What happens next
Pankaj: Hello bhaiya...make the best bhang/thandayee there is in PV land.
Pratik: Yes...we have got to show one and all that we are capable of having CONs just like "you know who" Scindia.
Pankaj: We are going to create our own USS RAAT today like our Param pujiya pitaji did 30 years back.
Pankaj and Pratik: Today on the day of Shivratri in PVland we hereby take a vow to end the day's jagaran on a "high"(bhang induced) and once and for all stop all speculation about our paternity by proving we are also CON-capable under influence and also capable of SINGLE-STRIKE-CONs.
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MLA: Ok guys from the hut come on over. Ok guys from SM come on over.
****All assemble face to face****
MLA: Here I have with me in my hand the DNA report. Those who think it is negative can place their bets now ****starts collecting money from all****
Yash: 5 paise from my side. Sky does not resemble SP at all at least I do somewhat.
Pankaj/Pratik: Not worth betting on. We abstain. ****Run away from scene and have bhang secretly***
Akaash: 50,000 rupees. If it does turn out to be negative atleast I will have this winning money with me as a consolation. I am already regretting saying no to the bag of money which G3 had got sometime back.
G3: 999999999999999999 rupees that the result is negative. I have my own 30 year old raaz whose parda faash I will do in the next special episode when we think the trps are going down.
MLA: I think rest of the ladies think it is going to be +ve. Shame on you SP you have lost confidence of all of them.
SP: ****Stands in the corner shamefaced***
Radha: Finally Sky is going to get his rights...he can use the toilet in SM.
Vidhi/Pari: It has got to be +ve...we have doubts whether our husbands are true-bloods. If Sky turns out to be Cas's there is chance that our hubbies too might be his and SP is not just shooting empty bullets.
Ishita: If the result is +ve then we can finally move into that mansion. The mosquitoes are just killing me outside. Camp-out is such an over-rated experience.
Aarti: Yashji I am betting all your wealth on the result being +ve. Trust me I know things that you don't, when the truth comes out and we might be on the roads afterwards. This betting money will come as our aid.
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Palak/Payal/Ansh: Shivji is blue becoz we have heard a chemical ball is present in SM which turns people blue and Shivji touched it.
****No offense to God or its believers****
EPISODE ENDS
