Zoya and tanveer fight! a fun post ^_^

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Posted: 12 years ago
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It's a fun post! Everyone is sad with the new entry so I'm trying to lighten everyone's mood! Especially my ankie jaani (MissHumptydumpty) who had been sulking ever since the sbs segment. Chal yeh read kar aur hasna shuru kar. 😆😆😆

It's a court type scene where Asad is the judge and Zoya and Tanveer are the lawyers fighting their own cases

Zoya – Jahapanah sirf aur sirf mere hai….

Tanveer – accha? Kya sabot hai tumhare paas. Asad ( says in a cute voice) tum ise kuch bolte kyun nahi (fluttering her long FAKE eyelashes)

Asad – yes Ms Farooqui? How can you prove it? After all court asks for proof….

Zoya – accha toh tanveer yeh batao kya jahapanah ne kabhi tumhare saath romantic rain dance sequence kiya hai? Kya kabhi woh 24*7 tumhare bare main sochte hai? Kya kabhi unhone tumhare liye special sweet and milky coffee banai, even though he doesn't know how to? Kya kabhi woh tumhe har time bachane aate hai? Has he ever had eye sex with you? Have you ever had a mitwa moment with him? Has he ever endangered his own life for you? Kya unhone kabhi tumhari poori baat suni hai? Kya unhone tumhara name zorr se jungle pe bulaya tha? Bolo bolo bolti kyun nahi? Chup kyun ho bolo na?

Tanveer – bus bus bus! Meri aur band mat bajao! Mera contract poora hote hi main yahan se chali jaongi!

Zoya (happy dances) – so judge sahib what's the verdict?

Asad- sare gawaho (witnesses) ko matdenazar rakhte hua yeh adalat is nateje pe pohuchi hai ke Asad sirf aur sirf Zoya ka hai!

Ik it's super lame but it sounded funny in my head! I'm posting it anyways isiliye tumhe padna hi padega! 😆😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
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😆 Heehee... Chal na Mallika-e-Ankita!!! *pulling at Anku's arms* Hasna re, meri Maa!!! Yeh kitna cute thha!! Right, star?

🤣

😲 Eye sex? WHAT THE?! Sheesh! Ee toh humne bhi sochat naahi re, Babua!! Hailaah! Haaye re Nandakisore! Humri seedhe saade dimaag-wa ka Band-wa baj raha hain eeyahaan par!!

🤣

Ae Moody Mallika?? Kya be? Star ne itna achcha post banaya aur tu apna muh phulake baithhi hain re!! Idhar aati hain ki main Miyaa Jaan ko bulaau yahaan pe?? 😡

Annie
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Posted: 12 years ago
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hahahaha omg
so true asad sirf aur sirf zoya ke liye yeh sab kar saktha hai
and u forgot did he ever smile infront of her ??
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: PhoenixRadar

😆 Heehee... Chal na Mallika-e-Ankita!!! *pulling at Anku's arms* Hasna re, meri Maa!!! Yeh kitna cute thha!! Right, star?


🤣

😲 Eye sex? WHAT THE?! Sheesh! Ee toh humne bhi sochat naahi re, Babua!! Hailaah! Haaye re Nandakisore! Humri seedhe saade dimaag-wa ka Band-wa baj raha hain eeyahaan par!!

🤣

Ae Moody Mallika?? Kya be? Star itna achcha post banaya aur tu apna muh phulake baithhi hain re!! Idhar aati hain ki main Miyaa Jaan ko bulaau yahaan pe?? 😡

Annie


dekhna! kaise muh phula ke baithi hai!

eye sex thing is my favourite! 😆😆😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: startruck

It's a fun post! Everyone is sad with the new entry so I'm trying to lighten everyone's mood! Especially my ankie jaani (MissHumptydumpty) who had been sulking ever since the sbs segment. Chal yeh read kar aur hasna shuru kar. 😆😆😆

It's a court type scene where Asad is the judge and Zoya and Tanveer are the lawyers fighting their own cases

Zoya ' Jahapanah sirf aur sirf mere hai'.

Tanveer ' accha? Kya sabot hai tumhare paas. Asad ( says in a cute voice) tum ise kuch bolte kyun nahi (fluttering her long FAKE eyelashes)

Asad ' yes Ms Farooqui? How can you prove it? After all court asks for proof'.

Zoya ' accha toh tanveer yeh batao kya jahapanah ne kabhi tumhare saath romantic rain dance sequence kiya hai? Kya kabhi woh 24*7 tumhare bare main sochte hai? Kya kabhi unhone tumhare liye special sweet and milky coffee banai, even though he doesn't know how to? Kya kabhi woh tumhe har time bachane aate hai? Has he ever had eye sex with you? Have you ever had a mitwa moment with him? Has he ever endangered his own life for you? Kya unhone kabhi tumhari poori baat suni hai? Kya unhone tumhara name zorr se jungle pe bulaya tha? Bolo bolo bolti kyun nahi? Chup kyun ho bolo na?

Tanveer ' bus bus bus! Meri aur band mat bajao! Mera contract poora hote hi main yahan se chali jaongi!

Zoya (happy dances) ' so judge sahib what's the verdict?

Asad- sare gawaho (witnesses) ko matdenazar rakhte hua yeh adalat is nateje pe pohuchi hai ke Asad sirf aur sirf Zoya ka hai!

Ik it's super lame but it sounded funny in my head! I'm posting it anyways isiliye tumhe padna hi padega! 😆😆



🤣 Greeattt posttt. Loved the highlighted ones.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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that was a super-cute post 👏👏👏

cant tell how much i loved it 😆😆

it would be super-awesome if they (CVs) show such a scene as zoe's dream 😆😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: _palak_

that was a super-cute post 👏👏👏


cant tell how much i loved it 😆😆

it would be super-awesome if they (CVs) show such a scene as zoe's dream 😆😆



Brilliant idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would be so much fun just like the muhgal-e-azam dream
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Goshhh! That was fantastic! 🤣

PS: What's with the eye sex? You had it in your OS too, if I'm not mistaken. 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: mallik4ever



🤣 Greeattt posttt. Loved the highlighted ones.


haayeee sach???

thankyou thankyou! 😃😃
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: startruck


dekhna! kaise muh phula ke baithi hai!

eye sex thing is my favourite! 😆😆😆

Arre! Woh Mallika dikh bhi nahi rahi! Hmmph! Where on Earth is she? 🤔

Urm... Can we talk something else?😳 Jeez... *embarrassed*

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