ThE SeRiOuS & NoNsEnCe & IdIoTiC NeWz
This is the DEAD broad cast newspaper for all the viewers of Pyaar Ka Dard Hai Meetha Meeth Pyara Pyara. The news will be reported with all the important and required nonsense regarding the scene of the character form now on or off the episode...Any reporter on loose are welcome to give out the dead news and join the column which has recently blackmailed and mobbed and even bombed the - THE MUMBAIYA SUCHAA TIMES to make us one of their non-wanted partners in the newspaper world...
So here is our 1st DeAd EdItIoN of the clip...
We just got the news from our main office, the president of the MSMC (Mental Society Mother's Club) is on her way to Manali, AVANTIKA JI to look out for the Bahu. Ofcourse for her son ADITIYA who is a very active member of the i am sachaa club with his father who is another proof of AVANTIKA being the president of MSMC and as per news by AVANTIKA JI herself the very reason for her being on physiatrist ward in near future if he does not stop being the chemical locha of her life...which according to the insider sources is as true as monkey eats banana - this is what HARISH JI is planning to do as soon as possible
PANDIT arrive with the proposal of 3 Bahus for the AVANTIKA sitting on the Chariot of Gadha and ADITIYA meets the Diwan and PANKHURI and like a true gentle men before marriage ask for divorce, the commotion broke out inside Diwan house and our reporter was send in search of all Ghodras and PANDIT who did the marriage, but all three are missing and have been reported as under missing person but MAMA JI is very firm and dos not want the Godras and the Gadhas missing from his area. So he is checking every Ghodha and Gadhaa by sneaking a peak look inside the pants of all Ghodha's and Ghadha's as without that step no Ghodha or Ghadha or PANDIT will tell the truth
Meanwhile AVANTIKA and HARISH along with ADITIYA are getting ready to meet two other girls. Their identities proof were non water proof with fish all over. AVANTIKA tried very hard to take hold of the fish and kiss it, but the fish splashed water into her face, as fish realised he will be murdered by the disease of extreme over dose of love by amanita and swam back into water...letting the work done by HARISH who seeing this fled to the DM office. where mama was standing with the missing Ghodha's or Gadha's and PANDIT, who where trying not to let MAMA JI sneak peak into their pants, assured HARISH he will do all in his hands to bring the fish back to AVANTIKA who can go on kissing the fish
Till our reporter search for more inside news on the HUNTING BAHU,
Viewers keep reading the Newspaper for further report
UPDATES
2nd Edition - page 4
UPDATED- page 7