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While Zoya herself has no real, helping clue of who her father is, fellow community hall people gave her one- HER WALID'S NAME!
Farzâď¸
Never have I been so relieved, I knew deep down there wasn't gonna be a valid nikah, and I was very much positive, much to the sanity of all others who were not, but right at that moment when I saw the name in Arabic (jawi) I swear my heart skipped a beat, and all rational thoughts went down the window.
All I'd like to say is, to the real Zoya Muhammad Fareed, please stand up! Poor you, your partner didn't turn up and then someone else takes your place.
And to lil Miss Fake oops I mean Miss Farooqiđ, while we try to find it in our hearts to forgive your rushed decision-making skills which placed you in such an ordeal in the first place, you've got loads to answer to, and let's just hope Mr Khan would be as forgiving!
Yes, you too Ayaan Ahmed Khan... I don't know how Siddiqui Sahab would react to this.
I imagine Zoya would be alll "Ewww WTH Rabaart, how did this happened? I couldn't possibly be married to you. I mean it's you. No offence but Ewww."
And Ayaan would go all "Oh puh-lease Mona, I'm not exactly having the time of my life here and I definitely am not thrilled. God Zoya why did you say yes? It's all your fault."
"My fault? I said yes? I said yes? You really putting the blame on me now!! How dare you?"
"Of course it's your fault, couldn't you have run away this time too- oh wait- you did run away, from your nikah with my brother. I didn't know you were THAT desperate!!!"
"Trust me, I'd break that skull of yours if you don't shut the hell up now. Allah Miyan what do we do??? Mr Khan toh mera khoon kardenge aaj. Tum dekhna."
"Nahin, TUM dekhna, woh tujhse pehle MUJHE mardalenge"
Farzâď¸
p/s Don't you guys think Rashid Sahab was dressed to the nines? Really, and I mean really, that's a great sherwani he has on. Much better than Asad's and Ayaan's. Akhir inka beta aur beti ke nikaah hai, so kyun nahin.
