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Our very own repotr Mr. Chuse lee has been kidnaped Yes apne bilkul sahi suna chuse lee ka kidnaped ho gaya h ... Unhe akhri baar kal sham pkyek times ke office me dekha gaya tha ,or abhi tak demanding money ke liye koi call nh ki gayi h .pkyek times ke logo ki mane to use ka kidnap dehradun ki very famous boys hunter panchi dobrial ne kiya h kyuki chuslee ko usse apni izzat ka khatra hamesha se rehta tha . Panchi pr shak hone ke baad CID ne uska pura bio data nikal dala jisme panchi ka pura character daag daar nikla 😆 isileye panchi ne surfexcel ke band ko bhi endorse kiya tha or unka slogan tha"Agr daag lagne se koi famous hota h , to daag achche h "🤣.
Ha to jaisa sab. Ko pata h CID mujrim ka peecha patal tak nh chhodti 😎 to panchi to sirf marne ke baad narak(hell) me gayi thi to bhala CID use kaise chhodti or upr se pkyek times ke logo ne bhi CID ko dhamki de dali ki agr unhe unka sabse daring repoter nh mila to wo Anshan pr baith jayenge ... To marte kya nh karte CID Ne dhanli ki wo chuse le ko wapas lakr rahenge or panchi se tehkikat kar ke rahenge .Pr hell tak jana bachcho ka khel nh h haina .
isleye CID ne madad li "inna rascala mind it " yani rajni kant ki 😛 . Rajni ne CID ko apni bike pr bithaya or narak ke dwar pr le ja utara or phr rajni apni bike me volcano ka lava dalvane ke liye chale gaye kyu ki rajni sir ki bike patrol nh lava piti h... mind it ! 🤣
CID's officers standing outside the narak dwar .
ACP: Dekha abhijeet do baar darwaza knoke krne pr bhi nh khola 😡 (moved her hand as usually) kuch to gadbad h !
Fredrik:(shaking with fear) sar gadbad ko chhodiye ... Mujhe bht darr lag raha h .
Abhijeet: sir gadbad to bht h ,udhr dekhiye narak se himalaya dikh raha h
All: Himalaya ???? 😕😕
ACP: Daya tod do is darwaze ko !!!
Daya: (proudly) ok sir ! But plz mere darwaza todne pr clapings kijiyega kyuki ye mera 1 crore va darwara h .
Acp: (with teary eyes) aisa lagta h jaise aj ki hi baat h jb tumne apna pehla darwaza toda tha . We r proud of u daya .
Daya:
(then daya ne sb ko side kiya or narak ke darwaze ko tod diya , all other officers clapped for him n congrates him . Uske baad sab ne narak me entry mari Or entry marte hi unhe laggaya 440 volt ka jhatka 😲😲 panchi was sitting on a huge singhasan n some male devils were performing item no. For her on the song "Devils ki jawani..."🤣n other were feeding her iron grapes n other hell's food but she was enjoying all food n specialy dance perform by male devills. )
ACP: dekha...dekha ye yaha akr bhi nh sudhri !
Abhijeet: sir ,ye to yaha akr deviles ko abuse kr rahi h 😲
fredrik: wahi to sir, isne devils ko nh chhoda to hamara kya haal karegi ?
Daya: kuch nh karegi warna me ise bhi tod dunga ! Lets go we need to find chuse lee.
(They went near panchi n told her that they r from CID 😎 n want do tehkikat from her about chuse lee n about her other karam kand )
panchi:kya??? Chuse lee ka kidnaped ho gaya h?
ACP: ha uska kidnape hogaya h , or shak ki moti sui tumhari taraf ishara kr rahi h ! To batao kal sham tum kaha thi ?
panchi: kal sham ? Yahi kahi thi
Abhijeet: yahi thi ? Ya kahi thi?😉
Panchi: dekhiye mujhe nh pata ki chuse lee kaha h, kal shaam me yahi thi ,chahe to mere gulamo oops i mean in devils se puch lijiye.
(CID looked at all devills they were shaking with fears but nodded 😆)
ACP: dekha daya ... Kuch to gadbad h !
Fredrick: sir darr se ka kampne se mamle me to ye devills mere ristedaar lag rahe.
Abhijeet: sir mujhe lagta h hume ise akele me le ja kr puchtachh karni chahiye.
ACP: theek kaha abhijeet! Daya or fredrik tum dono aas paas talashi lo ,shayad kuch mil jaye , tab tak mai or abhijeet miss dobrial se puchhtachh karte h. or sab devils ko bhi yaha se le jao !
Daya n fredrik: ok Sir !!
(Daya n fredrik took devils with them n start doing talashi )
ACP: Ha to panchi ... Ab hume sab sach sach batao!
P: sach ? Konsa sach ?
Abhijeet: chuslee ke bare me sach !
P: oh i already told u , i dont know anything about him . I m a very sareef girl !
ACP: 😲 sareef !!!!!! ... Then lets start with ur daagdaar character ! 😎
P: daag daar?? over acting as always) nh...nh ye sach nh h 😭... Mera character ujala ki safedi ki tarha chamakdaar h 😭
Abhijeet : Oh realy ? To is chamak me Men hunter hone ka daag kaise pada?
P: its not daag actually its my pehchaan ! I love when people call me that ... Do men ka shikar banne ke baad mene unka shikar karna shuru kar diya .
ACP: 😕 pr Q? Sirf do men ne tumhe dhoka diya to uske badle me tumne pure dehradun ke boys se Q liya?😕😕
P:Well... mai sab kuch apne size ke hisaab se karti hu , badla bhi apne size ke hisaab se liya !
Abhijeet: (Look her from head to toe) sir phir to achcha hua ye jaldi mar gayi warna puri india ke ladko ki izzat khatre mai pad jati .
ACP: tumhari or meri bhi ! ...🤣
Abhijeet: to panchi dobrial ek saal tak tum DD boys ka shikaar karti rahi , lekin jab neel naam ke shikari ne tumhara shikar kiya to phir kyu tum dukhi hogayi.
P: Neel ... Apne uski shakal dekhi h , vo shikari kam or bhikari zada lagta h 🤢 ... Mai to use yaha narak mai bhi bav nh deti ! 😆
ACP: oh to neel tumhe achcha nh lagta tha ? Lekin tm pe to ilzaam h ki jb raichands ne students pe lathi charge krvaya tha to tm apni beheno ko vahi chhod kr neel ke sath bhag gayin thi ... Vo bhi dinner ke liye !
Abhijeet: ha tumhari beheno ko pad rahi thi pitayi or tum neel ke sath uda rahi thi malayi .
P: oh i love malayi (watery mouth) pr us din humne malayi nh khayi thi kabab khaye the ... 🤣 mai mish ko pia , or pia ko mish ke paas chhod kr gayi thi phr vo dono akele kaise hue 😳 akele to mere kabab the jo neel ne mangvaye the 😡... Kambakhat resto walo ne sath me chatni bhi nh di thi 😡😡...😆
ACP n Abhijeet :
ACP: tumhare character pr dusra daag h selfish hone ka ! Tumne sirf neel se apni engagement todne ke liye abhay or piya ki beech ki situation ka fayda uthaya!!
P:Arrey sirf neel se engagement todne keliye nh balki piya ko abhay se dur rakhne ke liye bhi ...Kyuki abhay piya ke liye achcha ladka nh tha ,. Mene to sirf ek achchi behen hone ka faraz nibhaya to me selfish kaise hui ?😭
Abhijeet : lekin tum par to ilzam hai ki tumne Abhay raichand ka shikar karne ki koshish ki thi ,to agr vo pia ke liye achcha ladka nh tha to tumhare liye achcha kaise ho sakta tha?
P: U know Abhay raichand? Oh aap ko kaise pata hoga app log to 15 saalo se sirf jurm se ladne me busy h ... Vaise isse yaad aya abhijeet apki or daya ki shadi ho gayi kya? 😉☺️☺️
abhijeet: nh abhi nh hui h,kyu?
P:(happily)to mai aap se shadi karne keliye bilkul tayyar hu . Pr pehle hum apni engagement karenge ok. Kuch dosto ko or faate haal singers jeet brothers ko bulayenge , party ek dum grand hogi or ha media walo ko special invitation denge . But u dont worry engagement ceremony bilkul ek "private affaire " hogi .
Abhijeet :(damn scared) sar plz save me😭 !
ACP:panchi 😡😡 hum Abhay raichand ki baat kr rahe the 😡😡 come back to invstigation topic 😡😡
P: oh yes i forgot 😛 we r talking about abhay raichand ... Ha to mai keh rahi thi agr aap abhay ko jante to aap ko pata hota ki wo bhi ek shikari h ,. Ek handsome shikari . Usne DD ki almost every girls ke sath romance kiya except me😡 to jb mujhe chance mila to mene uspe dance marne ki koshish ki but abhay ne mere dance ko wrong base n coreograpy bata kr mujhe knoke out kar diya 😡..😆
Abhijeet: oh to aapko us knoke out ka itna sadma laga ki apne suicide karne ke liye nennd ki goliya khali 😲 or jaisa ki mene pehle pucha tha agr abhay piya ke liye theek nh tha to aap ke liye kaise ?😕😳
P: oh wo kya tha na hm dono shikari the isleye ek dusre ke liye theek the or mene suicide ke liye neend ki goliyan nh khayin thi , wo to meri shoping holic mom ghr me bina kuch banaye shoping karne chali gayin thi ... To kuch to khana hi tha isiliye sleeping pills kha li 😛 n trust me unka taste itna bhi bura nh tha , mene sirf ek paket pills gayin thi jbki mere weight ke anusar kam se kam 10 ya 15 paket hi mujhe nuksaan de sakti thi , to mai bilkul safe thi... 🤣🤣 Bs pills ko toffee ki tarha enjoy kar rahi thi... Lekin phr mene socha ki ab pills kha hi li h to abhay ko black mail kr ke thoda time paas krti hu pr vo kambakhat black mail bhi nh hua 😭😭 pura ka pura clear swip kr diya mujhe 😡
ACP : kitna samjhdaar h ye raichand 😃
ACP : ha sir , isleye to abhi bhi zinda or khush h ! ... 🤣
ACP: zinda se yaad aya , neel ki maut pr tumhe kaisa mehsoos hua tha.😆
P: bht khushi hui thi or dil dance krne ko kr raha tha pr mene apni feelings ko control kiya or kuch magrmuchh ke ansu bhaha diye , u know i m expert in bahaing magrmuch ke ansu jb piya ka accident hua or abhay ne mujhe akr inform kiya to mene to mene usse lipta chipti mean use touch krne keliye bhi inhi ansuo or thodi si over acting ka istamal kiya tha 😉 or ha yehi ansu dikha dikha kr mene danish ko bhi khub pareshan kiya 🤣
Abhijeet: sir ye to bht khatrnak cheez h
ACP : bilkul theek kaha , ab to mujhe yakeen ho gaya h chuse lee ko bhi isi ne kidnap kiya h ! 😡
Abhijeet: lets finish our investigation shayad koi clue mil jaye.
ACP: hmm
(but before they cld ask anything more to panchi , daya interupted in between ... )
Daya : sir !
ACP :ha daya bolo koi surag mila ?
Daya: nh sir , pr ye devil panchi se kuch kehna chahta h mene mana kiya pr tab se request kar raha h ki zaroori bat h !
ACP : (to devil) kya kehna h tumhe ? Dekhte nh investigation chal rahi h ! Jo kehna h jaldi bolo !
Devil: (to panchi) 8 Baj gayen h !
(After hearing this panchi jumped in happiness... That confused CID)
p: omg! 8 baj gaye 😃 ... Chalo jaldi se mere iron popcorn lao sath iron tandi with butter .
ACP: Y she is blushing so much? 😳😳
Abhijeet n daya:😕😕
Part one end 😛
(to kaha tha chuse lee or kya tha 8 baje ka raaz janne ke liye wait till next prt 😆)
This post is specialy dedicated to harini 😉😆🤣 pr Q ? Ye reason harini khud batayegi 😛 Dont kill me harini ,if its not upto ur expectations 🤣🤣 n dont worry CID will do more tehkikat from birdie 😉🤣🤣 n guys like n cmnt if u enjoy it 😛 or ha guess karo panch,himalaya or 8pm ka kya chakkr h 😉
Ha to jaisa sab. Ko pata h CID mujrim ka peecha patal tak nh chhodti 😎 to panchi to sirf marne ke baad narak(hell) me gayi thi to bhala CID use kaise chhodti or upr se pkyek times ke logo ne bhi CID ko dhamki de dali ki agr unhe unka sabse daring repoter nh mila to wo Anshan pr baith jayenge ... To marte kya nh karte CID Ne dhanli ki wo chuse le ko wapas lakr rahenge or panchi se tehkikat kar ke rahenge .Pr hell tak jana bachcho ka khel nh h haina .
isleye CID ne madad li "inna rascala mind it " yani rajni kant ki 😛 . Rajni ne CID ko apni bike pr bithaya or narak ke dwar pr le ja utara or phr rajni apni bike me volcano ka lava dalvane ke liye chale gaye kyu ki rajni sir ki bike patrol nh lava piti h... mind it ! 🤣
CID's officers standing outside the narak dwar .
ACP: Dekha abhijeet do baar darwaza knoke krne pr bhi nh khola 😡 (moved her hand as usually) kuch to gadbad h !
Fredrik:(shaking with fear) sar gadbad ko chhodiye ... Mujhe bht darr lag raha h .
Abhijeet: sir gadbad to bht h ,udhr dekhiye narak se himalaya dikh raha h
All: Himalaya ???? 😕😕
ACP: Daya tod do is darwaze ko !!!
Daya: (proudly) ok sir ! But plz mere darwaza todne pr clapings kijiyega kyuki ye mera 1 crore va darwara h .
Acp: (with teary eyes) aisa lagta h jaise aj ki hi baat h jb tumne apna pehla darwaza toda tha . We r proud of u daya .
Daya:
(then daya ne sb ko side kiya or narak ke darwaze ko tod diya , all other officers clapped for him n congrates him . Uske baad sab ne narak me entry mari Or entry marte hi unhe laggaya 440 volt ka jhatka 😲😲 panchi was sitting on a huge singhasan n some male devils were performing item no. For her on the song "Devils ki jawani..."🤣n other were feeding her iron grapes n other hell's food but she was enjoying all food n specialy dance perform by male devills. )
ACP: dekha...dekha ye yaha akr bhi nh sudhri !
Abhijeet: sir ,ye to yaha akr deviles ko abuse kr rahi h 😲
fredrik: wahi to sir, isne devils ko nh chhoda to hamara kya haal karegi ?
Daya: kuch nh karegi warna me ise bhi tod dunga ! Lets go we need to find chuse lee.
(They went near panchi n told her that they r from CID 😎 n want do tehkikat from her about chuse lee n about her other karam kand )
panchi:kya??? Chuse lee ka kidnaped ho gaya h?
ACP: ha uska kidnape hogaya h , or shak ki moti sui tumhari taraf ishara kr rahi h ! To batao kal sham tum kaha thi ?
panchi: kal sham ? Yahi kahi thi
Abhijeet: yahi thi ? Ya kahi thi?😉
Panchi: dekhiye mujhe nh pata ki chuse lee kaha h, kal shaam me yahi thi ,chahe to mere gulamo oops i mean in devils se puch lijiye.
(CID looked at all devills they were shaking with fears but nodded 😆)
ACP: dekha daya ... Kuch to gadbad h !
Fredrick: sir darr se ka kampne se mamle me to ye devills mere ristedaar lag rahe.
Abhijeet: sir mujhe lagta h hume ise akele me le ja kr puchtachh karni chahiye.
ACP: theek kaha abhijeet! Daya or fredrik tum dono aas paas talashi lo ,shayad kuch mil jaye , tab tak mai or abhijeet miss dobrial se puchhtachh karte h. or sab devils ko bhi yaha se le jao !
Daya n fredrik: ok Sir !!
(Daya n fredrik took devils with them n start doing talashi )
ACP: Ha to panchi ... Ab hume sab sach sach batao!
P: sach ? Konsa sach ?
Abhijeet: chuslee ke bare me sach !
P: oh i already told u , i dont know anything about him . I m a very sareef girl !
ACP: 😲 sareef !!!!!! ... Then lets start with ur daagdaar character ! 😎
P: daag daar?? over acting as always) nh...nh ye sach nh h 😭... Mera character ujala ki safedi ki tarha chamakdaar h 😭
Abhijeet : Oh realy ? To is chamak me Men hunter hone ka daag kaise pada?
P: its not daag actually its my pehchaan ! I love when people call me that ... Do men ka shikar banne ke baad mene unka shikar karna shuru kar diya .
ACP: 😕 pr Q? Sirf do men ne tumhe dhoka diya to uske badle me tumne pure dehradun ke boys se Q liya?😕😕
P:Well... mai sab kuch apne size ke hisaab se karti hu , badla bhi apne size ke hisaab se liya !
Abhijeet: (Look her from head to toe) sir phir to achcha hua ye jaldi mar gayi warna puri india ke ladko ki izzat khatre mai pad jati .
ACP: tumhari or meri bhi ! ...🤣
Abhijeet: to panchi dobrial ek saal tak tum DD boys ka shikaar karti rahi , lekin jab neel naam ke shikari ne tumhara shikar kiya to phir kyu tum dukhi hogayi.
P: Neel ... Apne uski shakal dekhi h , vo shikari kam or bhikari zada lagta h 🤢 ... Mai to use yaha narak mai bhi bav nh deti ! 😆
ACP: oh to neel tumhe achcha nh lagta tha ? Lekin tm pe to ilzaam h ki jb raichands ne students pe lathi charge krvaya tha to tm apni beheno ko vahi chhod kr neel ke sath bhag gayin thi ... Vo bhi dinner ke liye !
Abhijeet: ha tumhari beheno ko pad rahi thi pitayi or tum neel ke sath uda rahi thi malayi .
P: oh i love malayi (watery mouth) pr us din humne malayi nh khayi thi kabab khaye the ... 🤣 mai mish ko pia , or pia ko mish ke paas chhod kr gayi thi phr vo dono akele kaise hue 😳 akele to mere kabab the jo neel ne mangvaye the 😡... Kambakhat resto walo ne sath me chatni bhi nh di thi 😡😡...😆
ACP n Abhijeet :
ACP: tumhare character pr dusra daag h selfish hone ka ! Tumne sirf neel se apni engagement todne ke liye abhay or piya ki beech ki situation ka fayda uthaya!!
P:Arrey sirf neel se engagement todne keliye nh balki piya ko abhay se dur rakhne ke liye bhi ...Kyuki abhay piya ke liye achcha ladka nh tha ,. Mene to sirf ek achchi behen hone ka faraz nibhaya to me selfish kaise hui ?😭
Abhijeet : lekin tum par to ilzam hai ki tumne Abhay raichand ka shikar karne ki koshish ki thi ,to agr vo pia ke liye achcha ladka nh tha to tumhare liye achcha kaise ho sakta tha?
P: U know Abhay raichand? Oh aap ko kaise pata hoga app log to 15 saalo se sirf jurm se ladne me busy h ... Vaise isse yaad aya abhijeet apki or daya ki shadi ho gayi kya? 😉☺️☺️
abhijeet: nh abhi nh hui h,kyu?
P:(happily)to mai aap se shadi karne keliye bilkul tayyar hu . Pr pehle hum apni engagement karenge ok. Kuch dosto ko or faate haal singers jeet brothers ko bulayenge , party ek dum grand hogi or ha media walo ko special invitation denge . But u dont worry engagement ceremony bilkul ek "private affaire " hogi .
Abhijeet :(damn scared) sar plz save me😭 !
ACP:panchi 😡😡 hum Abhay raichand ki baat kr rahe the 😡😡 come back to invstigation topic 😡😡
P: oh yes i forgot 😛 we r talking about abhay raichand ... Ha to mai keh rahi thi agr aap abhay ko jante to aap ko pata hota ki wo bhi ek shikari h ,. Ek handsome shikari . Usne DD ki almost every girls ke sath romance kiya except me😡 to jb mujhe chance mila to mene uspe dance marne ki koshish ki but abhay ne mere dance ko wrong base n coreograpy bata kr mujhe knoke out kar diya 😡..😆
Abhijeet: oh to aapko us knoke out ka itna sadma laga ki apne suicide karne ke liye nennd ki goliya khali 😲 or jaisa ki mene pehle pucha tha agr abhay piya ke liye theek nh tha to aap ke liye kaise ?😕😳
P: oh wo kya tha na hm dono shikari the isleye ek dusre ke liye theek the or mene suicide ke liye neend ki goliyan nh khayin thi , wo to meri shoping holic mom ghr me bina kuch banaye shoping karne chali gayin thi ... To kuch to khana hi tha isiliye sleeping pills kha li 😛 n trust me unka taste itna bhi bura nh tha , mene sirf ek paket pills gayin thi jbki mere weight ke anusar kam se kam 10 ya 15 paket hi mujhe nuksaan de sakti thi , to mai bilkul safe thi... 🤣🤣 Bs pills ko toffee ki tarha enjoy kar rahi thi... Lekin phr mene socha ki ab pills kha hi li h to abhay ko black mail kr ke thoda time paas krti hu pr vo kambakhat black mail bhi nh hua 😭😭 pura ka pura clear swip kr diya mujhe 😡
ACP : kitna samjhdaar h ye raichand 😃
ACP : ha sir , isleye to abhi bhi zinda or khush h ! ... 🤣
ACP: zinda se yaad aya , neel ki maut pr tumhe kaisa mehsoos hua tha.😆
P: bht khushi hui thi or dil dance krne ko kr raha tha pr mene apni feelings ko control kiya or kuch magrmuchh ke ansu bhaha diye , u know i m expert in bahaing magrmuch ke ansu jb piya ka accident hua or abhay ne mujhe akr inform kiya to mene to mene usse lipta chipti mean use touch krne keliye bhi inhi ansuo or thodi si over acting ka istamal kiya tha 😉 or ha yehi ansu dikha dikha kr mene danish ko bhi khub pareshan kiya 🤣
Abhijeet: sir ye to bht khatrnak cheez h
ACP : bilkul theek kaha , ab to mujhe yakeen ho gaya h chuse lee ko bhi isi ne kidnap kiya h ! 😡
Abhijeet: lets finish our investigation shayad koi clue mil jaye.
ACP: hmm
(but before they cld ask anything more to panchi , daya interupted in between ... )
Daya : sir !
ACP :ha daya bolo koi surag mila ?
Daya: nh sir , pr ye devil panchi se kuch kehna chahta h mene mana kiya pr tab se request kar raha h ki zaroori bat h !
ACP : (to devil) kya kehna h tumhe ? Dekhte nh investigation chal rahi h ! Jo kehna h jaldi bolo !
Devil: (to panchi) 8 Baj gayen h !
(After hearing this panchi jumped in happiness... That confused CID)
p: omg! 8 baj gaye 😃 ... Chalo jaldi se mere iron popcorn lao sath iron tandi with butter .
ACP: Y she is blushing so much? 😳😳
Abhijeet n daya:😕😕
Part one end 😛
(to kaha tha chuse lee or kya tha 8 baje ka raaz janne ke liye wait till next prt 😆)
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