Shankar saw Sid getting in his car. He quickly adjusted his shades on his eyes and wore a hat so that Sid won't be able to recognize him. Not that Sid knew him, but he still didn't want to take any chances. A professor following a trustee won't look good, besides, he didn't want anyone to know about his, erm, sexuality problems.
Shankar followed Sid all the way to the jungle. It was night time and Sid was very hungry. He looked around for a juicy girl to eat. Sid came out of his car, and looked around. He couldn't see anyone so he kept walking forward.
Sid was bored of feeding girls again and again, he wanted a change. How would you feel if you had to have a pizza every day? Eventually, you get sick of it, right? He didn't want girls anymore..he wanted a man, a real man. Suddenly, a scent drifted past. His pupils dilated. He could smell someone.
Sid turned around and shouted. 'Who is it?'
No response. Shankar hid himself in the bushes. Sid was so ..so irresistible, he didn't know how long he could control himself.
Sid turned around again when he didn't see anyone. Suddenly, someone attacked him from behind. He took out his vampy phangs and tried to bite whoever attacked him.
''Sid my baby my darling! i don't know how i controlled myself for this long.. i love you, baby! i want you!'' He heard a voice of a man he hadn't ever seen before. He raised an eyebrow and tried to push the guy away, but he was too strong.. too strong to be a human.
''Get off me!'' Sid started to push him away, but before that he looked him in the eye. And everything changed. The weather around him turned cold all of a sudden, wind blowing everywhere, he could hear violins in the background, he could feel a rainbow shining over them and a cupid releasing an arrow striking him in the heart.
Shankar pulled away. ''Go away, go away!''
''What the?'' Sid was confused. ''Shouldn't I be the one shouting all those dialogues? For example, tumhaare ghar mein baap bhai nahi hai kya?''
''I am ..'' Shankar shouted. ''I am turning. Go!''
Sid frowned but didn't move.
A moment later, everything changed again. From a romantic setting, it turned into a horror flick. The guy .. no, he wasn't a guy anymore, the thing that had been standing in front of Sid had turned into a wolf. He looked at him and howled.
''Why did you come here, Shankar? Why?'' He shouted aggressively.
Shankar howled again. A moment later, he was a human again. ''I didn't come to hurt you, Sid. I know we are supposed to be enemies, the werewolf clan sent me to destroy you. But when I saw you, I fell in love with you. I can't hurt you.''
''What? No, go away, a vampire and a werewolf can never be together.''
''Why?'' Shankar held Sid's hand. ''I love you. I couldn't hurt you because I loved you. Don't you love me, too? Sid, bolo.''
They had an eye contact with the chipmunk version of maa ka ladka playing in the background.
''I love you, Shankar.'' Sid finally said, tears streming out of his eyes. ''I saw you as a wolf today, and I knew I found someone who can understand me as a monster, girls can never do that, I love you.'' He paused. ''But, it's not possible. I'm a vampire and you're a werewolf.''
''Do you trust me?'' He held Sid's gaze.
Sid nodded.
''We will fight the world. Sid, if you're with me, we can fight everyone.''
And they did fight all the odds, living a happily ever after.