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Asad: Yeh tum kya keh rahi ho tanu?Maine to kabhi socha bhi nahi tha ke mai pehli ball pe hi sixer mar dunga.
Tanveer:Yeh sach hai jammy.Aapne aisa sixer maara hai k ball sidha hamare pet mein aake giri hai aur dhire dhire ye cricket ki ball basketball mein convert ho jaegi.Par koi baat nahi jammy hamare liye yeh sab hamari dosti se badh kar thodi hai.Hum dono reh lenge kisi tarah.
Asad:Nahi billi oops I mean tanu is ball ki aur uski ammi ki zimmedari meri hai aur mai is ball ko bina abbu k nahi palne dunga.
Tanveer: Thik hai jammy.Jaisa aapko thik lage.
OUTSIDE:Asad holds zoyas hands and walks off.
Asad:Zoya mujhe maaf kar do par ye nikah nahi ho sakta.(Sob)
Zoya:Kyun Mr.Khan us billi ne kya kaha hai ab aapse?
Asad:Zoya woh actually..actually..woh ball ko akela nahi chod sakte.
Zoya:What ball Mr.Khan?Aap emotionally challenged hone ke sath sath dumb bhi ho gaye hain kya?
Asad:Nahin zoya mera matlab hai k tanu mere ball ki i mean mere bache ki ammi banne vali hai.
Zoya(laughing hysterically): Oh really Mr.Khan?Aapko pata hai ma bhi aapke bache ki ammi baanne vali hu.
Asad:KYA?Par hamare bich to..i mean..voh actually..hamare bich to kabhi kuch hua hi nahi Us din kiss bhi nahi ho payi thi.To fir kaise?
Zoya:Exactly my point Mr.Khan aapke aur us tanu k bich mein bhi kuch nahi hua.Vo jhooth bol rahi hai.Hamare bich atleast eye-sex to hota hi tha din mein do teen baar us tanu ko to aapne ek nazar thik se dekha tak nahi kabhi.
Asad:Par tanu jhooth kyun bolegi.Vo ball meri hi hai zoya.Mjhe maaf kar do mai yeh nikaah nahi kar sakta mai tanu se nikaah karunga.
Till then dilshad,najma and billi reach there.
Zoya:Thik hai Mr.Khan mai aapko ek shart pe maaf karungi k aap apni puri property mere naam kar de.Manzoor?
Asad:Jaisa tum kaho zoya.Vaise bhi mai tumhare naam pe itne donations kar raha hu k kuch hi dini mein mai bhikhari ban jaunga.Toh property tum hi rakh lo.
Tanveer(shocked):Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain jammy agar aap sari property zoya ko de denge to hamari ball ka kya hoga?
Asad :Tum chinta mat karo tanu.Ab mujhe pata chal gaya hai ki mai bohat talented hu.Mai aise hi har ball pe sixer maarta rahunga aur fir cricket ball ko hum basketball bana k bechenge aur paise kamaenge.
Tanveer:Aapka dimag kharab ho gaya hai jammy.Agar aise hi ball bech bech ke paise kamane hai to mai apse nikah kyun karu Is ball k asli malik se hi na kar lu vo kam se kam aise ball to nahi bechega.(Realizes what she said and takes her hand to her mouth)
Asad:Iska matlab yeh ball meri nahi hai?Kya?kya?kya?
Zoya:Mai to kabse keh rahi hu Mr Khan k yeh kisi aur ki ball aapke sir daal hai.
Asad slaps tanu and throws her out of the house.Zoya keeps a hand on an upset asad's shoulder.
Zoya:Mai samajh sakti hu Mr Khan apko bahut dukh ho raha hoga k apki best friend aisi nikli.Par aap chinta mat kijie mai hun na aapke sath.
Asad:Nahin zoya mai islie upset nahi hu.Mai to islie upset hu qki mai sochne laga tha k mai ek ball pe sixer maar sakta hu.Par ab to mjhe pata nahi agar aisa nahi hua to hamari ball kaise hogi?
Zoya:Aww Mr.Khan aap chinta mat kijie hamari ball zaroor hogi.Pr phle nikaah to kar le.
Asad:Jaisa aap kahe.
The nikaah happens.
**This is a fun post and is not meant to hurt anyone's sentiments.Please read it for enjoyment purpose.**
Tanveer:Yeh sach hai jammy.Aapne aisa sixer maara hai k ball sidha hamare pet mein aake giri hai aur dhire dhire ye cricket ki ball basketball mein convert ho jaegi.Par koi baat nahi jammy hamare liye yeh sab hamari dosti se badh kar thodi hai.Hum dono reh lenge kisi tarah.
Asad:Nahi billi oops I mean tanu is ball ki aur uski ammi ki zimmedari meri hai aur mai is ball ko bina abbu k nahi palne dunga.
Tanveer: Thik hai jammy.Jaisa aapko thik lage.
OUTSIDE:Asad holds zoyas hands and walks off.
Asad:Zoya mujhe maaf kar do par ye nikah nahi ho sakta.(Sob)
Zoya:Kyun Mr.Khan us billi ne kya kaha hai ab aapse?
Asad:Zoya woh actually..actually..woh ball ko akela nahi chod sakte.
Zoya:What ball Mr.Khan?Aap emotionally challenged hone ke sath sath dumb bhi ho gaye hain kya?
Asad:Nahin zoya mera matlab hai k tanu mere ball ki i mean mere bache ki ammi banne vali hai.
Zoya(laughing hysterically): Oh really Mr.Khan?Aapko pata hai ma bhi aapke bache ki ammi baanne vali hu.
Asad:KYA?Par hamare bich to..i mean..voh actually..hamare bich to kabhi kuch hua hi nahi Us din kiss bhi nahi ho payi thi.To fir kaise?
Zoya:Exactly my point Mr.Khan aapke aur us tanu k bich mein bhi kuch nahi hua.Vo jhooth bol rahi hai.Hamare bich atleast eye-sex to hota hi tha din mein do teen baar us tanu ko to aapne ek nazar thik se dekha tak nahi kabhi.
Asad:Par tanu jhooth kyun bolegi.Vo ball meri hi hai zoya.Mjhe maaf kar do mai yeh nikaah nahi kar sakta mai tanu se nikaah karunga.
Till then dilshad,najma and billi reach there.
Zoya:Thik hai Mr.Khan mai aapko ek shart pe maaf karungi k aap apni puri property mere naam kar de.Manzoor?
Asad:Jaisa tum kaho zoya.Vaise bhi mai tumhare naam pe itne donations kar raha hu k kuch hi dini mein mai bhikhari ban jaunga.Toh property tum hi rakh lo.
Tanveer(shocked):Yeh aap kya keh rahe hain jammy agar aap sari property zoya ko de denge to hamari ball ka kya hoga?
Asad :Tum chinta mat karo tanu.Ab mujhe pata chal gaya hai ki mai bohat talented hu.Mai aise hi har ball pe sixer maarta rahunga aur fir cricket ball ko hum basketball bana k bechenge aur paise kamaenge.
Tanveer:Aapka dimag kharab ho gaya hai jammy.Agar aise hi ball bech bech ke paise kamane hai to mai apse nikah kyun karu Is ball k asli malik se hi na kar lu vo kam se kam aise ball to nahi bechega.(Realizes what she said and takes her hand to her mouth)
Asad:Iska matlab yeh ball meri nahi hai?Kya?kya?kya?
Zoya:Mai to kabse keh rahi hu Mr Khan k yeh kisi aur ki ball aapke sir daal hai.
Asad slaps tanu and throws her out of the house.Zoya keeps a hand on an upset asad's shoulder.
Zoya:Mai samajh sakti hu Mr Khan apko bahut dukh ho raha hoga k apki best friend aisi nikli.Par aap chinta mat kijie mai hun na aapke sath.
Asad:Nahin zoya mai islie upset nahi hu.Mai to islie upset hu qki mai sochne laga tha k mai ek ball pe sixer maar sakta hu.Par ab to mjhe pata nahi agar aisa nahi hua to hamari ball kaise hogi?
Zoya:Aww Mr.Khan aap chinta mat kijie hamari ball zaroor hogi.Pr phle nikaah to kar le.
Asad:Jaisa aap kahe.
The nikaah happens.
**This is a fun post and is not meant to hurt anyone's sentiments.Please read it for enjoyment purpose.**
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