Sabse pehale every one just stop your chickchick pitpit..š
Sssssshhhhhh kids....š All of you finger on your lips...𤣠Or else sid will bite you..š¤£.
So the biggest kanjus award goes to: one and only oneš¤
the most deserving candidateš¤
who has left behind all the competetors..š¤.
He is our favourite mast calendarš¤..." Abhay Raichand"š³
now before you guys take your fangs out š¤£and get crazy about my blood..𤣠Here is my point..š
1.HE has only one dress which he washes at night and wears it in morning...
I am sure he doesnt even have laundry service..[;) ]. Its costly yaar..š¤£
2. He wears his dad's black clothes and his tie sometimes[red one]š¤£
3. He sometimes doesnt have even shoe polish to polish his shoes...š¤£.omg all dust laiden...why doesnt princi punish him for not wearing clean shoes...oh i understand abhay to college princi ka bhi daddy hai..š¤£..
4. Instead of getting pure ivory elephant tusks aka fangsš¤£... He kaam chalaos with 2 center fresh worth 1 rs.that means he doesnt even bother to brush his fangs..š¤£
5.he saves petrol by running randomly here and there š¤£and forces his girl to walk with him instead of going in car
6. He almost dies when someone enters in his party without invitation card just like priya and misha broke inš¤£[oh yes extra food will be used]š¤£
7. He doesnt buy his girlfriend new necklace or ring but give his and his ex's possessions to her..š¤£oh yeah..gold and diamonds are very costlyš¤£
8. His parents are so kanjus that they drink only rooh afza𤣠..but he being extremity of kanjusi doesnt even drink that..š¤£
9. He doesnt let pia see his cellphone for a second thinking that she will use all the talktime..š¤£
10. Every now and then he carries pia to that chai wala baba but doesnt even ask her to have chai...so by this he saves 5 rs.
š¤£
11.he alwez meets pia in jungle instead of some 5 star hotel.. Saving so much money..š¤£
12. He doesnt wants to go to auction as he knows it will end up in losing money..š¤£
15. He doesnt even put a single flower on maithli's grave and just keeps on lying crying rolling or burrowing near it..š¤£
16. When he becomes a vamp wolves start howling but he doesnt ..so by this he saves ekta's expenditure on special effects..š¤£
17. Vampire's eyes change colours but he is happy with his blue color...š¤£
18. He keeps nothing in one of his room cupboard so that pia can hide in it and listen to his talks..š¤£
19. He saves even pia's money by throwing luggage on the bus so saves 50 rs of coolieš¤£.
20. he is also kanjus in talking terms.. he does not reply to any ans of piyaš[as suggested by my buddy sanjana]
21.when R's left Dehradoon , Chandeena were on for one more party bt Abhay came & said one more party
i m fed up & sick of all this
kitna kanjoos h ..or apne parents ko bhi party krne se mna krta h[as suggested by my buddy kaushiki]
22.He is saving money by kiss/touch treatment to
Piya. After all his future wifeš Shaadi ke baad agar Piya doctor pe paas jana chahta hai toh woh kya karega? Isi liye abhi se Piya ke samne specialist doc
ban raha hai taki woh kisi aur doc ke baare mei sochega bhi nahiš¤£[as suggested by my buddy rumi]
23.He saved the flower vase from breaking. Naya vase khareed ne ke liye bhi toh paiso ki jaroorat hai na[as suggested by my buddy rumi]
.š¤£
24.He danced with Piya in the party without helping her to repair her torn dress. Arre yaar woh uski help kaise kar sakta. Uske pass thread aur needle nahi hai. Paisa bachao.[as suggested by my buddy rumi]
25.In spite of being a student he doesn't have any book or note book. Yeh sab khareed ne ke liye bhi toh paisa chaiye na.[as suggested by my buddy rumi]
26. Abhay's sunglass is missing now. Where it gone? Actually he sold that. Kyun? Kyun ki bechne se kuch paisa toh haath mein aaya.[as suggested by my buddy rumi]
27. And the biggest kanjusi is..i guess none can spare him..š¤£
"he comes near pia.. Heats up the atmosphere around.. Touches her cheeks and shoulders and her hair and then run away with his supersonic speed...[x-(]"
kanjus kahi ka...š¤£
Ek kiss de deta to kya raichands kangal ho jaate...š¤£
He has no right to be kanjus.. Its ekta's right.. Lets pray that next time he doesnt gets nominated for it..
Did i miss something ..do let me know...ll add...
P.s. Its a fun post.. No offence to any one
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