QH CC#45 - Page 18

Originally posted by: spoorthi

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!

lolz!!!😆

nishu read this 😆

Dangerous Dosti...
.
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?"
.
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
.
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
.
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" :-D
.
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"

Originally posted by: spoorthi

nishu read this 😆

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

all equals to a girlfriend 🤣

Originally posted by: delena_lover

Dangerous Dosti...
.
Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you?"
.
Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
.
Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
.
2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
.
3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya?"
.
1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua...!!!" :-D
.
Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!"

🤣

Originally posted by: spoorthi

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

ha ha ha

100 year old man
A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:
- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
- That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke?
- No
- Do you drink?
- No
- Do you fool around with loose women?
- Of course not
- Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:
SHE: I waited so long for this.
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than to do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
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Originally posted by: delena_lover

100 year old man
A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:
- Doc, do you think I'll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?
- That depends," says the doctor. Do you smoke?
- No
- Do you drink?
- No
- Do you fool around with loose women?
- Of course not
- Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?

🤣