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Pia rings the samaritans Counselling helpline
As we know Pia is under immense stress at the moment - and who can she talk to? Well how about a confidential counselling line...?So here lets get Pia connected to a helpline - 08000900000
Pia.. Ring Ring
Samaritans line. "Hello! Good Samaritans here! How can I help you"
"I have a problem, I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me"
"Why would you say he is cheating on you - has anyone seen him with someone else?"
"Not anyone, but everyone has - He came to our party with ALINA"
"And has he told you this himself? You must confront him and ask him - abt who she is"?
"I know who she is, she is my pretence boyfriends sister! A behenji - to whom I gave a make-over so She can come to the party with my boyfriend and pretend to be his girlfriend!"
"Huh? - So you know that they are pretending? THEN WHY ARE YOU WORRIED?"
"Coz, he would not answer my text messages, but later confirmed he loves me - but I think he's lying!"
"Why would you say he's lying - Has he been all over her - Does he seem interested?"
"No - But she's all over him! He stinks of her drool - She's pratically dislocated his left hand from him! Infact he looked like he was gonna be sick!"
"Well you need to find a private moment and speak to your boyfriend properly and tell him you are not happy about this - show him your katharnaak face"
"Well he came to my room, He tried it on with me - But I did not let him touch me - coz I'm pissed with him" BUT later on we shared a mental conversation UNDER THE BED - But then she walked in"
"Well that's the problem then - Had you been with him on the bed - Your boyfriend would have put up a DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door"
"I didn't think of that - Besides my boyfriend stays away from me"
"Why would he do that love - You can tell us we are a confidential line"
"Okay promise not to tell anyone, My boyfriend had a GF 200 years ago who looked like me, Then we fell in love and his GF cameback as a vampire.. coz she also was a vampire but no one knew, she tried to kill me. His brother and his vampire parents also tried to kill me! Then his GF froze him and he was buried in ice for a year, He knew I could not live without him so he wiped my memory out so I forget him - coz he is a vampire he can do that. Then I became a model in Paris and when I returned, I heard voices in my head 'Nanananananana' and I knew he was calling me. So I unfroze him. Then he pretended to date my sisters - to protect me. Recently I passed out at a hypnotherapists surgery and he returned my memory back. We re-united and decided to keep it clandestine to protect me. Now his dad told him he has to pretend to date Alina - But she is all over him and I feel like breaking their jaw.. Hello? ... Hello?!!!!!
...Beeep...LINE DEAD!
At the samaritains office.. "Why did you hang up - who was it ?"
Pia's samaritain replied.. "It was a fake call, Buffy the vampire slayer or Elena from VD was trying to prank me.. Hehehehehee".
Well I hope you enjoyed this..
Carisma..xx
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