Halla Bol 52 : Time For Some Action - Page 37

@rahaf- hieee!! :) :)

@annie- main toh hamesha se hi mast re...!!

saree pehenke aaj halat band ho gyi!! 😆

Originally posted by: Smitz_LIGHTS999

@rahaf- hieee!! :) :)

@annie- main toh hamesha se hi mast re...!!

saree pehenke aaj halat band ho gyi!! 😆

m gud rahaf!!

u say.. hws lyf?? :)

Originally posted by: Smitz_LIGHTS999

m gud rahaf!!

u say.. hws lyf?? :)

k guyies..me leavin too..

i din hv my dinner yet

😆

ab padegi mom se batti.. 😆

toodles..peeps!!

cya tomorrow!! :)

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it
starts."

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."

The wife is furious. She yells at him,

"Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore . . ."

The man sighs and says, "It's started."

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

So, Peter asks the first guy, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

Great, says Peter. You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper.

And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac.

And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

Okay, says Peter. You get a rusty Ford. Later that day, the guy in the Cadillacsees the guy in the Viper crying.

What's wrong?

I just saw my wife.

So?

She was riding a skateboard.