There was a Crooked Man (original poem)
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse.
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Now I adapt it to SP in PV
There was crooked man who committed a crooked deed targeting Radha smart
He swept the wicked deed under a crooked rug to silence his crooked heart.
He found a crooked driver to drive his crooked car.
And then his wicked crooked deed engulfed his crooked house!