QH ... Via cinema's best lines..peep in for a laugh !

We recite them, repeat them, rehearse them. Memorable words echo marvellous moments. Tune into Hindi cinema's best lines.

Deewar (1975)
"Aaj mere paas Salman Khan hai, Married couple hain, TRP's hain... tumhare paas kya hai?" BB7 team

"Mere paas, mere paas... Zoyaan via community Nikah hai ," Gul Khan

Sholay (1975)
Arre -O-Ayaan "Kitne couples thhe?"asked Shireen after community Nikah ... Aur Sirf ek qazi yeh to badi nainsaafi hai !

Yaddon ki Baraat (1973)
"Kutte, kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga," Ayaan to Vikram

Souten (1983)
"Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, woh batti bujha ke kapde badalte hain," Dilshad to Shireen

Shahenshah (1988)
"Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Ghafoor Siddiqui"... GS to Zoya

Pakeezah (1972)
"Aapke 6 packs dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zamane ke saamne expose mat kijiye Nazar lag jayegi," Zoya in a note addressed to Asad after admiring his abs while taking a bath !

Devdas (1955)
"Kaun kambakht Shaadi ke liye engagement karata hai ? Main toh isliye engagement karat hoon Ki audiences ke hopes Baar baar ooper neeche Kar sakoon " Asad to sbs

Mother India (1957)
"Tu AsYa Ko nahin maar sakti. Tu uski creator hai," Audience "Mein pehle ek producer hoon," Gul Khan

Another one from Anand

Originally posted by: honestyfirst

Nice one ...
Good entertainment post ...
... 😆

Originally posted by: gossipgirlxoxo

We recite them, repeat them, rehearse them. Memorable words echo marvellous moments. Tune into Hindi cinema's best lines.

Deewar (1975)
"Aaj mere paas Salman Khan hai, Married couple hain, TRP's hain... tumhare paas kya hai?" BB7 team

"Mere paas, mere paas... Zoyaan via community Nikah hai ," Gul Khan

==> GK and QH fail

Sholay (1975)
Arre -O-Ayaan "Kitne couples thhe?"asked Shireen after community Nikah ... Aur Sirf ek qazi yeh to badi nainsaafi hai !

Yaddon ki Baraat (1973)
"Kutte, kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga," Ayaan to Vikram

Souten (1983)
"Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, woh batti bujha ke kapde badalte hain," Dilshad to Shireen

Shahenshah (1988)
"Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Ghafoor Siddiqui"... GS to Zoya

Pakeezah (1972)
"Aapke 6 packs dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zamane ke saamne expose mat kijiye Nazar lag jayegi," Zoya in a note addressed to Asad after admiring his abs while taking a bath !

Devdas (1955)
"Kaun kambakht Shaadi ke liye engagement karat hai ? Main toh isliye engagement karat hoon Ki audiences ke hopes Baar baar ooper neeche Kar sakoon " Asad to sbs

🤣 ultimate

Mother India (1957)
"Tu AsYa Ko nahin maar sakti. Tu uski creator hai," Audience "Mein pehle ek producer hoon," Gul Khan

GK and QH fail again

Mughal-e-Azam (1960)
"Zoya ke kismat mein Ayaan aaya hai," Gul Khan "Asad to Baal lambe karte. Hain Lekin Ayaan kaat lete hain " Zoya

Namak Halal (1982)
"I can talk Zoyaan I can walk ZoYaan, I can run ZoYaan because ZoYaan is a very TRP generating language," Gul Khan

GK are you not tired of the fail grades? yet?

Mughal-e-Azam (1960)

"Zoya, Asad Ki mohabbat tumhe marne nahin degi aur hum tumhe jeene nahin denge," CAT woman to Zoya

Die Cat die...😆

Waqt (U1965)
"Akram seth chhuri bachchon ke khelne ki cheez nahin hoti, haath kat jaye toh khoon nikal aata hai,"

Asad to Akram

No this could also apply to Humy...
Guide (1965)
"Ayaan, mein jeena chahti hoon," Humeira to Ayaan

Sholay (1975)
"Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke Villian hain," Razia to Badi Bi

Aur main Aadi Manav ke zamane ki...Badi Bi😆
Amar Prem (1971)
"Asad,, I hate tears... inhe ponch dalo," Audience to Asad

Par, actual heroine to main hoon. Kapde bhi main utarta hoon, bathtub scene bhi main karta hoon, skin show bhi main karta, baal ki dukaan bhi main hoon...to aansoon to banta hai na boss?

Originally posted by: rivya

Originally posted by: gossipgirlxoxo

Good ones...

I knew that koi samjhe ya na samjhe aap ko zaroor samajh main aayengi hamari batein.. aakhir hum 17th century ke jo hain...

Kaho na pyaar hai "Rivya to HR"