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Hi it's the first time I'm writing something so enjoy and pls bear with me
Warning:it's a hell lotta long update to be read while you are waiting for other ppl to update their ffs or ss
it's the result of a tomboyish readers update not so cheesy but funny
Sincere request pls ppl update writing corners... Jab BHI story sad mode par chal rahi hoti hai to dharadar update karte HO aur jab Kuch ache hone wall hota his to I'll have to wait so long.
anyways coming back to os it's going to be a month since asya's nikaah which didn't happen
And billi trapped every 1 in her "sweater of conspirancies"(jaal") and made arrangement of marrying asad
Day before Asad and Tanveer's nikaah
Ayaan visits Dilshan
A:badi ami kal ka din bahut special hai
Mai Chahata tha ki mai music handle karo kya Mai kar sakta hu?
D: ha sure beta why not( said with a dry smile)
A: ( could not see his badi ami so sad but also remembered his promise to zoya) ammi kal Kuch acha Hoga hamareliye
Kal se is ghar ko aur bhaijaan ko unki zingadi phir se mil jaige aap khud dekhna
Mai chalta hun ( he left with a smile wishing his badi ami could read between the lines and his facial expressions)
D: read his expressions but not completely she knew something was up
Same night in a hotel room
Zoya calls up her API
A: Zoya meri bachi kaha hai tu tu theek to haina tujhe kya apni API ki koi fikar nahi hai kya( and she bombarded zoya)
Z: API API pls come down mujhe apki help chahiye aur Mai bilkul thik hun
A:Alha ka lakh lakh Sukar hai par tu hai Kahan
Z: API kya aap pls kal sham ko 6 baje hotel XYZ par aa sakti hai pls
A : (looked at the phone for a second she knew zoya was up with something she could make that by just hearing her confident voice )sure bache Mai zaroor aungi par yaha pe hai kya
Z: meri zingadi Jo Mai wapas le rahi hu bye API goodnight sleep tight aur jeeju ko meri taraf se phone pe bohot dantna
A: ( now relaxed) good night zoya take care
Nikaah day (5:45 pm)
Nikaah ceremony is about to begin
A( on phone ) : kaha reh gai yeh Larki mujhse 5-5 projector aur music players lag wai aur khud late hai pick up the phone damn it
Z: mujhe badme kosna aur batao Jo ma'am Maine Diya voh ho gaya ki nahi
A: ha ha hoga Gaya aur paancho ke paancho kaam bhi kar Rahe hai mona
Z: good ...status kya hai?
A: Sab Kuch set hai tumhare pizza aur pepsi bhi aa age hai aur maulvi Sahab bhi aane vale hai
Z: Asad kaise hai
A: vasai hi jaise tum chod kar gai thi( he could not collaborate further asad was indeed a walking dead he was breathing just for the sakeof breathing )
Z:(had tears and quickly cleared them) Mai sab thick kar dungi Rabart bye
A: bye Mona
Zoya found API staring at her she had heard her side of conversation
she smiled at her and hugged her tightly
API huged her back
A: Meri bachi tu yahan kyu ai hai( pointing towards the banner that said ASAD WEDS TANVEER )
Z: API Hamara pyaar sacha hai aur ASAD ne mujhe koi dukha nahi diya unhe fasaya Gaya hai
A: u sure
Z: yes API I'll prove it to the world
API jab Mai yeh sab sabit karo to aap pls phuphi aur Najma ke sath rehna aur unko sambhalna pls pls API ( and pouts )
API nods
Z: aap andar jaiye
It's 6:10
Maulvi sahib enters
Dilshan leaves a long breath and looks at ayaan with meaning ful eyes ayaan understands and smiles back with reassuring eyes
But as soon as maulvi sahib starts the ceremony she starts losing hope
Her all hopes went down the drain when he asks ASAD kya aapko yeh nikaah qabool hai
A tear rolls down ASAD 's left eye as he opens his mouth
A female yells QABOOL NAHI HAI
And every1 freezes
And ayaan takes over music system and plays aali re ( no one killed Jessica )
Dhinchak dhinchak ..
Rapa rap, rak chik rak chik dhinchak ..
(one can see someone walking down the ramp so as to enter the basement hall the person is wearing jeans and black flat belly)
Chal hatt, muh todh de
Halkat muhfat, ye phod de
Dhinchak dhinchak ..
Rapa rap, rak chik rak chik
(person is indeed a girl she wearing a blue top and is pulling the luggage along with her but can't see the face)
Aye chal hatt, muh todh de
Halkat muhfat, ye phod de
(person is indeed zoya)
Aali re, saali re
Kaali re, jagdali re, nakhrali re, bawali re, hatt
Aye hatt
Aali re, saali re
Milgi toh dilwali lekin muh khole toh gaali re, hatt
Aye hatt
(zoya pushes the door and enters the wedding hall)
Patloon mein junoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
Garm zara yeh khoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
Yeh thodi si kameeni, thodi namkeeni
Thodi si nasheeli, thodi zehreeli hai
(every1 is shocked to see her smiling )
Dhinchak dhinchak ..
Rapa rap, rak chik rak chik
Ding dang ..
Badi hi-fi, jispe muh lagayi
Shaamat aayi, jaan lo
Hai kadva dhatoora
Rampuri chhura
Ghus gaya poora, jaan lo
(she casts a dreadful stare at tanveer)
Rahu ya phir ketu ki hai aadhi gharwali
Aali aali aali saali aali re aali
Temper hai bhayankar udhde cactus ki daali
Aali aali aali saali aali
(finally she decides to leave tanveer and looks around)
Aali re, saali re
Bheje mein kachumar bhar ke dil ka pinjra khali re, hatt
Aye hatt
(she checks for her arrangement)
Aali re, saali re
Surkhiyon se bunti hai makdi ki jaali re, hatt
Aye hatt
Patloon mein junoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
Garm zara yeh khoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
(she finally looks towards ayaan and acknowledges the arrangement is perfect and smiles)
Jiski lugaai, banegi re bhai
Uski tabaahi, paper mein chhapegi hatt
(ayaan smiles back)
Boom Boom patakha de
Dhoom dhoom dhadaka de
Chatka chatakha de
Arrey dekh, arrey dekh
Bhatka paratha dekh
Tadka paratha dekh, dekh dekh
Arrey aali aali aali chhori aali re, saali re
Kaali re jagdali re nakhrali re bawali re chal
Aali re, saali re, kaali re chal hatt
As soon as the song ends zoya comes in and hugs phuphi and Najma and says kaise ho aap phuphi and tamatar I missed you so so much
Mauvli sahab gets angry as she enters wearing her regular blue top and jeans having her iPad and chips in one hand and diet pepsi can in other
And yells kaun hai yeh batameez larkhi
Dilshad : yeh zoya hai
And she looks after maulvi Sahab
Zoya goes to ayaan and gives him her iPad and says bad song
Ayaan well just laughs rubbing his hair
She turns towards ASAD and hugs him tightly
ASAD was still in trance trying to process what's happening around him . Zoya had expected the same and she knw he dilemma and to knock some sense into him and make him realize that he wasn't dreaming she placed a long sloppy wet kiss on his right cheek
As she had expected ASAD was in shock but because of the kiss and he was now sure that she was present around him hugging him
This was The Moment when he felt like Living and he hugs her tightly burying her into him not letting her go
His eyes were closed cherishing this moment and tears were constantly flowing down his face in his mind he decided that if death was in the next moment he could die in peace in his Zoya's arms
After a couple of minutes Zoya finally said Mr... Khan ...can't ...breath ... it took a minute for ASAD to process what she meant and he immediately left her but zoya didn't leave him completely her arms were still around his neck
She smiled at him tip toed on her feet and whispered into his ear
Z: I am sorry MrKhan...I missed you at lot ... I LOVE YOU ...
And she got back on her feet and waited to see his expression change from shock to realization to content he looked into Zoya's eye to confirm and found love in them
His million dollar smile was back which was last seen about a month back during their nikaah ceremony
A tear drops from Dilshan Najma and Ayaans eye to see ASAD 's smile
While Rashid's family had a teary smile
Zoya knew that ASAD was still shocked so she holds his hand and make him walk towards ayaan who stood next to music station
She made ASAD stand in such a way that his back leans on the table and Zoya's back leans on his chest she wraps ASAD 's hand around her waist locking them in front
Now she knew that ASAD would be fine
She looked around for API and gathered some courage from her and turned her gaze back at ASAD and saw he had suffered a lot despite of having no fault
She looked at ayaan and signaled him toward the door. He nodded and left. She took a sip of pepsi and looked towards TANVEER to say she was undergoing a nervous breakdown even that would be an understatement. Her face pale no white. Zoya thought whether she would be able to distinguish between which was whiter her white face or white eye correctly or not. She smirked at that thought and mentally patted herself.
Finally she decided to break the silence
Z: so TANVEER how are you and the baby.
As soon as her words hit ASAD 's head he tried to draw back his hands which surprised zoya but she was quick to recover back and pulled his hands more tightly as if burying her back into him.
TANVEER soon got her words and backfired " Zoya Jammy ko chodiyeAaj unka nikaah hai hamse"
Zoya ignored her and said,"4 months baad ki due date hai na ...(stopped to look at TANVEER s shocked expression ) every one stared at TANVEER trying to process what zoya had stated with so much confidence.
Zoya cont. TANVEER Mai actually confused hun ki Mai baby ki mami hungi ya phir phuphi. Tum Mr. Khan ko bachpan se janti Hun aur mera nikaah Mr. Khan se hoga toh is hisab se mr Khan Mamu aur hai mami. Lekin tum meri bhi to itni achi dost hu toh Mai phuphi aur mr Khan phuphu ( sorry phuphi ke hubby ko kya kehte hai nahi pata)
I think hame time wise karna chahiye Mai mami hi thick Hun what's say Mr Khan. ( and placed a quick kiss on his cheek)
ASAD nods cherishing Zoya's touch. Zoya smiles and says See even MrKhan agrees
TANVEER gets angry and yells ZOYA
Zoya replies back with fake worry chilao mat TANVEER maine net par search Kara hai ki during 2 nd trimester baby starts to recognize music and loud voice and shows movements as well give me 1 min lemme just show you.
Zoya opens her iPad and says I love ASAD as her password and opens the saved link. Since the iPad was connected to 5 projectors at different corners of the hall every1 could see that.
TANVEER got angry and said ZOYA HUM 1 month pregnant hai na ki 5 months.
Zoya looks towards the gate and flashed her batisi (32 teeth) and says as if a very confused 3 yrs old child "really lekin unhone toh mujhe 5 months hi kaha and points towards the door were stood a lady climbing down the stairs with ayaan.
To say TANVEER was shocked would be an understatement
Salam walekum dr greeted zoya " yeh TANVEER ki gyny lucknow se hai infact inhone hi TANVEER ko bataya tha that she's pregnant Haina TANVEER "
Before tanveer could react gyny said " wale kum Asalam beta
Ha Maine hi tanveer ko bataya tha ki woh pregnant hai infact Maine hi 3 mahine pehle uska ultra sound bhi Kiya tha and by the grace of Alha both of them were fine
But Maine jab inhe 3 rd month ke check up ke liye bulaya toh wo nahi aai phir mujhe pata chala ki woh Bhopal aa gai hai mere pass inke reports hai Jo yeh collect nahi kar pai thi yeh lo tanveer " she forwarded the reports towards her but zoya leaped in taking the reports before tanveer very politely.
Then she went back to asad in the same position opened her iPad and clicked photos so that every1 could see on the projector.
Zoya asked the doctor" is it possible for a 4 month pregnant woman to consummate ? " dr looked shocked
Zoya explained further actually I've a friend who is now 4 months so she had asked me if it was possible..."
Dr replied " no actually a mucous plug develops in the cervix which would not allow. I wonder why her gyny didn't tell her that"
Zoya beamed and asked so u can't consummate in 4 th month"
Doc replied yes
Zoya thanked the doc and she goes away
Zoya smirks at petrified tanveer.
Z: OMG tanveer doc ne toh yeh prove kar Diya ki you are 5 months pregnant toh phir why did you rope in MrKhan in all this
After some time
Z: no answer I expected the same from you
Tanveer couldn't come up with anything it was as if her brain stopped working
Z: chalo never mind I'll help you I m your friend na( trying to be genuine )
Zoya played a video on her iPad which showed asad yelling for tanveer and well wishing for her safety(actually the phone was put on video mode by mistake when asad had entered into the factory checking for any missed calls from tanveer and seing none he put the phone in his white sherwani chest pocket so ppl could hear his panic and prayers and see the environment around him slightly. )
Meanwhile zoya grabbed her pizza and started to feed asad as she knew he didn't anything since morning ( telepathic connection) in between she ate herself and even made asad drink pepsi
Well asad was too engrossed in the video to notice what was in his mouth
The video then showed asad having spot tanveer and tanveer injecting HEROIN into him asad becoming dizzy due to effect of drug and finally collapsing
Tanveer dragging him to the bed removing his top and in this process she placed his mobile on the nearby table and then she tore her own suit.
Zoya suddenly stops the video and every 1 looks at her
Z: now here comes the best part so everyone pls embrace yourselves
( and she sips her pepsi)
Tanveer herself admits the numerous time she tried to poison asad and zoya 's mind against each other creating misunderstandings calling Mr batnawdre or something and so on and even explained the no of times she tried to kill zoya and she survived and how easily asad became a fool.
And video ended.
There was pin drop silence in the hall every1 was to shocked to even react
Zoya continued feeding asad and herself after good 5 min when all the pizza boxes were finished she turned facing asad and cleared his mouth that food particles with her hand and hugged him tight
Z: whispered you are not forgiven MrKhan
Jab aapne Kuch Galat hi nahi Kiya toh mafi kis bat ki and she beamed her dimple smile at him
Asad slowly absorbed her words and repeated Maine Kuch Galat nahi Kiya
Maine Kuch Galat nahi Kiya
Maine Kuch Galat nahi Kiya zoya
That means I'm innocent I'm innocent and finally he smiled
This time his million dollar smile was back flashing his dimples and this time his smile evenreached his eyes.
Zoya replied happily yes mr khan aap innocent hai rather aap ki izzat bachi hui hai
Aur usse lootne ka hakk sirf mera hai and winked at him
Asad was shocked to hear such a response from her
He stared at her and finally pinched his nose that was good enough for zoya to understand that her jahanpana 6 pack abs was back
She caressed his dimples while flashing her own
Zoya turned towards tanveer and asked any questions.
T: stampering over words said woh ...video Tumhe ... Kaise... Maine kharab...
Z: arz kya\Kiya hai
Ayaan: irshad irshad
Z: mana kisi ko sadisho ka jaal bichane ka bohot showk hai...
mana kisi ko sadisho ka jaal bichane ka bohot showk hai...
Magar yeh mat bhulo ek aankh se dekne wali billi...
Asad ki is zoya ko technology aur software ka bohot bada craze hai...
Sukriya...Sukriya...Sukriya...
Ayaan : ab meri Bari
Z: shut up Rabart this is my day and my show ( with fake anger)
Looking at tanveer
Honestly speaking tanveer
Mujhe zyada kuch Karna hi nahi Pada tumne asad ka mobile zaroor toda magar tum chip to destroy Karna hi bhul gai all I had to do was search the chip that I found under the bed 1st place to look at.
Aur tumne khud hi sab Kuch confess kar diya so I didn't have to even prove anything.
Par phir mujhe strike Kiya ki tum Aisa Kuch kyu karogi. So I did some home work. Mai aur Rabart lucknow Gaye and I'll show ki ham ne kya dekha
Zoya played another video which showed tanveer 's home and and factory fine and doing well zoya and Ayaan even bought a couple of suits for dilshan najma nikhad nuzad humera shirin and zoya bought a kurti for herself
They chatted with the salesman inquiring about tanveer. He told that she's in Bhopal for a huge business deal.
She plays another video were she talks to tanveers gyny and she gets a mans phone no who had come along with tanveer to the gyny
video ends
Z: finally speaks seriously tanveer mujhe us admi ko dhundhne Mai adha ghanta bhi nahi laga. He wanted you back so desperately. And here he is.
Scene shifts to the entry of new guy who turns up to be none other than imran yeah hassina bi's son
Entire khan khandan's blood was boiling
Z: noticed the growing tension and said imran loved you and u told him that you are not pregnant and vanished he tried searching you but when he failed hassina bi got him engaged to nikhat for money this was the reason whenever he spoke cheesy lines to nikhat and next day hassina bi would come to frighten nikhat and ask for more money
Mujhe to yeh sab pata karne Mai 1 week hi laga but then I had to wait for your so called wedding day to become the best day of my life.
But still I couldn't understand why asad why not some1 else
And finally it strikes me
( she played another ppt
Song kukkad was playing in bg of the ppt and ppt had pics of asad and some cartoon pics again of asad which zoya had made herself with captions)
Koi naa jaane kittho aaye hai tu
Sab de dilon vich ho gayi kukiduku (x2)
Inna sona, inna cool
Munna inna wonderful
Ennu vekhe je kudiya toh kehndi
"Oh My God! Oh My God!..."
(collage of asad pics showing transaction from infant to child to teenager to a man
Caption-> MAKING OF AKDRU AHMED KHAN and a huge smile in display)
Haan munda sab me sab ton best
Munda better than the rest
Ennu vekhe ke munde toh kehnde
"Oh My God!"
(asad pics in his 3 piece various suits)
Oh seena 6 biscut da
Oh munda 6 foot da
Oh dheere dheere karda dhamaal sa
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh kudiya te ho jaayegi fact oh di chaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Bando mein banda perfect bemisal sa
Kukkad kamaal da
(caption- looks to die for)
Koi naa jaane kittho aaye hai tu
Sab de dilon vich ho gayi kukuduku (x2)
(asad with his dimple smiles)
Tu te hoya hai sab di misaal soneya
Tu te chamke ban ankhaan vich star soneya
Ho tu te lakk.e banaayi tip-top belliya
Tu te hight te buje full-stop belliya
(caption->ASAD AHMED KHAN=FAME)
Dil daude itte-utte
Phir karde titar-bitar
Ho munda angdai je maal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh kudiya te ho jaayegi flat oh di chaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Bando mein banda perfect bemisal saa
Kukkad kamaal da
(asad 's pics on various ceremonies)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
He something very special
I don't know what i want
He really got me goin'
He makes me feel alright
Baby baby .. get lucky tonight
I like the way he's lookin'
The way he is movin' now
I like the way they call him
Kukkad kamaal da
I like the way he's walkin'
The way he's talkin' now
I like the way they call him
Kukkad kamaal da
(caption -name speaks for itself
Pics of asad helping ppl)
Hey maujya kariya kyu sab nu bukhar bewajah
Ek anar sau bimaar bewajah
O le le do din di zindadi udhaar mundeya
Tu te rehna hai atthe din chaar mundeya
Tu phad jinni vinti honi naa teri ginati
Aye gabbar hai ji tujhe thekedaar naal
(shows asad paying money on various occasions and on the bottom right corner a white cat with tanveer 's face with her tongue out and staring at asad 's hand with money
Caption-> BANK BALANCE HO TO AISA VARNA NA HO SAMJHE IMRAN MIYAN)
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh kudiya te ho jaayegi flat oh di chaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Bando mein banda perfect bemisal saa
Kukkad kamaal da
Oh!
(caption - why I love mr khan like this???) (Asad 's shirtless pics is shown in the full screen)
Next slide -> STILL CAN'T EXPRESS and a wink is shown
Last slide -> credit goes to Zoya Farooqui WOULD BE MRS.ASAD AHMED KHAN the one and only...
All so serious and heated atmosphere lightened up seeing the video zoya relaxed and smiled to herself for making this ppt
Zoya turned to response of her ppt
Every1 had a huge smile and she was satisfied
But it was Rabart who was not so happy
A: yeh to sarasar NA in safi hai
Z: what( she had spent 1entire week preparing for this show arranging and then rearranging her thoughts and words according to every1 's expected reaction and whatever ayaan said was out of her plan of execution which she was not ready to tolerate)
A: Obviously Mona issue to mera naam hi nahi hai
Sara kaam Maine Kara aur sara credit tum le rahi HO THIS IS CHEATING
BHAIJAAN AAP ZOYA KO DAANTIYE
z: what ? Oh pls Rabart don't try to be over-smart.. Yeh ppt Maine banai hai as it was the only way by which I could see mr khan
A: par maine hi toy tumhe bhaijaan ki pics di thi
Z: sirf 3 voh bhi asad ke bachpan ki(she was too engrossed in her fight that she didn't realize that she called asad asad and ot mr khan)
A: sukhar hai alha ka koi to first name basis par aya
Z: she realized that he was pulling her leg she opened her mouth but couldn't come up with any words and closed her mouth.
Asad: ayaan tumne aaj mujhe duniya ka aathva(8)aajooba dikha Diya zoya Farooqui sorry THE ZOYA FAROOQUI IS SPEECHLESS congrats and thank you ( he patted ayaan who came and stood next to him)
This was enough for zoya to realize that khan brothers are pulling her leg. She pulled both of them by ears and said bas bas ha! Dono emotionally challenged bhai apna mooh band hi Rakho. Ek toh bolts hi nahi hai jab Kuch bolna HO aur thud hi confused hota rehna hai(to ayaan ) and dusra kehta to hai magar itna time lagane ke baad (asad)
Now she was pulling their ears and legs.
Asad and ayaan: API bachao
Zoya looked at her API with stern eyes
API : gulped and said sorry asad she is all yours enjoy your day
API najma and dilshad hugged each other and rolled into fits of laughter
Zoya bends backward still holding their ears to have a view of 3 most imp women op her life giggling and laughing anda huge smile was pasted on her lips
While asad and ayaan screamed in pain
Z: straightened herself and said suits you both right
Zoya came back to her serious mode and said mr khan had name fame and money and this is exactly what tanveer had wanted infact this is the reason why she left IMRAN and is also the same reason why IMRAN would ask for so much money and property so that he could get married to tanveer and fulfill her wishes
Tanveer KO pata tha ki asad KO sab Kuch qabool hai par voh kabhi BHI AISA KAM NAHI KARENGE JO UNKE DIL KO MANZOOR NA HO
Tanveer KO yeh BHI pata tha ki Mr Khan ka sabse bara dar ka hai aur agar woh 18 yrs purani bat KO repeat karti toh mr khan bina Kuch soche samjhe hi man jate
Aur usne is bat ka Bari hi ache se faida uthaya
Asad KO us bat ki saza milli Jo unhone Kari hi nahi ( caressing his right cheek which was slapped by dilshad )
You guys no what it would have been more difficult to join the dots agar IMRAN do hafte pehle farari
ki demand na rakte aur mera dhyan is par nahi pata
But then kehte hai NA ki
DENE WALA BAB BHI DETA
DETA CHAPAD PADH KE
aur Dekho wohi hua
(all set and done every 1 knew that asad is innocent and tanveer is 5 months pregnant with IMRAN 's child)
Najma: still confused about something
Dilshad : kya Baat hai najma
N: ami vo pathar jaise aankh wall saks kon hai
Ayaan : oh voh Mai bataunga
Leaps forward and pushes zoya so that she falls on asad and places IMRAN behind tanveer and says
"Dekho"
And slaps tanveer "thud"
But nothing happens he gets confused and rubs his hair in confusion trying to analyze what went wrong. Zoya pushed away ayaan and said RAJNIKANTH STYLEMind it yannaaa rascalaaa.
And slaps tanveer to more times and her lens finally falls down.
Z: yuppiiieee
Case solved
Inspector aap in dono KO le jaiye
ayaan plays the song karma is a bitch
Ghoom ghoom ghoom ghoom pahiyya yeh ghoome
Iss ki hi le mein saari duniya yeh jhoome
Zara sa phisla toh tujhe kab se milega
Yahaan jo karega woh tu yahin pe bharega
Coz karma is a bitch
Dhak dhak dhak dhak tujhe tokega
Rag rag rag rag tujhe rokega
O meri jaan yeh rakh ke maare ga
Tu toh haare ga, haare ga, haare ga
Saale, karma is a bitch
(Inspector handcuffs them)
Nahin nahin nahin na na nahin re bacha hai koi iss ki chapayt se tu na bacch paaye ga
Tera tera tera zameer aur tera aks bhi iss ki lapayt mein aake lut jaaye ga
Tar tam tam ..
Kar harkat na bach kaand tera karma khula saand tujhko
Noch noch ke, noch noch ke, noch noch ke khaaye ga
Tu Allah bol ya Ram tera kar ke kaam tamaam tujhko
Boond boond haan boond boond haan boond boond tarsaaye ga
Dhak dhak dhak dhak tujhe tokega
Rag rag rag rag tujhe rokeyga
O meri jaan yeh rakh ke maare ga
Tu toh haare ga, haare ga, haare ga
Saale, karma is a bitch
Tar tam tam ..
(tanveer tries to protest and calls for help but none come)
Ghoom ghoom ghoom ghoom pahiyya yeh ghoome
Iss ki hi le mein saari duniya yeh jhoome
Zara sa phisla toh tujhe kab se milega
Yahaan jo karega woh tu yahin pe bharega
Coz karma is a bitch
Dhak dhak dhak dhak tujhe tokega
Rag rag rag rag tujhe rokega
O meri jaan yeh rakh ke maare ga
Tu toh haare ga, haare ga, haare ga
Saale, karma is a b****
Karma is a bitch .. tar tam tam dam da ..
(Zoya and Ayaan wave them bye as excited kids)
And now every 1 was happy
Zoya and ayaan gave hi fi to each other and said "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
After watching all drama many guests go away only family members and close family friends were present.
Ayaan: let's party ppl
Badtameezee ek bimari hai
Ek aisi bimari
Jo dheere dheere waqt ke saath
Budhaape mein badal jaati hai
Main kehta hoon jab tak budhaapa nahi aata
Thodi badtameezee hi kar lete hai
Paan main pudeena dekha
Naak ka nageena dekha
Chikni chameli dekhi
Chikna kameena dekha
Chaand ne cheater hoke cheat kiya toh
Saare taare bole gilli gilli akhaa
Pa para para...
Meri baat, teri baat
Zyada baatein boori baat
Thaali mein katora leke
Aaloo bhat, Muri bhat
Mere peeche kisi ne repeat kiya toh
Saala maine tere muh pe maara mukka
And ever1 started dancing while zoya and asad went out
Zoya waited for him to say something about the entire tanveer incident she had expected him to take time and was ready to wait.
She was taken by surprise when asad hugged her tight
She hugged him back with all love and concern and care.
Asad broke the kiss after some good time and finally broke down
Zoya made him lay on the bench and placed his head on her lap
Asad hugged her from her waist while she pulled his head into her stomach and ran her fingers in his head and with the other hand rubbed his back trying to calm him down.
A: Maine.. Uspar.. Hamesha... Kitna sara.. Bharosa... Kiya.. Aur .. Usne... Kyu...(between hiccups)
Z: apke koi galati nahi hai asad usne aapka fayda uthaya bas
Waqt sab kuch badalta hai aap jis tanveer KO jante the wo aapki bachpan ki dost thi aur yeh vo tanveer nahi hai
Aap ya to is bat KO lekar puri umar apne upar aur tanveer par taras kha sakte hai ya fir achi yaadon KO yad kar sakte hai. she made him look towards her and cleared his tears.
Ab agar aap khud par taras khayenge to fir aap mujhe kab khayenge( horrid expression) and mujhe to yeh bilkul BHI qabool nahi hai (and winks)
Asad's jaw drops but then he decides to go with the flow
A: to aap chahti hai ki Mai aapko khau OK
he didn't wait for her reply rather he puts pointed nose in the gap between shirts buttons and rubs her skin.
Zoya is shocked with such a response but enjoys it.
Suddenly she hears some1 footsteps and says asad chodiye koi aa raha hai.
A:Mai sirf ek shart pe choronda
Z: kya
A: marry me taki Mai yeh sab legally kar saku by next week
Z: asad
A: hmmm he poked his nose again
Z: ok I will
Dilshad had brought coffee for zoya and asad she Was quite worried about him but seeing him smiling with zoya and at ease her last worry went down the drain and was flushed out.
Ayaan stood behind her and said Maine kaha tha NA aaj bhaijaan KO unki zingadi wapas mill jaigi aur aap khud apni aakho se dekhegi.
Dilshad patted his cheek and nodded.
The end
Warning:it's a hell lotta long update to be read while you are waiting for other ppl to update their ffs or ss
it's the result of a tomboyish readers update not so cheesy but funny
Sincere request pls ppl update writing corners... Jab BHI story sad mode par chal rahi hoti hai to dharadar update karte HO aur jab Kuch ache hone wall hota his to I'll have to wait so long.
anyways coming back to os it's going to be a month since asya's nikaah which didn't happen
And billi trapped every 1 in her "sweater of conspirancies"(jaal") and made arrangement of marrying asad
Day before Asad and Tanveer's nikaah
Ayaan visits Dilshan
A:badi ami kal ka din bahut special hai
Mai Chahata tha ki mai music handle karo kya Mai kar sakta hu?
D: ha sure beta why not( said with a dry smile)
A: ( could not see his badi ami so sad but also remembered his promise to zoya) ammi kal Kuch acha Hoga hamareliye
Kal se is ghar ko aur bhaijaan ko unki zingadi phir se mil jaige aap khud dekhna
Mai chalta hun ( he left with a smile wishing his badi ami could read between the lines and his facial expressions)
D: read his expressions but not completely she knew something was up
Same night in a hotel room
Zoya calls up her API
A: Zoya meri bachi kaha hai tu tu theek to haina tujhe kya apni API ki koi fikar nahi hai kya( and she bombarded zoya)
Z: API API pls come down mujhe apki help chahiye aur Mai bilkul thik hun
A:Alha ka lakh lakh Sukar hai par tu hai Kahan
Z: API kya aap pls kal sham ko 6 baje hotel XYZ par aa sakti hai pls
A : (looked at the phone for a second she knew zoya was up with something she could make that by just hearing her confident voice )sure bache Mai zaroor aungi par yaha pe hai kya
Z: meri zingadi Jo Mai wapas le rahi hu bye API goodnight sleep tight aur jeeju ko meri taraf se phone pe bohot dantna
A: ( now relaxed) good night zoya take care
Nikaah day (5:45 pm)
Nikaah ceremony is about to begin
A( on phone ) : kaha reh gai yeh Larki mujhse 5-5 projector aur music players lag wai aur khud late hai pick up the phone damn it
Z: mujhe badme kosna aur batao Jo ma'am Maine Diya voh ho gaya ki nahi
A: ha ha hoga Gaya aur paancho ke paancho kaam bhi kar Rahe hai mona
Z: good ...status kya hai?
A: Sab Kuch set hai tumhare pizza aur pepsi bhi aa age hai aur maulvi Sahab bhi aane vale hai
Z: Asad kaise hai
A: vasai hi jaise tum chod kar gai thi( he could not collaborate further asad was indeed a walking dead he was breathing just for the sakeof breathing )
Z:(had tears and quickly cleared them) Mai sab thick kar dungi Rabart bye
A: bye Mona
Zoya found API staring at her she had heard her side of conversation
she smiled at her and hugged her tightly
API huged her back
A: Meri bachi tu yahan kyu ai hai( pointing towards the banner that said ASAD WEDS TANVEER )
Z: API Hamara pyaar sacha hai aur ASAD ne mujhe koi dukha nahi diya unhe fasaya Gaya hai
A: u sure
Z: yes API I'll prove it to the world
API jab Mai yeh sab sabit karo to aap pls phuphi aur Najma ke sath rehna aur unko sambhalna pls pls API ( and pouts )
API nods
Z: aap andar jaiye
It's 6:10
Maulvi sahib enters
Dilshan leaves a long breath and looks at ayaan with meaning ful eyes ayaan understands and smiles back with reassuring eyes
But as soon as maulvi sahib starts the ceremony she starts losing hope
Her all hopes went down the drain when he asks ASAD kya aapko yeh nikaah qabool hai
A tear rolls down ASAD 's left eye as he opens his mouth
A female yells QABOOL NAHI HAI
And every1 freezes
And ayaan takes over music system and plays aali re ( no one killed Jessica )
Dhinchak dhinchak ..
Rapa rap, rak chik rak chik dhinchak ..
(one can see someone walking down the ramp so as to enter the basement hall the person is wearing jeans and black flat belly)
Chal hatt, muh todh de
Halkat muhfat, ye phod de
Dhinchak dhinchak ..
Rapa rap, rak chik rak chik
(person is indeed a girl she wearing a blue top and is pulling the luggage along with her but can't see the face)
Aye chal hatt, muh todh de
Halkat muhfat, ye phod de
(person is indeed zoya)
Aali re, saali re
Kaali re, jagdali re, nakhrali re, bawali re, hatt
Aye hatt
Aali re, saali re
Milgi toh dilwali lekin muh khole toh gaali re, hatt
Aye hatt
(zoya pushes the door and enters the wedding hall)
Patloon mein junoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
Garm zara yeh khoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
Yeh thodi si kameeni, thodi namkeeni
Thodi si nasheeli, thodi zehreeli hai
(every1 is shocked to see her smiling )
Dhinchak dhinchak ..
Rapa rap, rak chik rak chik
Ding dang ..
Badi hi-fi, jispe muh lagayi
Shaamat aayi, jaan lo
Hai kadva dhatoora
Rampuri chhura
Ghus gaya poora, jaan lo
(she casts a dreadful stare at tanveer)
Rahu ya phir ketu ki hai aadhi gharwali
Aali aali aali saali aali re aali
Temper hai bhayankar udhde cactus ki daali
Aali aali aali saali aali
(finally she decides to leave tanveer and looks around)
Aali re, saali re
Bheje mein kachumar bhar ke dil ka pinjra khali re, hatt
Aye hatt
(she checks for her arrangement)
Aali re, saali re
Surkhiyon se bunti hai makdi ki jaali re, hatt
Aye hatt
Patloon mein junoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
Garm zara yeh khoon hai aye saala hatt (saala hatt, saala hatt)
(she finally looks towards ayaan and acknowledges the arrangement is perfect and smiles)
Jiski lugaai, banegi re bhai
Uski tabaahi, paper mein chhapegi hatt
(ayaan smiles back)
Boom Boom patakha de
Dhoom dhoom dhadaka de
Chatka chatakha de
Arrey dekh, arrey dekh
Bhatka paratha dekh
Tadka paratha dekh, dekh dekh
Arrey aali aali aali chhori aali re, saali re
Kaali re jagdali re nakhrali re bawali re chal
Aali re, saali re, kaali re chal hatt
As soon as the song ends zoya comes in and hugs phuphi and Najma and says kaise ho aap phuphi and tamatar I missed you so so much
Mauvli sahab gets angry as she enters wearing her regular blue top and jeans having her iPad and chips in one hand and diet pepsi can in other
And yells kaun hai yeh batameez larkhi
Dilshad : yeh zoya hai
And she looks after maulvi Sahab
Zoya goes to ayaan and gives him her iPad and says bad song
Ayaan well just laughs rubbing his hair
She turns towards ASAD and hugs him tightly
ASAD was still in trance trying to process what's happening around him . Zoya had expected the same and she knw he dilemma and to knock some sense into him and make him realize that he wasn't dreaming she placed a long sloppy wet kiss on his right cheek
As she had expected ASAD was in shock but because of the kiss and he was now sure that she was present around him hugging him
This was The Moment when he felt like Living and he hugs her tightly burying her into him not letting her go
His eyes were closed cherishing this moment and tears were constantly flowing down his face in his mind he decided that if death was in the next moment he could die in peace in his Zoya's arms
After a couple of minutes Zoya finally said Mr... Khan ...can't ...breath ... it took a minute for ASAD to process what she meant and he immediately left her but zoya didn't leave him completely her arms were still around his neck
She smiled at him tip toed on her feet and whispered into his ear
Z: I am sorry MrKhan...I missed you at lot ... I LOVE YOU ...
And she got back on her feet and waited to see his expression change from shock to realization to content he looked into Zoya's eye to confirm and found love in them
His million dollar smile was back which was last seen about a month back during their nikaah ceremony
A tear drops from Dilshan Najma and Ayaans eye to see ASAD 's smile
While Rashid's family had a teary smile
Zoya knew that ASAD was still shocked so she holds his hand and make him walk towards ayaan who stood next to music station
She made ASAD stand in such a way that his back leans on the table and Zoya's back leans on his chest she wraps ASAD 's hand around her waist locking them in front
Now she knew that ASAD would be fine
She looked around for API and gathered some courage from her and turned her gaze back at ASAD and saw he had suffered a lot despite of having no fault
She looked at ayaan and signaled him toward the door. He nodded and left. She took a sip of pepsi and looked towards TANVEER to say she was undergoing a nervous breakdown even that would be an understatement. Her face pale no white. Zoya thought whether she would be able to distinguish between which was whiter her white face or white eye correctly or not. She smirked at that thought and mentally patted herself.
Finally she decided to break the silence
Z: so TANVEER how are you and the baby.
As soon as her words hit ASAD 's head he tried to draw back his hands which surprised zoya but she was quick to recover back and pulled his hands more tightly as if burying her back into him.
TANVEER soon got her words and backfired " Zoya Jammy ko chodiyeAaj unka nikaah hai hamse"
Zoya ignored her and said,"4 months baad ki due date hai na ...(stopped to look at TANVEER s shocked expression ) every one stared at TANVEER trying to process what zoya had stated with so much confidence.
Zoya cont. TANVEER Mai actually confused hun ki Mai baby ki mami hungi ya phir phuphi. Tum Mr. Khan ko bachpan se janti Hun aur mera nikaah Mr. Khan se hoga toh is hisab se mr Khan Mamu aur hai mami. Lekin tum meri bhi to itni achi dost hu toh Mai phuphi aur mr Khan phuphu ( sorry phuphi ke hubby ko kya kehte hai nahi pata)
I think hame time wise karna chahiye Mai mami hi thick Hun what's say Mr Khan. ( and placed a quick kiss on his cheek)
ASAD nods cherishing Zoya's touch. Zoya smiles and says See even MrKhan agrees
TANVEER gets angry and yells ZOYA
Zoya replies back with fake worry chilao mat TANVEER maine net par search Kara hai ki during 2 nd trimester baby starts to recognize music and loud voice and shows movements as well give me 1 min lemme just show you.
Zoya opens her iPad and says I love ASAD as her password and opens the saved link. Since the iPad was connected to 5 projectors at different corners of the hall every1 could see that.
TANVEER got angry and said ZOYA HUM 1 month pregnant hai na ki 5 months.
Zoya looks towards the gate and flashed her batisi (32 teeth) and says as if a very confused 3 yrs old child "really lekin unhone toh mujhe 5 months hi kaha and points towards the door were stood a lady climbing down the stairs with ayaan.
To say TANVEER was shocked would be an understatement
Salam walekum dr greeted zoya " yeh TANVEER ki gyny lucknow se hai infact inhone hi TANVEER ko bataya tha that she's pregnant Haina TANVEER "
Before tanveer could react gyny said " wale kum Asalam beta
Ha Maine hi tanveer ko bataya tha ki woh pregnant hai infact Maine hi 3 mahine pehle uska ultra sound bhi Kiya tha and by the grace of Alha both of them were fine
But Maine jab inhe 3 rd month ke check up ke liye bulaya toh wo nahi aai phir mujhe pata chala ki woh Bhopal aa gai hai mere pass inke reports hai Jo yeh collect nahi kar pai thi yeh lo tanveer " she forwarded the reports towards her but zoya leaped in taking the reports before tanveer very politely.
Then she went back to asad in the same position opened her iPad and clicked photos so that every1 could see on the projector.
Zoya asked the doctor" is it possible for a 4 month pregnant woman to consummate ? " dr looked shocked
Zoya explained further actually I've a friend who is now 4 months so she had asked me if it was possible..."
Dr replied " no actually a mucous plug develops in the cervix which would not allow. I wonder why her gyny didn't tell her that"
Zoya beamed and asked so u can't consummate in 4 th month"
Doc replied yes
Zoya thanked the doc and she goes away
Zoya smirks at petrified tanveer.
Z: OMG tanveer doc ne toh yeh prove kar Diya ki you are 5 months pregnant toh phir why did you rope in MrKhan in all this
After some time
Z: no answer I expected the same from you
Tanveer couldn't come up with anything it was as if her brain stopped working
Z: chalo never mind I'll help you I m your friend na( trying to be genuine )
Zoya played a video on her iPad which showed asad yelling for tanveer and well wishing for her safety(actually the phone was put on video mode by mistake when asad had entered into the factory checking for any missed calls from tanveer and seing none he put the phone in his white sherwani chest pocket so ppl could hear his panic and prayers and see the environment around him slightly. )
Meanwhile zoya grabbed her pizza and started to feed asad as she knew he didn't anything since morning ( telepathic connection) in between she ate herself and even made asad drink pepsi
Well asad was too engrossed in the video to notice what was in his mouth
The video then showed asad having spot tanveer and tanveer injecting HEROIN into him asad becoming dizzy due to effect of drug and finally collapsing
Tanveer dragging him to the bed removing his top and in this process she placed his mobile on the nearby table and then she tore her own suit.
Zoya suddenly stops the video and every 1 looks at her
Z: now here comes the best part so everyone pls embrace yourselves
( and she sips her pepsi)
Tanveer herself admits the numerous time she tried to poison asad and zoya 's mind against each other creating misunderstandings calling Mr batnawdre or something and so on and even explained the no of times she tried to kill zoya and she survived and how easily asad became a fool.
And video ended.
There was pin drop silence in the hall every1 was to shocked to even react
Zoya continued feeding asad and herself after good 5 min when all the pizza boxes were finished she turned facing asad and cleared his mouth that food particles with her hand and hugged him tight
Z: whispered you are not forgiven MrKhan
Jab aapne Kuch Galat hi nahi Kiya toh mafi kis bat ki and she beamed her dimple smile at him
Asad slowly absorbed her words and repeated Maine Kuch Galat nahi Kiya
Maine Kuch Galat nahi Kiya
Maine Kuch Galat nahi Kiya zoya
That means I'm innocent I'm innocent and finally he smiled
This time his million dollar smile was back flashing his dimples and this time his smile evenreached his eyes.
Zoya replied happily yes mr khan aap innocent hai rather aap ki izzat bachi hui hai
Aur usse lootne ka hakk sirf mera hai and winked at him
Asad was shocked to hear such a response from her
He stared at her and finally pinched his nose that was good enough for zoya to understand that her jahanpana 6 pack abs was back
She caressed his dimples while flashing her own
Zoya turned towards tanveer and asked any questions.
T: stampering over words said woh ...video Tumhe ... Kaise... Maine kharab...
Z: arz kya\Kiya hai
Ayaan: irshad irshad
Z: mana kisi ko sadisho ka jaal bichane ka bohot showk hai...
mana kisi ko sadisho ka jaal bichane ka bohot showk hai...
Magar yeh mat bhulo ek aankh se dekne wali billi...
Asad ki is zoya ko technology aur software ka bohot bada craze hai...
Sukriya...Sukriya...Sukriya...
Ayaan : ab meri Bari
Z: shut up Rabart this is my day and my show ( with fake anger)
Looking at tanveer
Honestly speaking tanveer
Mujhe zyada kuch Karna hi nahi Pada tumne asad ka mobile zaroor toda magar tum chip to destroy Karna hi bhul gai all I had to do was search the chip that I found under the bed 1st place to look at.
Aur tumne khud hi sab Kuch confess kar diya so I didn't have to even prove anything.
Par phir mujhe strike Kiya ki tum Aisa Kuch kyu karogi. So I did some home work. Mai aur Rabart lucknow Gaye and I'll show ki ham ne kya dekha
Zoya played another video which showed tanveer 's home and and factory fine and doing well zoya and Ayaan even bought a couple of suits for dilshan najma nikhad nuzad humera shirin and zoya bought a kurti for herself
They chatted with the salesman inquiring about tanveer. He told that she's in Bhopal for a huge business deal.
She plays another video were she talks to tanveers gyny and she gets a mans phone no who had come along with tanveer to the gyny
video ends
Z: finally speaks seriously tanveer mujhe us admi ko dhundhne Mai adha ghanta bhi nahi laga. He wanted you back so desperately. And here he is.
Scene shifts to the entry of new guy who turns up to be none other than imran yeah hassina bi's son
Entire khan khandan's blood was boiling
Z: noticed the growing tension and said imran loved you and u told him that you are not pregnant and vanished he tried searching you but when he failed hassina bi got him engaged to nikhat for money this was the reason whenever he spoke cheesy lines to nikhat and next day hassina bi would come to frighten nikhat and ask for more money
Mujhe to yeh sab pata karne Mai 1 week hi laga but then I had to wait for your so called wedding day to become the best day of my life.
But still I couldn't understand why asad why not some1 else
And finally it strikes me
( she played another ppt
Song kukkad was playing in bg of the ppt and ppt had pics of asad and some cartoon pics again of asad which zoya had made herself with captions)
Koi naa jaane kittho aaye hai tu
Sab de dilon vich ho gayi kukiduku (x2)
Inna sona, inna cool
Munna inna wonderful
Ennu vekhe je kudiya toh kehndi
"Oh My God! Oh My God!..."
(collage of asad pics showing transaction from infant to child to teenager to a man
Caption-> MAKING OF AKDRU AHMED KHAN and a huge smile in display)
Haan munda sab me sab ton best
Munda better than the rest
Ennu vekhe ke munde toh kehnde
"Oh My God!"
(asad pics in his 3 piece various suits)
Oh seena 6 biscut da
Oh munda 6 foot da
Oh dheere dheere karda dhamaal sa
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh kudiya te ho jaayegi fact oh di chaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Bando mein banda perfect bemisal sa
Kukkad kamaal da
(caption- looks to die for)
Koi naa jaane kittho aaye hai tu
Sab de dilon vich ho gayi kukuduku (x2)
(asad with his dimple smiles)
Tu te hoya hai sab di misaal soneya
Tu te chamke ban ankhaan vich star soneya
Ho tu te lakk.e banaayi tip-top belliya
Tu te hight te buje full-stop belliya
(caption->ASAD AHMED KHAN=FAME)
Dil daude itte-utte
Phir karde titar-bitar
Ho munda angdai je maal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh kudiya te ho jaayegi flat oh di chaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Bando mein banda perfect bemisal saa
Kukkad kamaal da
(asad 's pics on various ceremonies)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
He something very special
I don't know what i want
He really got me goin'
He makes me feel alright
Baby baby .. get lucky tonight
I like the way he's lookin'
The way he is movin' now
I like the way they call him
Kukkad kamaal da
I like the way he's walkin'
The way he's talkin' now
I like the way they call him
Kukkad kamaal da
(caption -name speaks for itself
Pics of asad helping ppl)
Hey maujya kariya kyu sab nu bukhar bewajah
Ek anar sau bimaar bewajah
O le le do din di zindadi udhaar mundeya
Tu te rehna hai atthe din chaar mundeya
Tu phad jinni vinti honi naa teri ginati
Aye gabbar hai ji tujhe thekedaar naal
(shows asad paying money on various occasions and on the bottom right corner a white cat with tanveer 's face with her tongue out and staring at asad 's hand with money
Caption-> BANK BALANCE HO TO AISA VARNA NA HO SAMJHE IMRAN MIYAN)
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh kudiya te ho jaayegi flat oh di chaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Bando mein banda perfect bemisal saa
Kukkad kamaal da
Oh!
(caption - why I love mr khan like this???) (Asad 's shirtless pics is shown in the full screen)
Next slide -> STILL CAN'T EXPRESS and a wink is shown
Last slide -> credit goes to Zoya Farooqui WOULD BE MRS.ASAD AHMED KHAN the one and only...
All so serious and heated atmosphere lightened up seeing the video zoya relaxed and smiled to herself for making this ppt
Zoya turned to response of her ppt
Every1 had a huge smile and she was satisfied
But it was Rabart who was not so happy
A: yeh to sarasar NA in safi hai
Z: what( she had spent 1entire week preparing for this show arranging and then rearranging her thoughts and words according to every1 's expected reaction and whatever ayaan said was out of her plan of execution which she was not ready to tolerate)
A: Obviously Mona issue to mera naam hi nahi hai
Sara kaam Maine Kara aur sara credit tum le rahi HO THIS IS CHEATING
BHAIJAAN AAP ZOYA KO DAANTIYE
z: what ? Oh pls Rabart don't try to be over-smart.. Yeh ppt Maine banai hai as it was the only way by which I could see mr khan
A: par maine hi toy tumhe bhaijaan ki pics di thi
Z: sirf 3 voh bhi asad ke bachpan ki(she was too engrossed in her fight that she didn't realize that she called asad asad and ot mr khan)
A: sukhar hai alha ka koi to first name basis par aya
Z: she realized that he was pulling her leg she opened her mouth but couldn't come up with any words and closed her mouth.
Asad: ayaan tumne aaj mujhe duniya ka aathva(8)aajooba dikha Diya zoya Farooqui sorry THE ZOYA FAROOQUI IS SPEECHLESS congrats and thank you ( he patted ayaan who came and stood next to him)
This was enough for zoya to realize that khan brothers are pulling her leg. She pulled both of them by ears and said bas bas ha! Dono emotionally challenged bhai apna mooh band hi Rakho. Ek toh bolts hi nahi hai jab Kuch bolna HO aur thud hi confused hota rehna hai(to ayaan ) and dusra kehta to hai magar itna time lagane ke baad (asad)
Now she was pulling their ears and legs.
Asad and ayaan: API bachao
Zoya looked at her API with stern eyes
API : gulped and said sorry asad she is all yours enjoy your day
API najma and dilshad hugged each other and rolled into fits of laughter
Zoya bends backward still holding their ears to have a view of 3 most imp women op her life giggling and laughing anda huge smile was pasted on her lips
While asad and ayaan screamed in pain
Z: straightened herself and said suits you both right
Zoya came back to her serious mode and said mr khan had name fame and money and this is exactly what tanveer had wanted infact this is the reason why she left IMRAN and is also the same reason why IMRAN would ask for so much money and property so that he could get married to tanveer and fulfill her wishes
Tanveer KO pata tha ki asad KO sab Kuch qabool hai par voh kabhi BHI AISA KAM NAHI KARENGE JO UNKE DIL KO MANZOOR NA HO
Tanveer KO yeh BHI pata tha ki Mr Khan ka sabse bara dar ka hai aur agar woh 18 yrs purani bat KO repeat karti toh mr khan bina Kuch soche samjhe hi man jate
Aur usne is bat ka Bari hi ache se faida uthaya
Asad KO us bat ki saza milli Jo unhone Kari hi nahi ( caressing his right cheek which was slapped by dilshad )
You guys no what it would have been more difficult to join the dots agar IMRAN do hafte pehle farari
ki demand na rakte aur mera dhyan is par nahi pata
But then kehte hai NA ki
DENE WALA BAB BHI DETA
DETA CHAPAD PADH KE
aur Dekho wohi hua
(all set and done every 1 knew that asad is innocent and tanveer is 5 months pregnant with IMRAN 's child)
Najma: still confused about something
Dilshad : kya Baat hai najma
N: ami vo pathar jaise aankh wall saks kon hai
Ayaan : oh voh Mai bataunga
Leaps forward and pushes zoya so that she falls on asad and places IMRAN behind tanveer and says
"Dekho"
And slaps tanveer "thud"
But nothing happens he gets confused and rubs his hair in confusion trying to analyze what went wrong. Zoya pushed away ayaan and said RAJNIKANTH STYLEMind it yannaaa rascalaaa.
And slaps tanveer to more times and her lens finally falls down.
Z: yuppiiieee
Case solved
Inspector aap in dono KO le jaiye
ayaan plays the song karma is a bitch
Ghoom ghoom ghoom ghoom pahiyya yeh ghoome
Iss ki hi le mein saari duniya yeh jhoome
Zara sa phisla toh tujhe kab se milega
Yahaan jo karega woh tu yahin pe bharega
Coz karma is a bitch
Dhak dhak dhak dhak tujhe tokega
Rag rag rag rag tujhe rokega
O meri jaan yeh rakh ke maare ga
Tu toh haare ga, haare ga, haare ga
Saale, karma is a bitch
(Inspector handcuffs them)
Nahin nahin nahin na na nahin re bacha hai koi iss ki chapayt se tu na bacch paaye ga
Tera tera tera zameer aur tera aks bhi iss ki lapayt mein aake lut jaaye ga
Tar tam tam ..
Kar harkat na bach kaand tera karma khula saand tujhko
Noch noch ke, noch noch ke, noch noch ke khaaye ga
Tu Allah bol ya Ram tera kar ke kaam tamaam tujhko
Boond boond haan boond boond haan boond boond tarsaaye ga
Dhak dhak dhak dhak tujhe tokega
Rag rag rag rag tujhe rokeyga
O meri jaan yeh rakh ke maare ga
Tu toh haare ga, haare ga, haare ga
Saale, karma is a bitch
Tar tam tam ..
(tanveer tries to protest and calls for help but none come)
Ghoom ghoom ghoom ghoom pahiyya yeh ghoome
Iss ki hi le mein saari duniya yeh jhoome
Zara sa phisla toh tujhe kab se milega
Yahaan jo karega woh tu yahin pe bharega
Coz karma is a bitch
Dhak dhak dhak dhak tujhe tokega
Rag rag rag rag tujhe rokega
O meri jaan yeh rakh ke maare ga
Tu toh haare ga, haare ga, haare ga
Saale, karma is a b****
Karma is a bitch .. tar tam tam dam da ..
(Zoya and Ayaan wave them bye as excited kids)
And now every 1 was happy
Zoya and ayaan gave hi fi to each other and said "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"
After watching all drama many guests go away only family members and close family friends were present.
Ayaan: let's party ppl
Badtameezee ek bimari hai
Ek aisi bimari
Jo dheere dheere waqt ke saath
Budhaape mein badal jaati hai
Main kehta hoon jab tak budhaapa nahi aata
Thodi badtameezee hi kar lete hai
Paan main pudeena dekha
Naak ka nageena dekha
Chikni chameli dekhi
Chikna kameena dekha
Chaand ne cheater hoke cheat kiya toh
Saare taare bole gilli gilli akhaa
Pa para para...
Meri baat, teri baat
Zyada baatein boori baat
Thaali mein katora leke
Aaloo bhat, Muri bhat
Mere peeche kisi ne repeat kiya toh
Saala maine tere muh pe maara mukka
And ever1 started dancing while zoya and asad went out
Zoya waited for him to say something about the entire tanveer incident she had expected him to take time and was ready to wait.
She was taken by surprise when asad hugged her tight
She hugged him back with all love and concern and care.
Asad broke the kiss after some good time and finally broke down
Zoya made him lay on the bench and placed his head on her lap
Asad hugged her from her waist while she pulled his head into her stomach and ran her fingers in his head and with the other hand rubbed his back trying to calm him down.
A: Maine.. Uspar.. Hamesha... Kitna sara.. Bharosa... Kiya.. Aur .. Usne... Kyu...(between hiccups)
Z: apke koi galati nahi hai asad usne aapka fayda uthaya bas
Waqt sab kuch badalta hai aap jis tanveer KO jante the wo aapki bachpan ki dost thi aur yeh vo tanveer nahi hai
Aap ya to is bat KO lekar puri umar apne upar aur tanveer par taras kha sakte hai ya fir achi yaadon KO yad kar sakte hai. she made him look towards her and cleared his tears.
Ab agar aap khud par taras khayenge to fir aap mujhe kab khayenge( horrid expression) and mujhe to yeh bilkul BHI qabool nahi hai (and winks)
Asad's jaw drops but then he decides to go with the flow
A: to aap chahti hai ki Mai aapko khau OK
he didn't wait for her reply rather he puts pointed nose in the gap between shirts buttons and rubs her skin.
Zoya is shocked with such a response but enjoys it.
Suddenly she hears some1 footsteps and says asad chodiye koi aa raha hai.
A:Mai sirf ek shart pe choronda
Z: kya
A: marry me taki Mai yeh sab legally kar saku by next week
Z: asad
A: hmmm he poked his nose again
Z: ok I will
Dilshad had brought coffee for zoya and asad she Was quite worried about him but seeing him smiling with zoya and at ease her last worry went down the drain and was flushed out.
Ayaan stood behind her and said Maine kaha tha NA aaj bhaijaan KO unki zingadi wapas mill jaigi aur aap khud apni aakho se dekhegi.
Dilshad patted his cheek and nodded.
The end
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
