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Originally posted by: Gurmeet4Drashti
Lolz !!! Your post cracked me up !!
Jai Tanveer Mata, Maiya Jai Tanveer Mata...Jonsa bhi ho tona, sab tumko aata... Om Jai Tanveer Mata...Hail Goddess Tanveer, Hail Goddess Tanveer...Which ever woodoo or black magic it may be, you know it all, Goddess Tanveer...Har baat ho tum sunleti... chahe kahin bhi ho...Maiya chahe kahin bhi ho...Tum ho antaryaami, kuchh nahi chhip paata... Om Jai Tanveer MataYou can hear every talk from every where...You can read minds, and there is nothing that can be hidden from you, Goddess TanveerHo pyaar bhari nok jhok, ya khaas romantic scene, Maiya khaas romantic scene...Ek bhi AsYa moment tumre bin pura na ho pata... Om Jai Tanveer MataWhether its a cute fight, or a special romantic scene...No AsYa moment is complete without your presence in the last part... Goddess, TanveerBaithe baithe, pallu se, dravya karti ho paida... Maiya Dravya karti ho paida...Chicken, Acid, Chemicals, sab tumko bhaata... Om Jai Tanveer Mata...Without any effort, from your dupatta pallu you can cook up any magical potion...Chicken, Acid, Chemicals, everything can be produced by you in seconds... Goddess TanveerKoi nahi hai logic, Asad, Dilshaad ya Zoya mein, Maiya Asad Dilshaad ya Zoya mein...Tab hi to tumhara har illogical plan safal hota... Om Jai Tanveer Mata...No one has logic, Asad , Dilshaad or Zoya...That's why all your illogical plans are successful..Goddess TanveerSuhag Raat, jaisi leelayein, adbhut tumnein rachi, Maiya adbhut tumnein rachi...Fir bhi nahi bhara hai , maiya, paap ka tere ghada... Om Jai Tanveer Mata...You could stage a *leela* like the Suhag Raat... still, your sins haven't stopped... basically still counting... Goddess Tanveer...Thak chuke hain viewers... Dete hain roz gali... Maiya dete hain roz gali...Fir bhi dekho maiya, show se tumhara exit nahi hota... Om Jai Tanveer Mata...Viewers are tired, and curse CVS everyday...Still, oh look at you, Goddess Tanveer you have still not exited the show!Jo Tanveer maa ki aarti prem gahit gaata, maiya prem sahit gaata...Chhal Kapat ke sang sang, meow meow bhi seekh jaata... Om Jai Tanveer MataWhoever sings this hymn of praise for Goddess Tanveer...Will not only learn all gross tricks and lies but also learn your speical way of doing meow meow...(this is a typical way to end the aarti, as to what would singers get from singing the hymn, hence this particular line)Hope you enjoy!
English Translation as Requested: This is an Aarti or a hymn that is sung in Hindu religion. It is sung in a particular tune only, and is usually a song of praise for a particular God. Read more here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AartiSo frustrated by the almost divine capabilities of Tanveer, I wrote this as Aarti of Tanveer Mata (Goddess Tanveer). You can youtube any aarti on youtube to get the tune... Pasting translations in the quote section. It kind of kills the feel in English, but I am trying my best...đł