Funny OS: How to drive Haseena into coma?

Dis is my 1st try of writing sumthn in dis forum. I know dis is a disastrous attempt but plz bear wid it😆.

Ayaan comes to Asad's house.

Ayaan: Us shaitaan ki khaala Haseena ko main nahi chhodunga. Usne Nikhat aur hum sabki bahot insult ki. Usne Nikhat ko dance karne k liye bahot cheap words kahe.

Zoya: Allah Miya Wat's Wrong wid dis Haseena? Nikhat dance dekhkar sab uski taareef kar rahe the. Ye Haseena dikhti kaisi hai?

Ayaan shows her Haseena's pic on his cell.

Zoya: Allah Miya, I hate dis hippo. Usne Quran Khaana me meri bahot insult ki thi qki maine jeans pehna tha. Agar Ammi(AsYa r married here) ne muje defend na kiya hota to main us chudail ka baal noch leti thi. Usne muje bahot hurt kiya tha. Ye hippo pata nahi khud ko kya samajhti hai? Bloody freak, she is very annoying.

Asad n Ayaan listens wid wide-eyed wat Zoya is blabbering.

Asad: Zoya, aap plz shaant ho jaaiye. Us hippo ko sabak sikhaane k liye mere paas ek plan hai aur use execute aap hi kar sakti hai.

Ayaan: Kaisa plan Bhai Jaan?

Asad(lukn @ Zoya wid a smile): Aapko yaad hai jab aapne Najma ko dikhaane k liye mini-skirt pehna tha? Aap usme…

Zoya gets shy while Ayaan smiles. Asad stops completing his sentence realizing Ayaan is here.

Ayaan(teasing Asad): Bhai Jaan, ruk q gaye? Maine kaan band kar leta hu taaki aap apna sentence complete kar sake.

Asad playfully hits him on d head while Zoya smiles shyly.

Zoya: Asad, plan k beech me skirt kaha se aa gaya?

Asad: Mera plan ye hai ki aap Haseena ki beti se dosti kijiye. Unki beti ka agle hafte birthday hai. To aap unki beti ko 1 mini-skirt gift kijiye aur unhe vahi pehenne k liye convince kijiye. Fir unse kahiye ki vo apni ammi ko vo skirt pehankar dikhaaye aur unse pooche ki vo kaisi lag rahi hai. Fir sochiye Haseena ki kya haalat hogi?

Zoya n Ayaan burst out laughing.

Ayaan: Haseena to kuch mahine k liye coma me chali jaayegi.

Zoya: Aur unka weight loss bhi ho jaayega. Vo exercise aur dance to karti nahi jisse unka figure Sumo Wrestler ki tarah ho gaya hai.

Asad: Zoya, aap apna kaam kal se hi shuru kar dijiye qki aisa koi kaam nahi hai jo Zoya Faarooqui nahi kar sakti hai.

Zoya: Sure, us moti se mera badla bhi poora ho jaayega.

Ayaan: Aur Nikhat k chehre pe muskaan aa jaayegi.

Good but it didn't make me laugh :( but good attempt

Originally posted by: IncyWincySpider

Good but it didn't make me laugh :( but good attempt

I know n I vl try hard next time😊.

Originally posted by: angel_juhi04

I know n I vl try hard next time😊.

Ok but it was good hope you make one where Zoe n ayan are torturing hassena

nice...hope u could write about executing the plan

Hysterical to say the least