CV's can we please have a scene like this?

Asad is working on his laptop very late at night and Zoya can't sleep because the lights are on and he is typing away, so the noise is also bothering her. She complains 'when are you going to bed? How long will you work Mr. Khan? I want to sleep', and he replies 'Ms. Farooqui mujhe kaam hai toh der ho jayegi'. She grumbles to herself 'yeh toh Mr. Vampire Ahmad Khan hai hi, aur ab toh chamkadar (bats) ki tarah bhi raat jagne lage hai. Kya jaane yeh zaroor nocturnal hoga!'

Finally round about 2 am Asad turns off the light and goes to sleep.

Next day morning in the breakfast table Asad is already there all ready to go to work reading his newspaper. Dilshad and Najma are also there serving him and getting things ready. Then Zoya comes yawning away and in a slurred manner wishes every one "Good Morning". Dilshad noticing her asks 'kya huya Zoya, bahoot thaki thaki si lag rahi ho, thik se neend nahi aayi kya?'.

And Zoya starts of without even thinking 'Kya kahoon phuphi, aap ka beta mujhe sone de tab na! Yeh khud sote nahi aur mujhe bhi sone nahi dete, poori raat tang karte rahete hai. Maine kaha so jaiye mujhe neend aa rahi hai par mera baat kaun sunega, lage rahe apne mission pe aur mujhe bhi jaga ke rakhe'.

Imagine Dilshad and Njama's expressions, their expressions were like when Asad told Mr. Dhurandar that Zoya and he were getting engaged! And Asad slowly turning crimson with anger and embarrasment thinking what his mom and sister must be thinking! He clears his throat and starts 'Ms. Farooqui, maine aapse kaha bhi..." but Zoya cuts him off saying "Kya maine aap se kaha? Maine toh aap se kaha aap kab soyenge aur mujhe sona hai par aap meri baat sune tab na'! She innocently goes on and Dilshad and Najma quickly concentrates on their plate and Dilshad covertly looks at Asad but he puts the newspaper up completely to cover his face.

Just like he said when Zoya went to his room looking for her earring and he starts changing and later comes out and says 'battameez ladki' through gritted teeth, imagine just like that he says 'yeh ladki bhi na' through gritted teeth!

He then gets up and without looking at any one says 'Excuse me I have to go to work" and Dilshad and Najma quietly nods and Zoya was still rambling on complaining and looks up at Asad's stern look and then at Dilshad and Najma trying to control their smile and asks innocently 'What?'!

And giving her one last long look Asad walks out!

And I will be having a laughter riot on my couch!

Please CV's, pretty please, give us a scene like this. With proper dialogue delivery and right timing this scene will be hilarious!

me also want this scene

Thank you guys.