AarYa Humour - 1
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AarYa Humour
Part - 2
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Yash and Aarti as always were seen as the perfect couple. So wherever they went many youngsters and other to be married ones would talk to them for some tips!
Some questions that were asked have been shared here ---
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What happens after marriage?
Yash: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They can't face each other but still stay together.😛
Aarti nudges him hard at this answer and Yash holds his ears apologetically.
The person then says: I also heard that a man should always be chivalrous ---like opening the car door for the wife?
Aarti says: I'll answer this Yashji ---When a man opens the car door for his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife!!!!!😊
Yash: Aartiji?????
Aarti smiles sweetly at him and his anger vanishes instantly.
Q: Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance?
Yash: There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.😳
Now Yash asks the guy: Have you got your ear pierced? At least as a child?😃
The man: But why? What has that got to do with a good marriage?😕
Yash: I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.😆
Q: What do you think should be ideal age difference between a couple?
Aarti: I'll tell you. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.😛
Q: Any golden rules to remember?
Yash: Always remember: she's right, you're wrong, and you're sorry.😃
And yes never get down to your knees to propose.
The man: Why? I thought that was the most romantic way ---
Yash: When a man goes down on his knees to ask a woman to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.😆
Q: I heard that all married men go to heaven?
Yash: Because they cannot be in hell twice.😊
Aarti gets annoyed: I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.😭
Yash now wants to make Aarti happy. So he says: My wife treats me like a God...
Aarti smiles that her Yashji was so sweet after all.
But he continues: She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.😆
This man gets worried and asks: What's the difference between love and marriage?
Yash: Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!😊
The man: Finally please tell me what is the secret of a happy marriage?
Both together: It remains a secret!!!!!😃😆
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Have a lovely day!😃
I was finding it so difficult to put this up as I was laughing like crazy while typing this.
Hope you all enjoyed it!😆
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
