SS: AAK Junior's Secret Diary [Part 3 Page 39]

Hello World,

Finally graced the planet Earth with my much-awaited and handsome presence on the 14th of July 2015. I must say it's quite a relief to get out in the open and breathe fresh air after bobbing and kicking around in a water balloon for nine freakin' months!

Ammi and Abbu look okay but it's a bit early to start having real opinions, if you know what I mean. I think my presence was a bit too overwhelming for Ammi because she kept bursting into tears every time she looked at me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not hideous or anything. For God's sake! I'm Asad Ahmed's Khan's son! It's practically a crime to even THINK that I could be ugly!

Now, as for my Abbu, he looked too awed by my presence to even react properly. So he did what he knew best. He stood with his arms firmly crossed over his chest and glared at everybody. I would've mistaken him for a statue if he hadn't been battling his eye lashes to keep his tears away, which I think is a bit uncool for such a big lad. I hope no one saw him crying, it's so bad for my reputation!

Just then, two ladies burst into the room. Seeing me, they too started crying and ran to hug my Abbu. What's with all the crying? It's getting a little unnerving!

Or maybe, bawling like babies just runs in the family.

Later, I found out that those two ladies were actually my Abbu's Ammi and his sister, Tamatar.

Tamatar? Seriously? That's my Phuppi's name? A horrible thought crossed my mind that instant making me pee in my diapers.

What if they name me after a vegetable too? I would NEVER be able to show my face in public!

Aaahhh! Spent the entire night crying to vent out my helplessness!

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The hospital that I'm staying at looks really posh so I'm assuming I belong to a wealthy family. That's good because I tend to live in style.

I don't like the nurses here though; they seem more interested in Abbu than me.

It's been two days at the hospital. And though it isn't bad but still I think its time I hit the real world. I've gotten real bored seeing my stiff-shouldered, prim and proper Dad applying hand sanitizer every 5 minutes and hearing my Mum's dreadful Shairi all day long!

They still haven't decided on a name for me' Talk about lack of making decisions.

I watched on as Ammi and Abbu started staring into each other's eyes, as if they had both just discovered the Eighth wonder of the world floating there. Imaginary wind caused Ammi's hair to blow into Abbu's face and everything turned into slow motion. Then faint in the background I heard a really weird music, which went something like, 'Mitwaaa, Ishq per zor nahiii'.

Still lost in each other's eyes like they were hypnotized, Abbu started moving towards the door with Ammi in his arms, completely forgetting about me!

I did the only thing I was capable of doing at that moment to stop them both from getting on a white horse and riding off into the sunset, thus leaving me, that is, India's most eligible bachelor, up for adoption as an orphan! I started bawling at the top of my lungs, scaring Abbu so much that he almost dropped Ammi.

Thank God that made them both quit their creepy staring session and remember that they now had a son too who had to be taken home with them.

Blushing deeply, Abbu lowered Ammi into a wheelchair (not breaking eye-contact of course) and came to get me.

I was expecting a driver in a white uniform holding the door open to a limousine waiting for us so naturally I was sorely disappointed when Abbu got behind the wheel of the SUV himself with Ammi in the front and dumped me in the baby carrier at the back.

Looks like I will have to work on lowering my expectations...

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Thank God I made it safely to my home!

I'm only a few days old and I already faced my first life threatening experience today on the ride back home! Abbu was driving his SUV and he was doing a pretty good job until Mum lowered her window and her hair started blowing into her eyes. Abbu reached over to tuck it behind her ears and then started staring at her like a lunatic; all of a sudden completely oblivious to the fact that he was supposed to be driving! And again out of nowhere that weird song "Mitwaaa!! Ishq per zor nahiii" started playing.

I got so freaked out when the staring session looked like it can continue till the end of times! Had I not starting crying again at the top of my lungs at that moment, we might have been on our way to heaven instead of home!

So yeah, I'll have to see what I can do to make them get rid of this nasty habit of staring at each other like someone who has seen sun for the first time. I mean, they see each other 24/7! How can they still get interested in each other's eyes is anyone's guess.

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Home's cool and everyone absolutely dotes on me. Daadi and Tamatar Phuppi have a hard time putting me down.

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I don't think I enjoy night time very much because I feel discarded in my cot in my room so I try to wake Ammi and Abbu every time I get up in the night myself. During the first couple of weeks, Ammi would come running as soon as I started wailing but now she just orders Abbu to put me to sleep back again.

And OMG!! Sometimes Ammi tries to sing me to sleep, or rather squawk me to sleep and I have to start bawling at the top of my lungs to drown her voice. I think she'll soon get the message that singing just isn't her thing...

One night, when I woke Ammi up as usual with my wailing while dad was on some business trip and wouldn't stop crying after even an hour, she lost her rag and told me that if I didn't shut up, Bad Big Evil Razia would come and get me! I cannot tell you how terrified I got! This Razia sounded like such an awful creature! I got scared as hell and shut up immediately!

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So how was it people?? Want me to continue?? I want a really good response to continue this one 😉 So bombard me with your comments and likes. Would love to read your thoughts 😃

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I ABSOLUTELY LOVED it !!!!!!! Allah miyan! you have to continue ...please?😆 it was superb! so interesting to read from AsYa's baby's pov👏👏👏 enjoyed it thoroughly🤗 pm me if you continuee😉

Absolutely loved ASR jr's diary and loving dis 1 too, ty so much fr giving us a asya version :)

Lool I am actually rolling on the floor out of laughter !!

awesome blossom!!!