she burst into tears.
Zoya : ALLAH MIYA , WHATS WRONG WITH U, DHONI?!? Tum aise kaise kar sakte ho mere saath?!? Meri cricket dekhne ki sabse badi vaja aap thi! Aur ab aapne Yeh kya kiya?!?
Asad : Ms.Farooqui , Dhoni ne sirf Test matches Khelna chod diya! Woh IPL,ODIs Aur baaki sab cricket tournaments mein aayenge! So calm down!
Zoya : CALM DOWN? Allah Miya, What's Wrong with you, Mr.Khan? U r asking ME to calm down?!?! How can I calm down?!?!?!??
Zoya burst into tears again. Asad rubbed his forehead in frustration. He had no idea, how to calm Zoya down.
TV reporter : Call at this number shown below ur screen @ 6:30 pm and tell us about how u feel & it will be telecasted on our channel!
Zoya screamed : Mr.Khan
Asad sighed and said : Ji?
Zoya : Jaldi se note down that no.
Asad : U note it down!
Zoya : Allah Miya, What's...
Asad : Ok fine I'll note it down
Asad noted down the number. Zoya grapped the paper from him & ran towards her room crying.
Asad : What's wrong with her? Maybe mujhe usse thoda waqt dena chahiye phir Ms.Farooqui will be back to normal!
2Hrs Later, Zoya comes out of her room.
Zoya : Ya Allah, when is it going to be 06:30?!
She kept looking at her watch & at the TV.
Asad : Zoya it's 06:29
Zoya: What?!? Par mere watch mein the time is 05:29! Allah Miya, I hate this watch!
She threw the watch in anger & ran to switch on the TV & put CNN-IBN. For the first 10 minutes, they were displaying Dhoni's career in Test Cricket. Zoya tried her best not to cry but couldn't control the buckets of water flowing from her eyes.
Asad muttered to himself : Drama Queen!
TV reporter: Now we will receive calls from all u Dhoni fans out there... So let's see who the lucky first caller is!
Zoya jumped, grabbed the landline and dialled the number as fast as she could.
TV reporter: I have now accepted a call. Let's see who it is.
There is silence.
Zoya's back is facing the screen.
Zoya screaming: Allah Miya! Who is this idiot? Isse mauka mila hai Ke puri duniya ke saamne wo Dhoni ke baare mein baat Kare Aur wo baat hi nahi kar raha hai?!
Then she pauses for a second.
Zoya : Umm Mr.Khan, aapko nahi lagta ki mere awaaz repeat ho rahi hai!
Asad rubbing his forehead : Vo Issi liye kyunki aap ka call receive ho chuki hai!
Zoya: ALLAH MIYA WHATS WRONG WITH ME! Umm.. Hello
TV reporter : Hmm... So have u finally found out that ur call has been received.
Zoya : I'm so sorry I didn't know
TV reporter : So tell us Miss...
Zoya: Ms.Zoya Farooqui
TV reporter: Ok tell us about how u feel after learning about Dhoni's retirement from Test matches. Ms.Zoya.
Zoya sits down on the sofa and says : Oh! From where do I start
For the next 15 minutes, the whole world has to listen to Zoya's story of depression and her love for Dhoni. After 15 minutes...
TV reporter: Umm.. I think that's enough Ms.Zoya, if I let u speak more then no one else would get a chance to speak as the show would get over...
Zoya tearfully : Ya it's ok I believe in giving other ppl chances...
TV reporter: well then thank u Ms. Zoya. Now let us see who r next k caller is!
Zoya cuts the call & runs to her room crying and locks the door. Asad goes behind her and knocks the door.
Asad : Ms.Farooqui , pls darwaaza kholiye!
Zoya : Nahi Mr.Khan! Nahi! Aaj! Aaj mujhe done deejiye! Thaaki Dhoni ke retirement ke dard ko main ek din mein khatam kar doon Varna main puri zindagi rouungi!
Asad pinched the bridge of his nose and muttered : Nautankibaaz!
Asad : Ms. Farooqui aap ko pata hai na ki main aap ko rote huwe nahi dekh sakta! Agar aap Dhoni se zyada mujhse pyaar karte hai tho aap abhi Issi waqt , kambde se bahaar Aayiye!
Zoya opened the door. Asad was happy to know that Zoya loved him more than Dhoni.
Zoya : Mr.Khan pls aap mujhse vaada keejiye ki Dhoni ki tarha aap mujhe dhokha nahi denge!
Asad rolled his eyes and then took her hand and said : Main aap se vaada karta hoon ke main aap ko KaBhi dhokha nahi doonga.
Zoya jumps and hugs Asad. Asad hugs her back ( obvio ).
Zoya : Chaliye Mr.Khan , TV dekhte hai.
Asad changed the channel and put another news channel.
TV reporter: Chennai Super Kings, the IPL team , captained by MSD may be banned permanently from playing In any of the IPL seasons...
Zoya : KYA!?!?!?!?!?
Zoya burst into tears again.
Asad to himself : Allah Miya! Not Again!!
Hey peeps! I know it was dumb! But I was exactly how Zoya was in this OS! I miss my Dhoni! :'(
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