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STUTI KANSAL

@arunsunita_gm

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#181

You are so far away,

but I can still feel you.

The essence of your being

is in everything I say and do.

The nearness of your spirit

takes my breath away.

I feel you in every beat of my heart

as I go throughout my day.

When I close my eyes,

I get such feelings of bliss.

I can see your gentle face

and feel the fire in your caress.

You tiptoe across my mind

in the gentlest ways.

You're in the softness of a rose

and the warm wind on my face.

You're the sunbeams from heaven

shining brightly in my soul.

A sweetness of serenity

that fills my heart with gold.

You're always inside my mind,

even though we are far apart.

I can feel you with me always

tugging gently at my heart.

There is the sweetest devotion,

I know you love me too.

We'll be together in spirit

and I'll be forever loving you.

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Tahni Naalo Tutt Ke Patta Mudh Judh Jaave

Eh Kde Nhi Hona..

Shad Ke Tur Gya Yaar Ohni Pairi Mudh Aawe

Eh Kde Nhi Hona..

Lakh Vaar Kro Koi Gal Smundro Doongi V

Har Bandde De Mann Nu Bhave

Eh Kde Nhi Hona..

Ho Neeve Kar Ardaasa Bande Milannge Rabb Varge

Ohna Naal Hee Thodi Bahuti Vfa Kma Lwo..

Vaang "Rimpi" Kyi Jaande Honge Nitt Dargahaa Te

Per Har Bande Nu Rabb Mill Jaave

Eh Kde Nhi Hona..

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Dil kabhi dil se juda nahi hote,

yuhi hum kisi par fida nahi hote,

pyar se bada to dosti ka rishta hai,

kyuki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote…

Zindagi roz naye rang mein dhal jaati hai ,

Kabhi dushman to kabhi dost nazar aati hai,

Kabhi chha jaaye, baras jaaye, ghata be-mausam ,

Kabhi ek boond ko bhi rooh taras jaati hai

Karoge yaad ek din tum dosti ke zamane ko,

Chale jayenge jis din hum kabhi na wapas aane ko…

Chedega mehfil me zikar hamara koi,

To chale jaoge tum tanhai mein aansoo bahane ko

Maayusiyon ki dhool se har naksh hai dhundhala tera.

Maine kabhi Ae zindagi dekha nahin chehra tera.

Tu bhi kabhi mehsoos kar kya hai bikharne ki tadap.

Ek roz bazi yun saje sheesha tera pathar mera.

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,

Jisko chaha usse hum pa na sake,

Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,

Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake

Tumhara hamara rishta to aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai,

Agar palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai…

Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai…

Tute khawbao ko phir sajana aata hai,

Ruthe dil ko manana aata hai…

Aap hamare gum ko dekhkar pareshaan na ho,

Humein to dard mein bhi muskarana aata hai…

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,

Chup rehna pyaar ki nishani hai..

Kahi koi zakham nahi hai phir bhi kyon yeh dard ka ehsaas hai,

Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi unke paas hai….

Teri pyar ka sila har haal mein denge,

Khuda bhi maange yeh dil to taal denge..

Agar dil ne kaha tum bewafa ho,

To is dil ko bhi sine se nikal denge….!!!

Bag Ki Baat Baag Ka Mali Hi Samje,

Fulo Ka Dard zukti Dali Hi Samje,

Ye Kaisi Rit Banai Duniya Walon ne,

Diye Ka Dil Jale Aur Log Diwali Samje

Aap har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain,

Hum aapko manzil samajhte hain…

Bada fark hai hamare aur aapke nazariye me,

Aap hame sapna or hum aapko apna samajhte hain…..

Pyaar Gazal hai gungunane ke liye,

Pyaar nagma hai sunane ke liye,

ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta naahi,

kyunki hosla chaahiye pyaar nibhane ke liye..

Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,

Hum hain ki unse pyar kya karte hain…

Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,

Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain….

Wo mil jate hai kahani bankar…

Dil mein bas jate hai nishani bankar…

Jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aakho mein..

Kyo nikal jate hai wo pani bankar….

Samjha na koi dil ki baat ko,

Dard duniya ne bin soche he de diya….

Sah gaye jo hum agar dard ko chupke se,

To phir humko patthar dil keh diya…

Nafrat thi hamse to izhar kyo kiya?

Dena tha jahar to pyar kyo kiya?

Dekar jahar kahte hain ki peena hi hoga,

aur jab pee gaye jahar to kahte hain jeena hi hoga..

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Jo mil kar bhi naa mil pata hai.

Kaise yeh usse batayein hum,

Tujh bin rah na paayein hum.

Kyun baar baar woh satata hai -

Kuwaabon main aakar rulata hai?

Bhulanaa us ko chahein hum,

Par kis tarah bhulaayein hum?

Woh mann main har dum rahta hai,

Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hai.

Hain issi ehsaas se zindaa hum,

Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum.

Ek duje ke dil main rahte hain -

Kya pyaar issi ko kahte hain?

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Koi ghazal suna ker kya kerna,

Yoon baat barrha ker kya kerna..?

Tum mere thay tum mere ho,

Duniya ko bata ker kya kerna..?

…

Tum ehad nibhao chaahat say,

Koi rasm nibha ker kya kerna..?

Tum khafa bhi achay lagtay ho,

Phir tum ko mana ker kya kerna..?

Tere dar pe aa k bethay hain,

Ab ghar bhi ja ker kya kerna..?

Din yaad se acha guzray ga,

Phir tum ko bhula ker kya kerna

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STUTI KANSAL

@arunsunita_gm

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#182

Her Pal Gamo Ki Yaad Me Jalti Hai Zindgi. Bas Mom Ki Tarah Pighalti Hai Zindgi.

Kya Raaz Hai Ye Isqh Hua Hai Jab Se, Barbadiyo Ki Raah Pe Bas Chalti Hai Zindgi.

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Kbhi To Dil Udas Hota He Hlka Sa Ankhon Ko Ehsas Hota He Chalakte He Meri

Bi Ankhon S Ansu Jb Kise S Dur Hone Ka Ehasas Hota He.

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Ishq Pane Ki Tamanna Me,Kabhi Kabhi Zindagi Khilona Ban Jati He,Jise Dil Me

Basana Chahte He,Wo Surat Sirf Yaad Bankar Reh Jati He.

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Aae Dil Tu Mohabbat Karta Kyu Hai,Jo Karta Hai To Phir Tadapta Kyu Hai,

Jo Baith Gaya Hai Dil Me Pyaar Ka Dard Ban Kar,Woh Aankho Ke Raaste Nikalta Kyu Hai.

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Duaa Na Karna Hamare Liye Hamein Duaa Ki Zarurat Nahi Karni Ho To Baadduaa

Karna Hamare Liye Kyon K Kisko Ab Hamari Zarurat Hi Nahi.

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Jab Kabhi Samne Wo Nazar Aayega,Ajnabi Ki Tarah Takra Ke Guzar Jayega

,Auron Ke Liye Rakhte Hai Hoton Pe Hasi Woh,Mujhse Milega To Chehra Utar Jayega.

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Na Dil Raha Zakhm Uthane K Kabil Na Hum Rahe Dil Lagane K Kabil Teri

Yaadon Ne Diye Zakhm Aise Na Hamein Chora Muskuraane K Kabil

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Ek Awara Kiran Bhatakti Nazar Ayi Thi Jahan Sunte Hai Us Mukam Se

Dariya Kareeb Tha Jaise Hi Fasal-E-Gul M Humare Kadm Pade Gulshn Ujjd Gya Yh Humara Naseeb Tha

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Dhoondhte Ho Kia In Aankho Mein Kahani Meri Khud Mein Gumm Rehna

To Aadat Hai Purani Mer Ibheer Mein B Tumhe Mil Jaonga Aasani Se Khoye-

2 Rehna Hai Nishani Meri

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Bus 1 Zara Khayal Is Dosti Ka Tha Wrna Bohut Gila Teri Be Rukhi Ka Tha

Mujh Ko Lga Mai B Teri Zindgi M Hoon Par Ye To Koi Dhoka Meri Saadgi Ka Tha

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Ishq Pane Ki Tamanna Me,Kabi Kabi Zindgi Khilona Ban Jati He,Jise Dilme

Basana Chahte He,Wo Surat Sirf Yad Bankar Reh Jati He.

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Be-Aitbar Waqt Pe Jhujhla Ke Ro Pade,Kho K Use Kabi,Kabi Pa Ke Ro Pade,

Kab Tak Kisiki Yad Me Royenge,Khud Ko Kitni Bar Ye Samjha Ke Ro Pade.

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Pyase Ko Ek Katora Pani Kaafi Hai,Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagani Kaafi

Hai.Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaaye Kyon,Unki Palkon Se Tapka Woh Ek Aansu Kaafi Hai

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Mera Naam Uske Naam Se Jud Gaya Badnam Mujhe Ye Kaam Kar Gaya

Humne To Iqrar-E-Ishq Kar Bhi Diya Per Unke Inkaar Se Main Benaam Ho Gaya

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Kya Batau Mera Hai Haal Kaisa, Ek Din Guzarta Hai Ek Saal Jaisa, Tadapta

Hoon Is Kadar Bewafaayi Me Uski, Yeh Tan Bante Jaa Raha Hai Kankaal Jaisa.

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Saaye Ki Tarah Saath Rehne Wale,Rishta Kuch Iss Tarah Tood Gaye,Haqikat

Mein Milna Mumkin Na Raha,Toh Woh Khwabo Mein Bhi Aana Chhod Gaye

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Ab Ke Kerna To Aesi Chahat Kerna Jisko Aata Hee Na Ho Sikwa Shikayat

Kerna Pehly Khusbu Ke Mizaj Ko Parak Lo Phir Gulistan Mein Kisi Gul Se Mohabbat Kerna

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Badi Mannat Se Mere Duniya Lutai Hoge..Mera Pyaar Ki Hasti Bhi Mitai Hoge

Laa Tera Pairo Me Marham Laga Du Mera Dil Ko Thokar Marne Me Tumhe Chot To Aaye Hoge

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Usko Bas Itna Bata Dena..Itna Aasaan Nahi Hain Tumhe Bhula Dena..Teri

Yaadein Bhi Tere Jaisi Hi Hain..Unhein Aata Hai Bas Rula Dena

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Prima :D

@Trouble.

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#183

Nice..will read d lst one aftewrds

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Renu

@abhiya_kapi

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#184

Read it all. Awesome english poems, but hindi wala thoda samajh nahi aata hain. But quotes were excellent. 👏

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Romita

@Rmuk

Sparkler

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#185

Amazing dear!!!!
Thanks for the link. Just brilliant work.

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aritra

@ary42

Explorer

Posted: 13 years ago

#186

good, in fact very good.

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richa

@JinxRicha

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#187

really awesome jokes...m rofling on the floor...lol

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STUTI KANSAL

@arunsunita_gm

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#188

MY QUOTES

I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
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If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
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If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
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In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.
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It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
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It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
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It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
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It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

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Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.

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Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
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Never have a companion that casts you in the shade.
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Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
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Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
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One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
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She is a friend of mind. She gather me, man. The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order. It's good, you know, when you got a woman who is a friend of your mind.
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Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.
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Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
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The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares.
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Edited by arunsunita_gm - 13 years ago

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STUTI KANSAL

@arunsunita_gm

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#189

SHAYARI

Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai

Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai,

Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai,

Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai,

Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,

Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai,

Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez,

Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai,

Ek Pal Ki Duri Barso Ki Judayi Lagti Hai,

Bada Mushkil Ek Pal Ka Intzaar Hota Hai,

Har Pal Milne Ke Bahane Dhundhta Hai Dil,

Or Har Pal Milne Ke Liye Bekarar Hota Hai,

Har Cheez Uski Pyari Lagne Lagti Hai,

Uske Liye Kuchh Bhi Karne Ko Taiyar Hota Hai,

Har Khushi Kurban Hoti Hai Us Par,

Har Lamha Uspe Nisar Hota Hai,

Zindgi Khud Ki Khud Ki Nahi Rahti,

Wo Hi Zindgi Ka Hakdaar Hota Hai,

Badi Hi Hasin Lagti Hai Zindgi,

Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai,

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hindi shayari

Mushkil Is Dunia Me Kuch Bhi Nahi,

Phir Bhi Log Apne Irade Tod Dete Hai,

Agar Sacche Dil Se Mango Kuch,

To Sitare Bhi Kisi Ke Liye Apni Jagah Chhod Dete Hai.

Kash Ye Dil Shishe Ka Bana Hota,

Chot Lagti To Beshak Ye Fanah Hota

Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz Iske Tutne Ki,

Tab Unhe B Apne Gunah Ka Ehsaas Hota… …

Wo Saath Saath Rehtay Thay Or Kehte Thay,

Hum Mein Kahin Judai Na Par Jaye,

Ab Wo Pass Se Aise Guzrte Hain,

K Kahin Un Par Hamari Parchayi Na Par Jaye….

Dard Se Juda Rishta Aam Hai

Ashqo Se Likha Mera Kalaam Hai

Ishq Na Karna Kisi Se, Ye Mera Paigam Hai

Gumo Ka Sagar Hi Mera Naam Hai.

Akela Sa Mehsus Karo Jab Tanhai Me,

Yaad Meri Aye Jab Judai Me,

Mehsus Karna Tumhare Karib Hu Me,

Jab Chahe Dekh Lena Apni Hi Parchai Me.

Tere Intezar Me Palke Bichhaye Baithe Hai.

Wo Ayege Isiliye Ummid Jagaye Baithe Hai.

Na Todna Kabhi Milne Ka Wada

Ki Hum Ab To Apni Jaan Ki Bazi Lagaye Baithe Hai

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dard shayari

Na Jane Dhoondte Ho Kya Meri Veeran Aankho Me,

Chupa Rakhe Humne To Kai Toofaan Aankho Me,

Kahan Wo Shokhiya Pehle Si Ab Kuch Bhi Nahi Baki,

Chale Aaye Ho Tum Kya Khojne In Be-jaan Aankho Me,

Kisi Ka Haath Lekar Haath Me Jab Tum Mile Humse,

To Kaise Toot Ke Bikhra Tha Mera Maan Aankho Me,

Na Samjho Chup Hai To Tumse Koi Shikwa Nahi Baki,

Hum Apne Dard Ki Nahi Rakhte Koi Pehchaan Aankho Me,

Mile The Baad Muddat Ke Hume Tum Ajnabi Ban Kar,

To Kaise Dard Na Uthta Meri Hairaan Aankho Me,

Nahi Ab Fir Se Koi Raabta Rakhne Se Kuch Haasil,

Ki Ab Dafna Diye Hum Ne Sabhi Armaan Aankho Me

Humein Pyaar Tumse, Wafa Yaar Tumse

Nata Ek Duje Se, Dile Izhar Tumse

Chahat Nehi Tum, Ibadat Ho Meri

Raha Nehi Tum, Manzil Ho Meri

Ajnabi Nehi Tum, Humsafar Meri

Meri Sasoon Ki, Haar Ehsaas Tumse

Na Jaane Kaise, Rishta Jur Gaya Gham Se

Kismat Ki Khel Dekho, Aab Hum Dur Tumse

Kaante Chubte Hai, Jab Tum Gujarti Ho Dard Se

Bewafa Nehi Hum, Phir Kyun Ho Khafa Humse

Maut Kya Cheez Hai, Karegi Mujhe Dur Tumse

Hum Saya Hoon Teri, Paoge Kareeb Dil Ke

Aye Yaar Meri, Humein Pyaar Tumse

Aye Dildar Meri, Hai Toh Baas Pyaar Tumse!!

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Kahin Aarzoo-E-Safar Nahi Kahin

Manziloon Ki Khabar Nahi

Kahin Rasta Hi Andher Hai Kahin Par

Nahee Khain Per Nahi

Mujhey Izterab Ki Chah Thi Mujhey Baykali Ki Talash Thi

Inhee Khawahishat Ke Jurm Main Koi

Ghar Nahee Koi Dar Nahi

Koi Chand Tootey Ya Dil Jaley Ya

Zameen Kahin Se Ubal Parey

Hum Aseeray Sauratey Hal Hain Humain Hadsat Ka Dar Nahi

Ay Haway-E-Mausam-E-Ghum Zara

Mujhey Sath Rakh Marey Sath Chal

Marey Pass Marey Kadam Nahee

Marey Pass Mari Nazar Nahi

Ya Jo Umer Bhar Ki Riaztain Ya Nagar Nagar Ki Musafitain

Ya To Roug Hain Mah-0-Sal Ke Yeh Tu

Gardashain Hain Safar Nahi ….. !

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dard ka fard is kadar hei ki

aankhein num rehti hein

kuch aansu jo humne bahaye hi nahi

or aapne sumjha hum kabhi roye hi nahi

aap puch rahe the kuch meri nind ke baare mein

or ik hum hein ik umar se soye hi nahi

tere intzaar mein jo saanse li hein ab tak

har saans ka dard kuch is kadar hei ki

tujhe pani ki koshish thi tujhe khone ka gumm hei

teri yaad mein ye aankhein barson se numm hein

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Pyaar se tokhar khayi,

Zindagi ne bhi baut sataya,

Ankhe bhi rote rote tak gayi,

Phir samaj me aya, ki kuch log hameri hota hi nahi, to phir bhi kyoi une hi apnaya……

Javab dudti hu, nahi milta, rona ko kahi kandha bhi nahi milta, sooch sooch kar tak gayi, per phir ek din ek thandi hawa ka joka aya, sar duk aur gum uda le gaya,

Shayaad badi der is samah aya ki gum ke baad kushi bhi atti, aur agar kushi tere jassi ho, to khuda kare gum aye………

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Use Main Bhul Jana Chahta Hu

Suno Main Muskurana Chahta Hu

Dukhi Rehne Ki Aadat Ho Gai He

Mager Ab Gungunana chahta Hu

Puraney Sab Taluq Tod Ker Ab

Nai Duniya Basana Chahta Hu

Woh Nazmen Paaon Se Lipti Hain Lakin

Main Unse Jaan Churana Chahta Hu

Woh Sab Tohfey Woh sukhey Phul Sare

Main Ab Un Ko Jalana Chahta Hu

Main Utna Pass Aata Hu Tumharey

Main Jitna Dur Jana Chahta Hu

Maery Hamdam, Haqiqat Hai Yeh Meri

Main Teray Pass Aana Chahta Hu

Ubhrne Ki Koi Khwahish Nahi Hai

K Ab Main Dub Jana Chahta Hu

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Pyaar se tokhar khayi,

Zindagi ne bhi baut sataya,

Ankhe bhi rote rote tak gayi,

Phir samaj me aya,

ki kuch log hameri hota hi nahi,

to phir bhi kyoi une hi apnaya……

Javab dudti hu, nahi milta,

rona ko kahi kandha bhi nahi milta,

sooch sooch kar tak gayi,

per phir ek din ek thandi hawa ka joka aya,

sar duk aur gum uda le gaya,

Shayaad badi der is samah aya ki gum ke baad kushi bhi atti,

aur agar kushi tere jassi ho,

to khuda kare gum aye………

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STUTI KANSAL

@arunsunita_gm

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#190

JOKES

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuurrr. ...
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
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Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
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Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!
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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A:
Because they advertised: 'Free Deliver

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