Originally posted by: -Rumi-
You know how lazy I am...so copying the warm up set I've posted for Tanu...😉 😆
Yeh kaise sawal hai Rumi!🤣🤣
Oh no iska ka bhi koi jawab ho saktha hai kya?🤣🤣
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"
Cause its the persons birthday and not the candles! Plus its a tradition that on a person's birthday, they have to bali chadaofy a candle!😆😆
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
Errmm... I dont know!😕
Oh wait wikipedia knows the answer!😃
A word processor is a computer application used for the production (including composition, editing, formatting, and possibly printing) of any sort of printable mater.🤣🤣
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
I shall ask my physics teacher and tell you later! Im sure that she would know the answer!😛😉
If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?
Why didnt you tel them earlier? Well you should have told the Britishers about it kyunki such an idea must have slipped out of their head while they were giving these things their names! I know the answer was lame but seriously mujhe kaise patha hoga?😕🤪
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Usse pehle you define humanitarian! Yeh hai kya cheez? Jo bhi maybe he eats human beings? Wahi jaane!
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Well if it was wrong then it wouldnt be in the dictionary! But phir bhi if it was wrong then I would correct it. I am a genius you see and how I would know that it is wrong I dont know!🤓
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
Well when the power and the absolute powerlessness come in contact then the power reacts with another power which produces corruption. Then the corruption movies itno the power which results in absolute powerlessness! :) Samjhi? 🤓😲
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Well it would be with me😎!
If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
They arent sitting, They are hanging on the curtains! 🤣🤣
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
Its used on babies not made from babies plus I dont what its made of cause when I used it, I couldnt talk!😉
Pheew Done!
Yeh kaise sawal hai!