Asad Ka Shayari?

I loved last night's episode! Zoya and Ayaan were hilarious:). I adore Asya and really don't want to see Ayaan and Zoya together but there's no denying that the two crazies are funny and drive poor Asad demented lol.

I thought it would be cute if Asad sprouted some bakwas shayaris to irritate Zoya and Ayaan hehe. This one is stolen and adapted from K3G:

Kya musibat maine paya (what trouble I have gone through)

Kya musibat maine paya

Ek taraf Ayaan (on one side was Ayaan)

Aur dusri taraf Zoya (and on the other side Zoya)

A bit cheesy I know lol, but really apt or hamari Asad miya don't you think?

Anybody have any other shayari's for Asad miya that they want to share?