It's a fun post! Everyone is sad with the new entry so I'm trying to lighten everyone's mood! Especially my ankie jaani (MissHumptydumpty) who had been sulking ever since the sbs segment. Chal yeh read kar aur hasna shuru kar. 😆😆😆
It's a court type scene where Asad is the judge and Zoya and Tanveer are the lawyers fighting their own cases
Zoya – Jahapanah sirf aur sirf mere hai….
Tanveer – accha? Kya sabot hai tumhare paas. Asad ( says in a cute voice) tum ise kuch bolte kyun nahi (fluttering her long FAKE eyelashes)
Asad – yes Ms Farooqui? How can you prove it? After all court asks for proof….
Zoya – accha toh tanveer yeh batao kya jahapanah ne kabhi tumhare saath romantic rain dance sequence kiya hai? Kya kabhi woh 24*7 tumhare bare main sochte hai? Kya kabhi unhone tumhare liye special sweet and milky coffee banai, even though he doesn't know how to? Kya kabhi woh tumhe har time bachane aate hai? Has he ever had eye sex with you? Have you ever had a mitwa moment with him? Has he ever endangered his own life for you? Kya unhone kabhi tumhari poori baat suni hai? Kya unhone tumhara name zorr se jungle pe bulaya tha? Bolo bolo bolti kyun nahi? Chup kyun ho bolo na?
Tanveer – bus bus bus! Meri aur band mat bajao! Mera contract poora hote hi main yahan se chali jaongi!
Zoya (happy dances) – so judge sahib what's the verdict?
Asad- sare gawaho (witnesses) ko matdenazar rakhte hua yeh adalat is nateje pe pohuchi hai ke Asad sirf aur sirf Zoya ka hai!
Ik it's super lame but it sounded funny in my head! I'm posting it anyways isiliye tumhe padna hi padega! 😆😆