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Nithiya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#351

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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Posted: 11 years ago

#352

Originally posted by: Nithiya95
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009PJyO25FU[/YOUTUBE]
heer 4 u😳😆

Awe awe 🤗 🤗 thank you 😳 😳

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

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Posted: 11 years ago

#353

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight..."

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Nithiya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#354

Originally posted by: HeerLuvZoya

Awe awe 🤗 🤗 thank you 😳 😳

hehe wlcm😆

the only heer song that i could think about as of nw😆

Edited by Nithiya95 - 11 years ago

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Posted: 11 years ago

#355

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

hehe wlcm😆
the only heer song that i could think about as of nw😆

Awe 😳

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-AsYaHolic-

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Posted: 11 years ago

#356

Chal Nithz main ja rahi see you soon 😳

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Nithiya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#357

c ya ltr😉

hv a good night😳

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Nithiya

@Nithiya95

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Posted: 11 years ago

#358

A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.

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-AsYaHolic-

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Posted: 11 years ago

#359

Originally posted by: Nithiya95

A man received message from his neighbour.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.
🤣

🤣 that's hilarious

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Nithiya

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Posted: 11 years ago

#360

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

Shetext back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

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