Zoyaan is SO going to happen! And HAS to Happen! Message to QH Fandom!

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Mrs. Sidharth Malhotra

@..Shweta..

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Posted: 12 years ago

Zoya and Ayaan are going to get hit in the head by that creepy guy in the car who secretly works for Gaffur who thought they witnessed something they shouldn't have (Gaffur hitting on Haseena Bi), and the blow from that scrawny little twig is going to cause Zoya and Ayaan to lose their memory and frolic in the jungle together and get stuck in some tabela with lots of hay.

Meanwhile, the Asad will become Devdas in Zoya's gham and his story will be famous in the streets of Bhopal as "Kabhi Zoya Kabhi Gham" until Chand Bi (Haseena Bi's sister) comes to him as his Chandramukhi. Razia will get jealous because she loved Asad this whole entire time and will come after Chand Bi, creating a misunderstanding between AsAnd.

Nikhat will find her handsome rajkumar on a safeed ghoda and run away from this mental asylum she had been calling home.

Tamatar will accidentally get hit in the head by the cat who was also after Chand Bi for stealing her Asad and will come to her sense about Imran and leave to go live with Nikhat and her sane new family.

Imran will become Devdas in Najma's gham and run to Humeira who beats the shit out of him just for the heck of it (she was actually getting her Ayaan-running-away ghussa out on him) and then offers him 20 rs. a month to work as her personal nauker. But then she gets rescued by Asad's handsome other half-brother (Rashid mia was quite the player) and he's not an asshole and they live happily ever after.

Shireen will eventually drive Rashid crazy with her intellects and they will both end up in the famous Agra Mental Asylum. Asad will go join them to hide from the cat, Razia, and Chand Bi who he got over as soon as he turned the light on the next morning.

Dilshaad will busy herself in redecorating the house with new neighbors Toothpaste and Toothbrush Bashir and we will all lose our minds.

The end! (And then in a few months Zee TV will surprise you with a QH Ek Baar Phir without the original cast or production house! What fun!)

Now we all see why ZoYaan HAS to happen and will SO happen! Without it we won't be able to achieve this beautiful ending.

-Shweta

Edit: So I realized I missed a few people, Jazz (below, not the gif) will explain to you their tracks!

Edited by -ForeverYours- - 12 years ago

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Jazlyn Lodhi

@Nutella.

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Posted: 12 years ago

While accomplishing the great feat of ensuring that everyone gets a happy ending, you left out a couple of important perks of ZoYaan.

1. Zoya's will actually have some decent colored skinnies to wear. It's the new it thing. Husband and wife sharing clothes...

2. Ayaan has a stubble. Zoya should get the stubbled guy.

3. No huge windows in Ayaan's room for when they are getting on with in.

4. There is a poster of Sallu in Ayaan's room just in case Zoya needs other means to pretend like she's having...fun.

And you left out Badi Bi Shwsha. But that's okay. She probably gets her dupatta stuck in her wheel chair and suffocate herself. And that shall be the end of Badi Bi - The Wannabe Badass.

P.S.: Has anyone noticed that Ayaan has really dainty hands?

P.P.S: I just realized that you edited your post. Gee, thanks for clearing up the confusion Shweta. How horrid would it have been if people thought I was Tannu's long lost twitchy-eyed twin sister? What would I do without you.

As for the explaining, do I get paid for this? Bed time... I'll be back tomorrow.

Edited by -Jazzy- - 12 years ago