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Pia: You are an idiot, Jay!
Jay: Kindergartener!
Pia: Huh!
Jay: Huh!
[They both walk away in opposite directions. Abhay, who was watching them from behind a pillar sighs and thinks...]
Abhay (sadly): Pia. Kyun karti ho tum aisa? Maine toh socha tha ki tum Jay se pyaar karti ho aur woh tumhaara khayaal rakhega...tumhein safe rakhega. Par tum usse bhi lad rahi ho! Kyun invitation deti ho khatre ko. Kyun? Why Pia, why!!!!
[He starts banging his head against the pillar. Suddenly music starts playing...'Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi...' Abhay looks up to see Tulsi Virani smiling at him. He getures to ask 'What?'. She smiles a bit more and vanishes. Abhay resumes his head-bashing.]
Haseena: That is not going to help Abhay.
Abhay: Mom? Aap yahaan?
Haseena: Hmmm...bas itna bataane aayi thi tumhein ki tum shama ho.
Abhay (shocked): I thought mera naam Abhay hai!
Haseena: Oopsie! Wrong number!
[She vanishes. Abhay bashes his head again.]
Chaand: Abhayyy! What do you think you are doing?
Abhay: Eating ice-cream.
Chaand (confused): Ice-cream?
Abhay: Yeah.
Chaand (tilting his head): You are behaving like a teenager. A human teenager. Bhoolo mat Abhay ki tum khoon peete darinde ho.
Haseena (hissing): Chaaand! He is human!! Woh pyaar karna nahin bhoola... Tum ghar chalo zara! (She pulls Chaand away.)
Chaand: Khatra ho tum Abhayyy...
[Haseena twists his ear and takes him away. Abhay...you know.]
Kabir: Hey dude! Ab toh tum bhi Pia ke ex-boyfriend ho. Chalo club kholein. You can be the President. Waise bhi jab se Angad and Tracker got together, I need a sidekick.
Misha: Kabira!!!!! Tumhaari 'T baby' bula rahi hai. I told her tum Pia ke saath...
Kabir: Marr gaya!! *runs away*
Misha: Abhay?
Abhay: Yeah?
Misha: Tum Armaan ho.
[Shilpa Anand and Jennifer Winget come running.]
SA and JW (singing):
Asmaani rang hoon
Pyaar ki boond hoon
Roshni ka ang hoon
Main teri dhoop hoon
Tujh se hi hai meri bandagi
Tujh se meri jaan hai
Saaya tera mera aashiyaan
Tu mera Armaan hai...
[They hug Abhay, who reflexively tries to push them back.]
Abhay (yelling): Main Abhay hoon!
[The two girls vanish.]
Misha: Not anymore!
[Abhay yells and cries and tears his hair out.]
Half an hour later...
Abhay (bewildered): Main kaun hoon? Main kya hoon?
Mr. Dobriyal (sympathetically): Mera bhi yehi haal hai. Bachpan se.
Abhay (desperately): Koi toh bataao. Main kaun hoon?
Pia: Yehi toh main kab se poochh rahi hoon. Loogle bhi kiya but uski bhi memory lost hai. Kya ho tum Abhay?
Abhay (crying): Mujhe nahin pata!!!!!!!!!!!
Pia: Okay. Tum mere angel ho. Fine?
Abhay (relieved): Okay. Thank you.
***
And that was how Pia and Abhay got back together, and Abhay's identity crisis was solved. How the identity crisis came into being, you can make out from the story! 😉
@Ande-tamatar...please make sure the tamatars are fresh and firm...those soft ones don't cut well for sandwiches!
*gets ready to open tomato sandwich cafe*
~ Adi😳
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