Funpost:REAL REASON behind Zoe leaving KhanMansion

Hi QHians..

I'm back again with my another bakwaas fun post..😉

Ok so..,as per the present story line.., GUDIYA has betrayed the Khan family with her false gawayi to Mr.Khan..😆 as per the spoiler pics its clear that Zoya is about to leave Khan Mansion..😭 Everyone is thinking that she is leaving because her VISA has got expired.. But I have found out the 'real reason' behind her quit..😉 😆 😆read on..

After that Rashid's high voltage OTT court drama, just assume that Asad, Zoya and tannu are resting at home.. Our zoya madam is in full on joy mood since her 'dost' has got bailed..😃 now gudiya is of no use since original chip has been replaced by our beloved tannu billo rani.. Zoya is super bored now.. she picks gudiya and walks towards Mr.Khan's room..

Zoya: Mr.Khan.., main bore ho rahi hoon.. aayiye.. kuch khelte hai..😊

Asad: 😡aapka dimag kharab hogaya hai.. mujhe bahot kaam hai aap plz kamre se bahar jayiye

Zoya: Allah miyan! Whats wrong with you Mr.Khan?😕 main aapke mehmaan hoon..aapka farz banta hai acchi mehmaan nawazi ka.. aap aise karte hai kya apne mehmaan ki khatirdari?? Too bad Mr.Khan..😭

Asad: OK teek hai.. abb chillao mat..par khelna kya hai??

Zoya: 😃ye dekhiye Mr.Khan, mere paas gudiya hai..

Asad: 😕toh main kaya karun????

Zoya: hum 'passing the doll' khelenge..😃

Asad: passing the doll????😕 Ye kaisa khel hai..😕 😕 Ms.Farooqui mujhe lagta hai aapko psychiatrist ki zarurat hai.. jaakar apna dimaag ka illaj karayiye

Zoya: aap ne promise kiya tha Mr.Khan..aap piche nahi hat sakte.. Mr.Khan rules ye hai ki iss game me, we will have to keep passing the doll to each other when music starts.. when music stops, gudiya jiske haath lagegi, usko wahi karna padega jo other person kahega..☺️

Asad: what crap..!! ok..🤔 but yaha toh sirf hum dono hi hai referee kaun banega???

(Tannu arrives there..)

Tannu: oh..yaha toh koi game khela ja raha hai..

Zoya: Tannu banegi referee..😉

Asad: referee???😔 Sirf hum dono khele toh accha nai lagta..tannu ko bhi shamil karte hai isme.. referee kisi aur ko banalenge..

Tannu: (in excitement) so sweet of u jammy.. chalo bolo kya karna hai..

Zoya: (agayi chudail..😡 tu rukh tera ek din aise bajaungi tu yaad rakhegi...😡) nai nai Mr.Khan...phuphi aur najma bahar gayi hui hai..ghar me sirf hum teeno hi hai..aise me kisko referee banayenge...waise bhi bore main horahi hoon naa ye nahi...

Asad: ok tannu tum referee banjao..tera kaam sirf music ON and OFF karna dats it..

Tannu(disappointed): ok jammy..😔 anything for you..☺️

(Tannu switches on the music..both asad and zoya are passing the doll and suddenly the music stops when doll is in Asad's arms..)

Zoya(with a smirk): (badi tehzeeb and tameez ki lecture dete rehte na aap mujhe Mr.Khan😈abb dekhti hoon..) So Mr.Khan..aap mereliye ek song gayiye..wo bhi ITEM SONG..🤣

Asad: what???😲 😳 Ye kya bathameezi hai..mujhe nai gaana hai koi gaana wana..

Zoya: Mr.Khan its my turn now.. aapko wahi karna hoga jo main kahungi.. warna aap apna haar maanlijiye..😆 😆

Asad: main haar maanunga?? No way.. mera bhi chance aane do tab sikhaunga aapko..

(Asad starts singing.. pointing towards tannu to jealaofy zoya..🤣)

Tere photo ko seene me yaar chipka loonga main Fevicol se..

Tere photo ko seene me yaar chipka loonga main Fevicol se..

Fevi Fevicol se Fevicol se

Nain hum ladayenge baby doll se

Ho laundiya patayenge miss call se

Bat-ball se, Cinema hall se

Are marriage-hall se, Overall se

Tere photo ko seene me yaar

Chipka lunga main Fevicol se🤣

(Zoya gets jealous and becomes furious..😡 😡)

Zoya: Oh really Mr.Khan???😡 😡 mujhe nai pata tha ki aap itna besharam hai..stop the song and lets resume the game..

(Music starts again..tannu stops the music intentionally when she notices zoya holding the doll..)😆😆

Asad: (😈abb ayega mazaa) So Ms.Farooqui..its my turn now.. aap wo movie dekhi hai na..JAB WE MET..

Zoya: Haan.. toh?😕

Asad: toh usme kareena kapoor jo gaali deti hai na uski BF ko.. wo dialogue bathake dikhayiye aapke dost Raabert ko😈

Zoya(jumps with joy ): Rabert ko kyu?? Game toh hum khelrahe haina bechara Rabert ko beech me kyu le aaye.. lekin yahan bhi toh koi BF hai nai..ek kaam karungi..tannu ko hi BF samajkar gali doongi..(ab dekh chudail, 😈 tu toh gayi aaj..😈)

Asad: ????😕 😕 😕

Zoya: Tannu...wo main keh rahi thi...Kameeni...

(Asad surprised to see zoya's high level ki jealousy..😆 😆 he was actually enjoying🤣)

Asad: mat sochiye..boliye..aur boliye..(in shahid's isstyle)🤣

Zoya: Chudail..😆 😆daayan..😆 😆Tune kya socha tha.. tu mujhe kuch bhi bolegi aur main maan lungi..Tharky hogi tu kamini...Keede padenge tujhe..Kutte ki maut maaregi..aur marne k baad bhi hamesha hamesha nark ki aag me jalegi.. 🤬 🤬 🤪🤣 🤣

(Tannu got angry😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡)

Tannu: Jammy mujhe bhi bore horahihe, mujhe bhi khelna hai plz..

Asad: aajaao aajaao..hume already ek ek baar chance mila hai..abb teri baari..gaana hogaya, dialogue baazi hogayi, (thinks) abb tu mereliye perform karke dikhao..

Zoya: ye cheating hai Mr.Khan..😔

Asad: Arey ye bhi toh mehmaan hai iss ghar ki..uska bhi haq banta hai..come on tannu..go for it..😈

Tannu: (abb tu dekh main kya karti hoon..😈 jal jal ke raak hojayegi tu..)

(Tannu starts dancing.. 🤣asad too joins her🤣)

Fire brigade mangwa de tu.. Haaye!

Fire brigade mangwa de tu

Angaaron par hai armaan

Ho balma, ho balma haaye...

Tera rasta dekh rahi hun

Sigadi pe dil sek rahi hun

Aa pardesi more balma

Ho balma ho balma

Haah haah...🤣

(now asad started..)

Teri jawaani jalta sharara

Aaya main aaya yeh jwala bujhane re

Teri adaayein, aashiq banayein

Aaya main aaya ye agan mitane re🤣

(tannu again...)

Fire brigade mangwa de tu

Angaaron par hai armaan

Oh balma, oh balma haaye..🤣

(asad again...)

Tera rasta dekh raha hun

Sigadi pe dil sek raha hun

Aa pardesi more balma

Ho balma, ho balma...🤣

Zoya got more angry..😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 she was burning in jealousy😆 she didn't wanted to take it anymore.. so decides to leave Khan mansion..😭 😭 she gets her bags packed..and leaves Khan Mansion😭 😆 😆 😆

P.S: OK abb meri post is over..😉I hope u all enjoyed my FUN POST..😆😆 I hope I'll get some good number of comments and likes on it..,else mera kachra hojayega😆😆 aur phir kya muh leke kisi aur ke post pe comment karne jaoongi LOL.. 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: -Racha-

Hhahahahhahah loved it ...I loved the Gaali dialogue the most lol

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🤣 this was too funny.asad singing fevicol se 🤣 and zoe's gaali🤣 u should continue..

Originally posted by: MisHumptyDumpty

I am panting, paining with laughing. i cant stop rolling on the floor, my stomach'shurtingwuaahhahaa!!!!🤣🤣🤣

Thank you😊arey yar itna bhi mat haso..hass hass ke tujhe kuch hogaya toh hum sabko hasayega kaun..😆

wow...super🤣 🤣 this is my condition now...u made my boring sunday like this🤣...thanqqq...👏👏👏

Wow sutti again chal gaya tera dimag
Mast post hai so funny
Asad singing fevicol se and zoya's gali hahahahahaha

Originally posted by: ras224

<font color="#0000FF">y did u say dis a kachra post?😡
it ws brilliant infact has haske dimag ki batti jaal gayi😆
asad singing fevicol se ws epic kyuki show mein ye kabhi nahi hoga😒
i luvd zo's gaali baazi...jammy ki tanu needs dis🤣
abt da spoiler pix-bdw i guess it wud b tanv leaving bt asad'll b stopping her😭...i know u'll say zo ws holding 2 bags bt i think she got ovrexcited abt her leaving dats y she ws carring her bags😛</font>

Ye toh aur bhi acchi baat hui na if tannu is d one who s abt to leave🤣 next uske upar bhi ek post banane ka mauka miljayega mujhe..real reason behind tannu leaving🤣🤣 thank you for your lovely comments dear..☺️