Zingo hotties club #1 (every one welcome) - Page 12

TO IMPRESS A GIRL..
Respect her.
Honour her.
Love her.
Protect her.
... Care for her.

TO IMPRESS A BOY..
Just Smile..
Khatam.. Ladka barbaad..;D

Ek Ladki apne BF k sath Ghoom
Rahi thi.. .
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Itne me us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske BF Ko
pitne
laga.. Ladki- Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi ghumaata nahi h,
Aur dusro
ki biwi gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me BF josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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. Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta
hai...! :D

Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar kehta h- "lafz tere,geet mere,ghazal koi sunau kya?"
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ladki-"hath mere,gal tere ,kaan k niche bajaun kya"? :p

Bhai ko Bhai Se Juda Kar DetiHai "GF"
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Maa ko Bete Se Juda Kar DetiHai "GF"
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pati Aur patni K Beech Jhagde Paida Kar Deti Hai"GF"
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Insan ko Duniya Se Juda Kar Deti Hai "GF"
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Gharon Main Jhagda Paida Kar Deti Hai "GF"
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"GF" Matlab - "Galat Fehmi"... Jo Is Waqt Aap Ko Hui Hai!
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Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom Hoti Hai. :P

Teacher: Write Names of 8 Chemical elements?

Student:

Oxyden, Chlorine, Flurine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen, Nasreen & Perveen..!!

Last 5 are Highly Reactive... :D :P

Girl: to boy ..koi aisa baat kaho jis me dukh b ho aur khushi b..

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I love You. Aapa

Originally posted by: Samaira32

Heyyy guyz anotheerr looong joke ... Njjoyy

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer: Agar Do Gaadiyan Ek
Line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?

... Santa: Ji, Red Light dikhaunga..

Interviewer: Red Light na ho to?

Santa: Torch Dikhaunga..

Interviewer: Torch na ho to?

Santa: Apni Red Shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga..

Interviewer: Shirt bhi Red na huyi
to?

Santa: Fir Main apni Buaa ki Ladki
ko bulaunga..

Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo Q?
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Santa: Ji, usne kabhi traino ki
takkar nhi dekhi =))