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Mai pak rhi thi socha yaha pai avenyi bethe logo ko pakaon.Agar yeh post kisi ko hurt karta hai & kisi k sentiments ko takleef deta hai toh 'I m not sorry' Pareshan kare toh kare.š
WARNING: Agar aap Vampire hai toh yeh post na padhe coz i don't wnt any1 2 suck my blood meri abhi age hi kya hai.š¤£
Ok story of Abhay,pia,sid,methli & Time machine.
Aaj se 100 years baad Scientist finally succeeded in making Time machine & as usual Humare Abhay & Sid zinda hai but guess wht Pia bhi hai.Oye hoye.
Sid & Abhay at war agn.Aakhir methli kisko pyar karti thi
Abhay: Tum pia se dur raho
sid: Ohh Well well little brother ab toh chai wala baba bhi tumhara yeh dialog sun kar pak chuka hai kuch toh naya balo.Come on its 2111.Abhi tak writers nai tumhe nayi lines nahi Di.Ohh writers luv me
Abhay: Writers toh khud kaam wali bai k saath busy hai toh mere dialog kaha se likhe gae.Na naye kapde dete hai,na nayi lines.100 years ho gaye abhi bhi wohi sadi si black jacket.
sid Well little brother writers & producer dont luv u.
Abhay: So wht kam se kam Pia & Methli toh mujhse pyar karti thi.
sid Little brother tumhara dimag bhi bahut little hai Methli mujhse pyar karti thi
Abhay:Bade bhai tumhe mistake hua hai methli meri thi.She used 2 luv me
Both start fighting
Sid:I will suck ur blood
Abhay: Abey idiot mai bhi vampire hoon u cant suck my blood
Pia:Well guys tum log methli se hi kyun nahi pooch lete ki woh kise pyar karti thi
Abhay: & sid:But kaise?
Pia:Scientist chinklipokle nai 'Time machine' invent kiya hai.Ohh he so hot
Abhay & sid:Kya?
Pia:I mean yaha kitna hot atmosphere hai Global warming baad gayi hai achaa chalo scientist k pass chalte hai(thnk god bach gayi nahi toh dono vampire mera sandwich bana dete)
Scientist chinklipokle: who 's there
Pia:Mai hoon Chinkli
Abhay & Sid:Chinkli YAKK
Abhay:V wnt 2 use ur time machine
Scientist:Mai apni time machine nahi donga
Abhay:Dedo Plz nahi toh mai ghoorongaš”
Sid:Little brother uff kya karo mai tumhara.Abey chinkli chup chaap se dede machine nahi toh mai tera blood suck kark cheelka bana donga
Scientist:Lelo
Sid:Dekha kaise le li machine.U need 2 learn frm me
Abhay:Chalo sid chale
Pia:Aur main
Abhay: Tum kya?
Pia:Sid cheating karega na.Isliye mai bhi tumhare saath chalongi taki sid yaha ake yeh na kahe ki methli usse pyar karti hai
Abhay:Oh u rite pia.Aww
Sid:Agar tum log ka yeh guchi go ho gaya ho toh chale
In 18th century
Methli in parlour taking chocolate massage
Methli:.Abhayendra & sid wht r u doing here?& yeh meri hum shakal kaun hai
Abhay;Methli mai tumhare bina ji nahi sakta.How much i missed u.U r my life.Yeh pia hai
Sid: Methli no I luv u more thn Abhay
Pia:Hoo Abhay tum toh mujhse pyar karte thai & i suppose i m ur life & sid u jerk u were always behind my blood
Methli:Ae pia,dia whatever Abu baby & sid both luvs me
Pia:Ae chup u r dead ok & my Aby luvs me & evn Sid used 2 lke me
Abhay:Keh do sid se ki tum mujhse pyar karti ho
Sid:Nahi methli tell him u luv me more
Abhay:Methli meri hai
Sid:Nahi methli meri hai
Abhay:Stay away frm pia
Sid:Dekha methli he ditched u c he luvs pia.I was ur true lover.
Methli:Abyendra
Abhay:Nahi methli yeh paagal writers nai mujhe abhi tak 1 hi line di hai isliye i got confused.I luv u
Pia:But u used 2 luv me
Methli:No he luvs me
Pia:Shut up y dayan.Abhay is mine
Methli:He is mine
Both starts fighting
Pia vs methli
Abhay vs sid
Pia:
Methli:Tumhe kya lagta hai tum hi tease kar sakti hoon .I can do better
Abhay & Sid:
Abhay:Ab bta hi doon methli who u luv more
Sid:Haan bta do
Methli:Na tumhe abhay aur na tumhe sid.I toh luv Chai wala baba.He is so cute
Chai wala baba:Sachi metz darling.I luv u 2
Abhay & sid:Kya?
Abhay:Pia u noe I luv u
Sid:Pia tum janti ho I luv u more thn Abhay.
Pia:Acha abhi tak toh methli k liye lad rhe thai
Abhay & sid:Hum toh mazak kar rhe thai.Pia tum kise pyar karti ho
Pia:Mai chinkli baby se pyar karti hoon
Abhay & sid: wht??
Methli & chai baba lived happy after
& on other hand Pia & chinklipokle married each other
Abhay & Sid in year 3011 still fighting in jungle 2 know aakhir Methli & pia kise pyar karti thi
Chai wala baba:Toh ho gayi pyar ki yeh ek kahani
Methli: Come on darling andar aao
Ok now u guys can throw sandals on me.Evn chappal will go LOLš¤£
very funny 
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