Wht if Abhay-pia bcomes Devadas-Paro(Khichdi post)

Apni seedhe brain ko ulta ghuma.Aao twist kare.Wht if Abhiya becomes Devdas & Paru.

Warning:All ppl wid weak heart better leave.All crybabies & bashers better remain in ur house & do babysitting.Bcoz this post can kill u wid madness.

Pia was dukhi wid Abhay's over dose of bloodvita & she wnted him 2 tyaag bloodvita as so much bloodvita was affecting his health so she visited Pandher palace(It was more lke metz ka khota jst lke chandramukhi)

Abhay wid bloodvita in his hand was bun(tun 4 talli i.e. alcholic so bun for bloodholic).Pia entered all worried

Pia:Abhay kyun peete ho itna bloodvita

Abhay:Kaun kambakht jeene k liye peete hai main toh iss liye peeta hoon kyunki cheetah bhi peeta hai & I have a fight wid ramu the cheetah of the bagal wala forest where u & me used 2 do our muh kaala.

Pia:Nalayak devdas chal rhi hai kya bakwas dialog bol rha hai kyun poll khol rha hai.

Abhay:oops sorry.Rewind kaun kambakht jeene k liye peeta hai main toh iss liye peeta hoon taki tumhe bardasht kar sakoon,Jeh ko barabaad kar sakoon & khud ko alina se azaad kar sakoon.

Pia:Na Abhay na tum chod kyun nhi dete bloodvita

Abhay:Bhai nai kaha metz ko chod do,metz nai kaha Pia ko chod do,dad nai kaha insaniyat chod do,mom nai kaha khud ko kosna chod do ab tum keh rhi ho bloodvita chod doon.Saala theka liya hua hai sabki khushi ka jo dekhoon mujhi ko chodne ko kehta hai jao nai chodta kuch bhi.Hmm.Mumma it hurts

Metz made her entry wid glass of bloodvita

Metz:Abhay yeh lo blood ka jaam tumhare naam

Pia:Kyun pilati ho isse itna bloodvita whn it affect his humanity

Metz:Chup humari chinese duplicate wid no garanty & waranty.Abhay vampire hai & he'll drink bloodvita.Haina baby

Abhay:Yes chandramukhi

Metz slapped Abhay hard

Abhay:Y did u slapped me?

Metz:Who the hell is chandramukhi now?

Abhay:Oh bloody hell u r playing chandramukhi u crazy

Metz:Oops sorry AB

Abhay:Whts AB?

Metz:Abhay Babu

Abhay:Yeh lo buddhi 200 saal purane maal ko english acronyms sujh rahen hain

Pia slapped Abhay

Abhay:Y did u slapped me?

Pia:Whn Metz can slap u y cant I?U know forumwasi say tht only metz has power 2 slap u,only she can make u cry so I wnted 2 prove thm tht evn I can slap u + mere liye toh u cried wid tears of blood

Alina made her entry & slapped Abhay

Abhay:Now y did u slapped me?1 min devdas mai there was only paro & chandramukhi tum kya ho

Alina:wahi toh tu toh devdas se bhi gaye gujra nikla.I m jawala mukhi.U betrayed me Abhay I gonna kill u

Metz:Humare Abhay ko sirf hum maar sakte hain.Abhay agar kisi nai tumhe aankh utha k bhi dekha toh hum iss baar tumhe freeze na karke sahara desert mai gaad aayenge

Pia:Bhad mai jaye tera desert Abhay I swear agar kisi aur nai tumhe maara toh main tumhe zinda karke phirse maar doongi

Alina:Chup karo tum Pia.Abhay ko toh sirf main maarongi

Metz:Main

Pia:Main

Alina:Main

Abhay(2 himself):Yeh kaise GFs hai sab ki sab r fighting over who will kill me?Maine pyar kuyun kiya

Sid:Marne k liye

Abhay:Ohh mera toh bad luck hi kharab hai ab tu bhi aa gaya

Sid:Well well lil bro I m here 2 help u.

Abhay:Really?How?

Sid:I'll make sure ki maarte samay tumhe zyada dard na ho after all u r my baby brother.Ok ladies calm down u all will get chance 2 kill my baby brother

Jeh:I wont let that happen.Abhay ko sirf main maaronga

Pia:Oh jeh how r u?

Jeh:Pia u r here.I must say kal tum kya naachi ho.Abhay k mar jane k baad plz one more dance 4 me

Abhay:Basnati inn kutto k saame mat nachna

Pia slapped Abhay agn

Abhay:Now wht?

Pia:Abhay the blood boy devdas mai tu sholay kahan se laaya

Abhay started crying wid blood tears

Metz:Jeh Pia nahi who main naach rhai thi.Abhay nai bhi kal mera dance enjoy kiya tha afterall I m chandramukhi na.

Jeh:Oh it was u.Plz one dance 4 me

Sid:Kya bakwass hai?V r here 2 kill lil bro.

Jeh:Oh yes I'll kill him

Pia:Bhaad main jaye who wnt 2 kill him tell me Abhay u love me na.And tum kisi aur ko line nhi maaroge

Abhay:Kya ada kya jalwe tere Paro.Jahan bhi dekhoon tu dikhti hazaro.Ab tu hi bata main kaise aankh na marron

All started fighting over who will kill Abhay

But jeh succeeded & he took Abhay away

Years later

While all 3 gals were still fighting over who Abhay love most & were eating head of big brother Sid.Sid is now their official servant cooking food for thm.Poor Siddy boy aur ladkiyo k beech main bole

On other hand

And their love story was written in history wid golden letters(Ajeh ki love saga)

And devdas play dostdas play ho gaya as usme Dostana touch aa gaya.Abhay was happy wid Jeh & his bloodvita + no need 2 b anybody's bodyguard,driver,doctor or watchman.

And iss story k writer ko log abhi bhi dhoond rahe hain agar mile toh chod dena bechari bahut masum hai.

Moral of the story(All guys chalo notes likho)

NOTE:No offense😳.Bas nxt time I'll eat ur head wid my another bakwass post on Pia-Abhay-Alina luv triangle jisme Abhay ki khoob bajaongi

Originally posted by: sunflower52

The only thing I can do is 🤣🤣🤣.

Originally posted by: abhayfan_dishu

great post shrishti, par aaj mood hi kharaab hai

shrish first u tel y didn't u find this post gud!!