Tere haath kabhi na aani
Pia (rushing in, confusing the spotlight): Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari, mere ishq ki hai deewani
T: Ab dil karta hai haule haule se, main toh khud ko gale lagaaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya, main toh khud se pyaar jataaun
Mr. Dobriyal (confused, as always): What's my name? What's my name? What's my name?
Pia: My name is Pia
Pia ki jawaani
Abhay's my saviour
Sid: Na na na Pia
Pia ki jawani
Tu hai yummy kaafi
Abhay (running from T, Tracker, and co.): Silly silly silly silly girls
O o o (you're so silly)
Mujhe follow follow karti hain
O o o
Haan jab unki taraf dekhoon, mere upar woh girti hain
Yeh magar, beasar mujhpe har paintra
T, Tracker, their 4 bimbos: Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sau arse re
Sookhey dil pe megha ban ke teri nazariya barse re
Sid ke haath kabhi Pia na aani
Sid: I'm too sexy for you
Mujhe teri behen hai khaani
I'm too sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Haseena: Paisa gaadi mehnga ghar
I need a man who can gimme all that
Jebein khaali fateechar
No no I don't, I don't like that
Chaand: Chal yahaan se nikal tujhe sab laa dunga
Kadmon mein tere laake jag rakh dunga
Khwaab main kar doonga poore
Na rahenge adhoore
You know I'm going to love you like that
Sid: Haye re aise tarse humko
Ho gaye sau arse re
Sookhey dil pe megha ban ke teri nazariya barse re
Panchhi: I know you want it but you never gonna get it
You're never gonna get my blood ji
Shankar ke haath kabhi na aani
Panchhi: Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari, Sid ke ishq ki main deewani
Misha: Ab dil karta hai haule haule se, main toh Shaurya ko gale lagaaun
Kabir: Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya, main toh khud se pyaar jataaun
Everyone: Your name is Arnab
Pia: Pia ki jawaani
Abhay: I'm too sexy for you
Misha: Main tere haath na aani
Sid: O no no Siddy
Siddy ki jawaani
T: I'm too sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani
Pia: Pia
Sid: Siddy ki jawani
Abhay: I'm way too sexy for you
Mrs. Dobriyal: Main tere haath na aani
Everyone: Ain't nobody got a body like