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WELCOME
After having 1.5 month vanvas.I m back.I know its too short compare 2 Lord Ram & Sita but nalayko iss era main itna hi milega.Kya samjhe.As u all r aware abt my ulti khopdi & koi bhi seedhi cheeze mujhe pasand aati nhi so here is the post on 'Abhiya's twisted marriage or better suhagraat'(Tharkey zyada khush mat hona evn I m lke CV's so kuch nhi hoga isme hahah)
WARNING:Ppl wid weak heart ignore the post
After all the ceremonies of marriage were overThe most awaited thing knock Abhiya's door.Yep 'SUHAGRAAT'
In room
Abhay was sitting on a bed lke a bride wid sehra on his face & Pia entered wid her open ghungat(Ya in this suhagraat Abhay will have sehra as v all know in PKYEK Abhay was real dukhiyaari bahu i.e. female lead).Pia come closer 2 him.Unveil him.Abhay shyed a bit & gave Pia a glass of milk(I always wonder y ppl give milk in suhaagraat).But b4 Pia could have her milk
Metz enter:Nhi hum yeh nhi hone denge
Abhay:Wht r u doing here?U were supposed 2 b dead
Pia:And chii .U r so bhukar ki u r feeling J coz I m having milk
Metz:Bewkuf ladki. Y would I' feelJealous on seeing u having milk.I jst wnt 2 taste Abhayendra
Pia:Abhay & milk dono mere hain
Jeh made his entry
Jeh:Nhi Abhay & milk ka glass sirf mere hai.Sirf mere
Abhay:Dekho main kiska hoon I really dont care but yeh milk ka glass definately Pia ka hai
Pia:Thnx Abhay
Metz:Abhayendra tum or yeh doodh ka glass dono humare hain
Sid:Metz yeh tum kya keh rhi ho baby.Tigeress doodh nhi peeti.U r my wild cat so u shuld b wid tiger & not a pet cat lke Abhay who drinks bornvita.Woh din gaye whn he used have bloodvita.
Abhay:Oh shut up I m still a tiger
Sid:Ya thts y Pia was unveiling ur sehra instead of u.U r a bad name on Raichand's family
Abhay:But CV's told me ki I m the female lead of this show so I have 2 b sober & Pia was shown besharam since day one.She stalked me till bathroom
Pia:And ya I thought I'll get 2 access his hot body properly atleast in bathroom but wahan pai bhi he was in towel 
as if water will rape him
as if water will rape himAbhay:Pia wht r u saying?
Jeh:Bhaad main jaaye bathroom k din.Dont u remember our kiss & love bites Abhay.So u & milk both r mine
The nxt entry left everybody speechless & in terror
Panchi.Sakshat Panchi aayi
Sid:Tum yahan agn?Tumhe nhi maar paa rha tha issliye I requested CV's ki mujhe maar do but kuch months baad tum wahan pai bhi sir khane aa gayi now evn here
Panchi:Shut up main yahan milk peene aayi hoon.I m hungry.
Pia:Nhi panchi milk ka glass mera hai
Jeh:Nhi woh doodh mere peene k liye hain
Metz:Nhi woh doodh ka glass humara hai
Sid:No I'll have tht milk
Abhay:Whts wid u all?Instead of fighting 4 me.U all r fighting 4 a glass of milk
Pia:Oh chup raho Abhay.20 hrs ki shift k baad v all need energy BF toh kahi milenge but glass of milk itni mahgai mai is impossible
Metz(nodded in agreement):Ya she is right
While All 4(Pia-metz-sid-jeh)were fighting over glass of milk panchi had already gulped all the milk
All stopped fighting & saw her
Pia:How can u have milk?It was 4 our suhagraat.Now I have 2 bring one more glass
Pia went 2 take another glass of milk but same thing happen agn & agn.
At last Pia thought 2 bring a bucket of milk but Panchi also drank tht lke a besharam
Sid:No wonder u r the biggest man eater in world
Metz:Ab milk ko maaro goli Abhayendra humara
Pia:Abhi pta chal jayega
Pia kissed Abhay hard on lips.Jeh felt a tinge of jealousy so evn he kissed hard on his lips.Metz time 2 kiss Abhay
Abhay:Bachao.Somebody save me frm this disgrace.
Sid was laughing seeing his bro's miserable condition.Coz all 3 were kissing Abhay 1 by by 1
Sid:I guess this is 4 all torture u gave 2 audience 4 not kissing pia LOL
Abhay(b/w kisses):Somebody plz save
Panchi:I'll save.Let me kiss u
Sid who was laughing till now suddenly felt bad 4 Abhay
Sid(in horror):Abhay run b4 u die under her kiss
Abhay(afraid):Nhi...
And Abhay run lke manic never 2 come back cursing his fate"Mujhe human kyun banaya? agar vampy hota toh jaldi bhaag sakta"
While Pia-sid-metz & jeh were still fighting over glass of milk & Panchi was running after Abhay 2 kiss
May God bless poor soul of Abhay frm another torture
MORAL OF THE STORY:Vampire hone se aap untold mishappening se bach sakte hain.Agar Abhay vampy hota toh shayad bach jata but nhi...
NOTE:Hhaha I know its bakwass but cant help it.Pagal panti bhi zaroori hai.Its 4 fun purpose so take it wid a pinch of salt.All cry babies can stay away & if u lack sense of humour thn better maintain distance.I have still control my emotions here.I mean itni BBB nhi ki varna man toh bahut tha.And nalayko Res kyun kiya abhi emos add karne thai
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