Edited part:Hoot 2 those who used 2 call T & Pia despo.Guys there is new despo in town who is giving tough competition 2 pre-leap T or better who actually left T far behind in her despogiri.I havent watched the show & thnk god nahi dekha but dis panchi is getting in my nerves so I wnt 2 revive this post agn.Nalayak apni young sis k BF pai line maar rahi haiš”.Now give me reason 2 kill dis bird.
Panchi k pakode banake I wnt 2 serve it 2 neel & jehš” Ja chudel ja
Chhoti chhoti baato'n se
Tune jo sataya mujhe
Ungli pe nachake tune
Chuna jo lagaya mujhe
Arey jaa jaa jaa
Go to hell...
Arey jaa ja ja
I want silence
Jaa chudail, Jaa chudail
Ya ya, Ja chudail
Palkon pe bithaya tujhe
Ruthi toh manaya tujhe
Pyaar mein toh khuda
Bhi banaya tujhe par (par)
Tujhko kadar nahi
Yeh le dekh thenga mera
Ha ha ha
Tail lene ja tu
Koi kya ukhad lega mera
Ae..
Abey ja ja ja
Go to hell...Ja ja ja
Once again
Jaa chudail, Ja chudail
Chudail...fida...
Phoolon sa chehra tera
Dil pe tha pehra tera
Reh gaya ab wahaan
Dard gehra tera
Hat...
Phool vool kuch nahi
Sada hua aalo hai tu
You know what you are
Hoor nahi pari nahi
Jungli ek bhaalu hai tu
Arey ha ha ha..!
Go to hell, Arey ja ja ja
Everybody..!
Jaa chudail, Jaa chudail, Jaa chudail
Chudail...
Abey ja ja ja, Go to hell, Ja ja ja
Once again, Jaa chudail...
Jaa chudail, Chudail, Yea yea.


My way 2 torture Panchi
1)Lock her in dark room without food & water.
2)Better put her into coffin & lock it.
3)Send her 2 isolated island wid no connection,electricity
4)Invent Time machine & send her 2 ape era.Bcoz I feel Ape era is perfect place 4 her as she will get her soulmate their only'
5)Send her 2 dinasaur era.Let Dinasaur eat her or let her marry one of thm as 4 me she is Dinasaur ka egg
6)With her hairs help tie her on fan
7)Ask 10 elephants 2 sit on her.
8)Send her 2 highest peak og Mt.Everest without Oxygen cylinder
9)Tie her wid rope & throw stones & sandals on her.
10)Push her frm mountain
Suggestion frm u guys 2 torture Panchi
1) Send her for a dinner wid Sid n Maithili(antara)
2)Let Panchhi wander in da desert of Sahara widout any Guide(antara)
3)throw her in dustbin(I doubt abt her size of dustbin)(Anurag)
4)lock her in pandher palace so dat Metz baby can have her blood(anurag)
5)give her electric shock (peehu)
6)Send her 2 asylum(Anurag)
7)Throw Panchi in front of Vampire Superiors so that they can drink her blood š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£(lizzie)
8)Throw panchi in front of angry /hungry Wolves or Werewolves š¤£š¤£š¤£(lizzie)
9)make her lipshtik chudail's dinnerš (sweet_gumdrops)
10)SEND HER IN HELL IN THE CELL.š(annokhi)
11) V should send her to space.. atleast there will b some less weight on earth(gals_11)
12)i want to throw panhi to Atlantic ocean so shark can eat her
(bani) 13) Use panchi as a football 4 elephants.(sdoll)
14) Donate panchi in a gym where people will practice with her in weight lifting.š¤¢(sdoll)
15) In a gym panchi can b used as dumbbells.š²(sdoll)
16)Leave her with a group of gays. When she'll notice that no1 is interested in her, so she'll get frustrated n start hating boys. N panchi starts hating boys means woh sudhar gayi.𤪠uske baad usse kisi briddha -ashram mein chod ke aao. uhan woh nanny ban ke rahe gi aur punnya kamayagi.š (sdoll)
17)Jab space craft launch ho rha hoga.. Ekdum upar jane k baad- THROW HER FROM THE GALAXY!!(smitz)
18)Throw her in well of snakes(M2NZ) 19)Give her 50 zinger burgers and mix horse diarrhea powdeer in it so she cannot come out of bathroom nor we get to see her(M2NZ)
20)Burn her al make up so she wont dare to even wake up(M2NZ)
21)uski danish se shaadi karake ...ek bahut lambe honeymoon pe bhej dena chahiye cv's ko, indirectlt ek happy ending bhi ho jayegi dono faltu ke characters kišš(Heena)Mere FF se churaya hai ideaš
22) Panchi needs to be buried alive with a tv replaying all her actions like ground hog day of everyone she's ever tortured(matwamango) 23)call YAMRAJ JI plz, ,he'll deffo send panchi to HELL
(vivoash) 24)Take her to Mt Everest..Call YETI...He will push her...and then he will save he...and at last he will marry her(selinapiya)
25)stuff her in a room smaller than her size. and electrocute her(syedasaniya)
26)Make panchi desert and serve to neal š¤£(pratiksha)
27)put panchi in hot boling oil...chapter closed(peehu)
28)lock panchi in toilet...šwith lots of spiders and cockroaches
so dat she can date them also(Anurag) 29)Chain Panchi in a cemetary with loads of male corpse this would keep her happy. She has dead men all behaving for her and the stench will be enough to make anyone scream for release(matwamango)
30)hum use amazon ki jungle me bhej dete hain , anacondas ka mast dinner hogašš(heena)
Bella -edwards reasons
1. Send her as a dinner for Sid & Maithili
2. Operate her and donate all of her organs to monkeys
3. Lock her in a room full of mirrors , on seeing herself everywhere she will die
4. Hypnotize her and turn her as a lesb
Note: no offense take it as a light humour.Nahi le sakte toh biee
Edited by cuteshrishti - 14 years ago