1.Lie about the pooja and invite them for party. This way more guest will come your house. 😃 Not to forget the fun you'll get to see when your guests realise it's a pooja. Priceless expression by your guest.👏
2. Welcome them yourself 😉 Become a doorman because you got nothing else to do.🥱
3. Make your guest feel like that they are in their own house by staring them hard core.😳 even if they can feel your love from their spine through straight down their toes, Giving them chills ❤️ Aww true love ❤️ stare them like a psycho serial killer 😃
4. Don't let them in until your guest becomes uncomfortable.😎 they will kill theirselves but they will never come your house again. How cool.
5. Forget your wife eyes and get lost in your guest wife eyes. Tere mast mast do nain...Mere Dil ka le gaye chain... Tere mast mast do nain 😍😍
6. Not to forget give one of your guest an asthma attack with all the smoke. I am sure they'll only get a heart attack. What is the worst possible thing that you can do? It's only giving then asthma attack.
7. If the above didn't work then always have a plan B. Just think of the way to make them comfortable by humiliating them in front of everyone else.
More tips coming tomorrow 😃 Dont forget to follow the above tips🤗
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