os- pyaaar impossible(funny) update pg 3 and 4

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guys as few people here knows dat a game is goin on in pkyek forum.......... named angel v/s demon ....... so many of u are ignoring players creative work.......... so i thought to put up here......... so here are some funny os by players........... and plz hold ur stomache and specially for ritu and apricoat's os that is meant to kill you people cz these os will kill u out of laugh and do visit game thread to hav such blasts

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akanksha and nikky's(blossom1234) task.

Impossible ya possible? - Sid and Shankar.

Shankar saw Sid getting in his car. He quickly adjusted his shades on his eyes and wore a hat so that Sid won't be able to recognize him. Not that Sid knew him, but he still didn't want to take any chances. A professor following a trustee won't look good, besides, he didn't want anyone to know about his, erm, sexuality problems.

Shankar followed Sid all the way to the jungle. It was night time and Sid was very hungry. He looked around for a juicy girl to eat. Sid came out of his car, and looked around. He couldn't see anyone so he kept walking forward.

Sid was bored of feeding girls again and again, he wanted a change. How would you feel if you had to have a pizza every day? Eventually, you get sick of it, right? He didn't want girls anymore..he wanted a man, a real man. Suddenly, a scent drifted past. His pupils dilated. He could smell someone.

Sid turned around and shouted. 'Who is it?'

No response. Shankar hid himself in the bushes. Sid was so ..so irresistible, he didn't know how long he could control himself.

Sid turned around again when he didn't see anyone. Suddenly, someone attacked him from behind. He took out his vampy phangs and tried to bite whoever attacked him.

''Sid my baby my darling! i don't know how i controlled myself for this long.. i love you, baby! i want you!'' He heard a voice of a man he hadn't ever seen before. He raised an eyebrow and tried to push the guy away, but he was too strong.. too strong to be a human.

''Get off me!'' Sid started to push him away, but before that he looked him in the eye. And everything changed. The weather around him turned cold all of a sudden, wind blowing everywhere, he could hear violins in the background, he could feel a rainbow shining over them and a cupid releasing an arrow striking him in the heart.

Shankar pulled away. ''Go away, go away!''

''What the?'' Sid was confused. ''Shouldn't I be the one shouting all those dialogues? For example, tumhaare ghar mein baap bhai nahi hai kya?''

''I am ..'' Shankar shouted. ''I am turning. Go!''

Sid frowned but didn't move.

A moment later, everything changed again. From a romantic setting, it turned into a horror flick. The guy .. no, he wasn't a guy anymore, the thing that had been standing in front of Sid had turned into a wolf. He looked at him and howled.

''Why did you come here, Shankar? Why?'' He shouted aggressively.

Shankar howled again. A moment later, he was a human again. ''I didn't come to hurt you, Sid. I know we are supposed to be enemies, the werewolf clan sent me to destroy you. But when I saw you, I fell in love with you. I can't hurt you.''

''What? No, go away, a vampire and a werewolf can never be together.''

''Why?'' Shankar held Sid's hand. ''I love you. I couldn't hurt you because I loved you. Don't you love me, too? Sid, bolo.''

They had an eye contact with the chipmunk version of maa ka ladka playing in the background.

''I love you, Shankar.'' Sid finally said, tears streming out of his eyes. ''I saw you as a wolf today, and I knew I found someone who can understand me as a monster, girls can never do that, I love you.'' He paused. ''But, it's not possible. I'm a vampire and you're a werewolf.''

''Do you trust me?'' He held Sid's gaze.

Sid nodded.

''We will fight the world. Sid, if you're with me, we can fight everyone.''

And they did fight all the odds, living a happily ever after.

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mangona---indigoblue---princezzz2.

Kabir-Haseena: Meeting Mrs. Raichand. (my and mangona's task 😊)

After Pia left me I was completely heartbroken.

I have always had this bad habit of drinking, and let's just say after the heartbreak, it spiralled out of control. I really didn't know what to do. My grades were slipping, my dad was furious and my friends were completely clueless. Whoever said men can't feel tears was a serious loser. I had devoted myself to Pia. So okay I slipped up. I'm not Abhay Raichand. I can't always rescue her just when she needs someone. I guess Pia wanted a Prince Charming, and not someone like me. My self-esteem was at an all time low. And I did not want to blame her for falling in love with someone else.

It was a full moon night and as usual Chand and Haseena Raichand, the parents of Abhay Raichand, my biggest enemy, the one who stole my Pia away from me, made their entry in their usual style. I rolled my eyes, not understanding what was the big deal about the Raichands. Chand was just some boring dude who loved making weird neck movements and talking in an exaggerated manner. Haseena...well she was something else. Her voice wasn't exactly vampish but it had that smooth tone to it that implied that there really was an intelligent mind behind that oval face with those big dark brown eyes. I'd never really thought of her beyond Chand's beautiful wife though.

As Chand began chatting with some business contacts, a bored Haseena slinked up to the bar and asked for Shiraz. I was busy having a good old glass of whisky. She then turned to me and said, 'You're Abhay's classmate aren't you?' I snorted. 'Yeah, unfortunately.' I couldn't help it-I was drunk and I really did not care what anyone thought about what I was saying.

'I am very worried about his growing proximity to that girl, Pia,' said Haseena, concerned look in those fox-like eyes of hers. Aha-finally someone who shared my disapproval about Abhay and Pia's relationship. It should have figured-someone of Haseena Raichand's status wouldn't want an orphan like Pia to be associated with her son. It would be bad for the image. Though I found it genuinely disgraceful, she was on my side and that mattered.

'You know,' I rambled, taking a big gulp of whisky,'I used to be Pia's best friend..in fact I was her boyfriend. Pia is a really sweet girl, trust me. I don't know why she's hanging out with Abhay-he never treats her nicely, no offense. He's just not interested.' Haseena nodded her head, sipping her wine elegantly. I blinked my eyes and then composed myself. 'I agree with you. I think you should give her the message to stay away from Abhay..won't you?' and she turned around to directly look into my eyes. Our faces were pretty close..gosh..those eyes they were so mesmerizing.

'You're beautiful' I whispered..and she laughed. 'I know,' she said, stroking my cheeks gently. Then she went back to Chand. I just stared at her like a dumbfounded boy in his early teens..remembering those days when I was in love with my maths teacher..except that Haseena Raichand was definitely much hotter than that.

After that I rarely met her...I tried my best to convince Pia to stay away from Abhay though. I would often get invited to the Raichand parties and it would kill me to see her dancing with him. But then Haseena would come...two things: She always came when I was drunk and secondly, she always went away before our flirting could ever materialize into something else. It's such a thrill you know, having a forbidden fling. I think meeting Mrs. Raichand was one of the best things to happen to me.

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TASK

Submitted by JENNY & Shradha

Our guiding light Rumi

A Night To Remember..Really???

Finally the rituals were done...Finally they were together after all the hardships they faced...They were finally together...it was a dream come true for Shankar as he had always dreamt of spending his life with Misha..The girl with whom he was head-over-heels in love with...Yes finally SHANKAR & MISHA were together..

Misha who was madly & crazily in love with Shaurya had came to know that he was gay just 3 months before she decided to get married to Shankar...She was heart -broken when she came to know that the man she loved for the first time ever in her life was a gay..For a lady who never believed in love..this was a big big thing???She was shattered but she had to move on...

On the other hand Shankar was in love with Misha since the day he had seen her college...It was love at first sight for him...He loved her like crazy and was ready to wait for her till his last breath...but he didn't have to wait for long...His dream became a reality when Misha accepted his marriage proposal at the first go..He was surprised but even happy that his love had won the battle of love..

But little did shankar know that Misha had agreed to marry him only for the sake of her mother who was suffering from cancer & wanted to see misha settled with a well-to-do guy just as her elder daughter Panchi...She didn't want to disappoint her mom so she said yes to marry Shankar..She did NOT love him at all...

The whole marriage ceremony was very tiring for Misha...Sitting in front of agni for 6 long hours was irritating the hell out of her..N too add fuel to the fire..She was wrapped with a heavy red saree with heavy jewellery to go with it...

When the marriage rituals were over..N the guests & relatives left after dinner..Shankar's mom took Misha along with her to Shankar's room...Which was now her room too..The room was beautifully decorated for the newly wed...With flowers all over the bed..Making the atmospere beautiful..The ambience was a perfect one for their first night..

But Misha was not liking all this at all because she never thought of all this as she did NOT love Shankar..She just wanted a cosy sleep & her main aim right now was to get out of the saree & the jewellery & wear her casuals...Shankar's mom made misha sit on the bed told her ALL THE BEST & left the room..Misha paid no heed as to what she said & rushed to the washroom as soon as Shankar's mom left the room...

Unaware of all this...Shankar was walking towards his room with all kinda naughty thoughts...He badly anted to make love with Misha the girl whom he loved with all his heart..He had a evil grin on his face...But he came out of his thoughts when he banged on the door of his room not realising it was closed..With all excitement he went inside the room..The atmosphere was perfect just beyond his thoughts..He came out of his thoughts when he didn't find Misha there...

Shankar :- Misha...Misha...Misha kaha ho Tum???
Misha :- Shankar why are u shouting ur lungs out..Main yaha hoon washroom mein...
Shankar :- Washroom mein????Waha Kya Kar rahi ho???
Misha :- Dance kar Rahi Hoon???Duh Washroom mein Kya karte hain..Change kar rahi hoon u idiot..
Shankar :- oh ok...i thought...
Misha :- What???
Shankar :- Woh nahi..Main keh raha tha ki...

(just then misha comes out of the washroom drying her hair witha towel...shankar gets lost in her beauty)

Misha :- *shouting* Kya Kya keh rahe the tum..Bolo???
Shankar :- *stammers* Nahi main...Main..main kuch nahi...
Misha :- huh theek hai weirdo..
Shankar :- toh kya karogi???/
Misha :- Main kya karungi???
Shankar :- No i mean aaj raat?????
Misha :- *cutting him in between* Shankar woh na main tumse kehna chahti thi ki...
Shankar :- Kya ehna chahti thi tum Misha???
Misha :- haan woh mein keh rahi thi ki???
Shankar :- Haan bolo na misha main sunn raha hoon...
Misha :- Main keh rahi thi shankar ke...
Shankar :- Haan bolo misha
Misha :- Woh mujhe na bahut NEEND aa rahi hai...tum lights dim kardoge please...Main sona chahti hoon....
Shankar :- What tum yeh kehna chahti thi???
Misha :- Haan tumhe kya laga???
Shankar :- No no..Kuch nahi....

With this Misha went to sleep & dozed off as soon as she lay on bed..Whereas Shankar was shocked about what had just happened...He wanted to make this night memorable for Misha as well as for him..But he could not...He so badly wanted to make love with the woman he loved tonight..but he could not????
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ritu1618 and simply aprajeeta (apricoat)šŸ˜†

Main story written by Apri n a lil by me:-
Ajab Jodi ki Ghazab Kahani

tune mere jaana..kabhi nahi jaana
ishq mera dard mera..haye..
aashiq teri....
bheed me khoyi rehati hai..
pucho to bas..itna kehati hai..
hat i feel so lonely..
pronomita wrote it inside her heart just after seeing the abhiya eyelock which was a routine affair after the attendence she took
*ritu and apri sigh..wondering uff..its a lie*
pronomita alwez loved abhay*who does not*
but abhay was all gaga about pia..
pronomita after the class went to angad and kidnapped him and lifted him on her not-so-delicate shoulders and carried him as if she was tara singh of gadar*woo_hoo me jat yamli pagli deewani*
angad screamed so did his ruhi but the fatty birdy type witchy pronomita paid no head

Ruhi: abbe moti..ghochu..dolly bindra ki best freind..chhod de ise..kya bigada hai isne tera..


Pronomita: uff mera badan..i like the way i groove


Ruhi: dont flatter your self so much babes..you have no fans in this world except the one on the ceiling


itne me hi pronomita mata ban gayi ekta mata
Pronomita roared: kudiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aaltu jalaltu aayi bala ko taltu
ruhi ko dede tension wension aur angad ho jaye fully faltu


and with magic of witch
pronomita was wearing angad's dress
ruhi was wearing princi's dress
and princi was wearing ruhi's dress*my nameis shiela..shiela ki jawani*
and angad was wearing pronomita's dress*aaye haye siti witi bajau*
it was pronomita's master plan as pure cleege me aur kisi ki dress fit hi nahi ati*its a fact*

now she wore mascarade and was looking cat woman
she reachd pia's room at mid night looking damn sexy and super hawt*woot woot demons jump like crazy*
pia was as usual kharate maar ke soying

abhay the chauki dar bhi bahar kharaate maring *angel wonder hows that possibe that vamp sleeps..demon yawns saying ekta ka vamp hai..he does impossible*

Abhay ke sar ke antennae dance mar rahe the..they were very happy in their heart as they saw danger..

Abhay chad gaya pole se pia ke kamre me..
Jaha uska samna hua ek ajeeb si figure se..

Jiske bal pia jaise curly the..

Bole to...pia ka magnified version jiski skirt almost fatne wali thi..

Wo figure bilkul ekta kapoor ki villians ki tarah khadi thi..parde ke peche hath me diya liye..

Abhay went to her and said: why are you pregnant pia why..

Name of pia angered princess pronomita and she yelled: naHiiiiiiii...

abhay screamed: mummyyyyyyy...papa..bhai.. Pia...mujhe bacha lo........T where are you...i will be your date..mummy protima is a witch... ..

*On hearing Abhay yell, Piya came running n saw Protima hugging abhay zabardasti. Piya pull Abhay from Protima n Abhiya hold each other tight. Seeing abhiya hugging.. Protima anger reaches to another level*

Promitima thinks in her mind: Agar main abhay ko nak pe katt dho tho abhay bhi mere tarha chudail/witch bann jayenga aur phir wo sirf mera hoga..sirf meraaa!!!

*She taks a long jump towards abhiya n snatches piya from abhay n opens her mouth..all set ready to bite abhay's nose with her sharp teeths...1..2...3 she goes n bites abhay's nose bt instead of bitting his nose..she bites his ears. Abhay gets into angry mode n pounces on protima to bite her neck bt by mistake bites her lips n @that time, sum stupid cupid attacks the two n they fall in love*

Piya: Abhay?

*Abhay doesnt reply as he is lost in Protima's eyes*

Piya: Protima Mam?

*She doesnt reply too as she is lost in Abhay's arms*

Abhay: Haan Protima, tum hi thi wo... jiska mujhe 100 saal se intezar tha

Piya: whatttttt??? Abhay!!! Dont u think she is too old for u?

Protima: Abhi tho main jawaan ho !!! Abhay is 117 n I am only 56... n we both are perfectly compatible...

Piya: But?????????

Abhay: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Piya !! Jab dho bade baat karte ho tho bache bech mein nai bolte

Piya: Main bachii?? :| Listen u mr abhay raichand.. tumara iss mood swings se main..blah blah blah

Abhay: Darling Protima, yaha kuch zyaadha hi disturbance hai..

Protima: Haan Darling Abhay, Chalo jungle mangal mein chalte hai...waha humien koi disturb nai karenga

*Both Abhay-Protima go to the jungle leaving a shocked piya behind*

*Abhay-Protima go public with their relation leaving everyone in mount college shocked especially T*

*Piya feels ditched n so to revenge abhay, she turns into a werewolf with Kabir's(he is a werewolf here) help!!! N Both go to the jungle where protima-abhay live in their tree house*

N now the final fight begins. Piya turns into her werewolf avatar n attacks protima, Protima turns into her witch avatar n attacks Kabir (because he had ditched her once) Kabir turns into his werewolf avatar n attacks abhay (because he snatched piya frm him n then ditched piya) Finally, Abhay turns into his vampire avatar n protects his Protima from the werewolves.

Abhay defeats the werewolves/villians n saves protima

Abhay-Protima get married live happily ever after in their tree house @jungle


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🤣 lol sorry i commented early but this too funny, and i am like crying from laughing
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smi95---mehak sinha---artemis678
here is our task
A Weird Lovestory
Panchi was sitting outside principals office, she was nervous as it was her frst day in college n she had to gv certain dcuments to da principal .
She sat outside clutching tightly da documents as she counted da hours it was hardly ten minutes tho.
Panchi consoled herslf n said , ' panchi cm dwn da princi is gud i hope ' she became nervous again
as she sat der a heavy voice called , ' panchi dobriel ' she got up as her leg was getting wobbly in nervousness but steadied herslf n knocked da door n said , ' may i cm in sir? ' da voice said , ' yes cm in plz' .
she went inside n saw da principal n sitting on was lukin at sm files he luked up n stood wid a big smile on his face ,tho panchi found it wierd but princi found her absolutely charming n suddenly drums n saxerphones strted playin around him , his heart leapt frwrd n bckwrd as evrything was so nice around him but panchi stood dumb der n culd not detect wht was wrong wid him .in a shaky voice she said , ' sir? r u alr8 ? ' .nw princi was out of his trance n made himslf composed so dat his gesture din betray his feelings.
he asked panchi to gv her documents n go she did so n went.
da days were passin n evry1 was quite surprised at da increasing favour to panchi by princi evn panchi was a lil amused at this but she also strted likng this man .
one f9 day princi called panchi to his office n as usual she obeyed it .she came in n said , ' hmmmmmmm.......whts da matter sir ?wht wrk do u hv fr me? ' princi chuckled n said , ' ahh my darling girl i wanted to say u smthin dat i culdnt n dat is i luv u '
panchi din knw wht to rply as she was ttly dumbstruck
den geeting herslf steady she replied , ' hmmm me too but sir whn did this happen ?' princi gave a smile n said in velvet voice , ' it all happened da vry frst day i saw u ' .Panchi blushed a lil then said , ' hmmm so whn r u gonna gv dis proposal to my dad? ' princi smiled n said ,'very soon dear very soon '
dis way deir luv bloomed undr da college panchi nvr failed to be prsnt n evryday had a private date wid da princi .Evrybdy was getting a smell dat smthin was fishy n most were shocked to find da luvstry b/w dem.
dis newz din reach panchi's dad arnab n one evning seeing panchi cmin home wid princi surprised him .
he said in a tense voice , ' welcm sir .Tell me wht problem u hv ?did panchi coz ny trouble ? ' ,principal laughed heartily n den said ,' i knw Mr.Dobrial dat u wuld say such a thing ' then he chanced a luk at panchi who was stnding beside him n blushing ,arnab also saw dis n smthin wierd crept in his mind but he din hv to w8 fr his answer as princi said ' i want to marry ur grl mr.dobrial ' . Arnab luked at da pair n gulped hard n den said , ' w....wht???????????? r u out of ur mind see ur age diffrnce ' den princi smiled n said , 'Mr.dobrial i knw wehv a gr8 age diffrence but luv has no limits '
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res! gosh, i've got sooo much to do tomorrow. this, your ff...etc etc etc. i'll PAKKA comment tomorrow, i'm sleepy right now. A DETAILED COMMENT..

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🤣🤣 oh god, my favourite has to be the abhay-shaurya one. i love myself for suggesting an idea like that. šŸ˜† kabir and haseena were like...WOW. ''it's such a thrill you know, having a forbidden fling.'' 🤣 a night to remember was nicey! shankar helpless bechaara. 🤣 abhay-protima ROCKED my socks. 🤣 panchi and princi .. GOSH, princi's romantic, isn't he? 🤣 t-chand were my second favourite. ''boooootful'' t.. and she got all of the hotties around her..sid chand kabir and abhay! 🤣 kismat ho toh AISI. 🤣
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guys i will reply to ur comments later nini tym
byeeeeeeeee
see you all later
love ya
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Originally posted by: _Akanksha_

res! gosh, i've got sooo much to do tomorrow. this, your ff...etc etc etc. i'll PAKKA comment tomorrow, i'm sleepy right now. A DETAILED COMMENT..



i knw anky dese days u r taking roop of lizzz

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