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JOKE OF THE YEAR ... :D

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When Rajnikant was studying in
3rd std...some 1 stole his rough
... notes...&
Now they call it as ...Wi
kipedia
Crazy people!!!!
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When Rajnikant was a Student!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the
classes!!!
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Rajnikant started college. All
students were confused while
taking admission because name
of college is
"Rajnikant's Medical College of
Engineering for Commerce".
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE
ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name
is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is
ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything
beyond this???
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in
exam paper asking - "Solve any
100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, "
Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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One day Rajani thought to play
cricket in monsoon and rain
stopped due to play.
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Rajnikanth's next project is the
Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni
has twisted the climax. Both the
lead actors survive. Rajni swims
across the Atlantic Ocean with the
heroine in one hand and... The
Titanic in the other
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"Who says the world will be
destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant
just bought a Laptop with three
years warranty"
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Rajni can walk faster than light.
"Rajni cannot be created or
destroyed; it can only be changed
from one form to another".
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Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this
but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on
heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was
given for Xerox. Don't even try to
guess what happened.
We got two copies of the Xerox
machine.
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One more:
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to
get strong teeth
today that powder is known as
"AMBUJA CEMENT"
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saw sweety...

ab ye loo...😉

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