What happens Next
Aarti: This is just not done. Now that we are officially separated why are your family members still ordering me around??😡
Anyway they are calling your for the pheras. Get up and come along so that once its done I can have that mouth watering feast that has been spread out there. I have to eat for two you know. Hurry now !!
Yash: Hmmm... yeah even I was wondering what you were still doing here. Maybe you will leave with your parents once we get back Ansh. BTW won't you wish me luck.😳
Aarti: WTH...why do you need any best wishes? Thanks to you upon spending the whole night outside moon-gazing has given me severe cold. And what will i do with that red chunni where is the rest of the dress??😡
Yash: Aartiji why are you not feeling sad that I am going to be married soon and we may never be together after that? You seem more interested in the food than me at the moment.😭
Aarti: Fat chance of your re-re-marriage happening didn't you read the articles?😆 Anyway we already had Do Pal and Jee Lee Zara songs and I have exhausted my quota of glycerine which was supposed to last for another 6 months. I am running on borrowed glycerine from Shobha maa now. So I am crying only for Ansh at the moment.
Yash: What articles?? 😕Never mind I have decided to take your tips seriously and to try and become a better husband. Have a look around I have taken off your photos.
Aarti: Yes you have. But I can still see your solo photo hanging in the middle of the room.
Yash: Come on Aartiji. Do not be mean. Let me at least keep that single one. Look how handsome I look with that fringe hair-style.Please let me keep it...pretty please.
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Ishita: Hmmm... this is so not done. I am getting married to a man who is an ex-widower and a current divorcee. Why can't I marry that handsome hunk over there?? ***** Looks at Aakash adoringly*****
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Aakash: ********Mummy where are you? Come soon, that new girl is giving me a fright. Why is she staring at me like that. Bachaoo****😕🤢
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SP: I am the best...I am the best ...I am the best. In PVland 1st Feb is not over so I won the bet. Maya you better give me my 5 rupees as Yash and PayPal are going to be back in SM minus Aarti and Ansh. Hurray !!😎
Maya: The game is not over till the fat lady sings bhaiya.
SP: Which fat lady are you talking about?
Maya: Wait and watch bhaiya you are going to have a blast from the past. ***I hope she doesn't get mad at me calling her fat ***
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G3: Vidhi bahu do you think this at least this new girl would give me a POTA?
Vidhi: But mummyji... Aarti is already pregnant with your POTA so why do you want another one.
G3: She is?? Oh I forgot she hardly has a baby bump you know so don't blame me for forgetting. But don't you think the more the merrier. Let's have one each from both of them.😃
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Pankaj: This is not done Pratik you drank all the alcohol we had in the house and did not even give me a sip.😡
Pratik: Sorry bhaiya I got carried away. Come let us go and protest against this marriage.
Pankaj: You go ahead I will join you after I give the gift that Yash placed on the table to Ansh.
Pratik: WHAT???😲
Pankaj: Ooops !! Ahem... you are drunk you did not hear anything and I did not say anything. Got that.
TO BE CONTINUED...
EDIT: For those of you who missed the last one. Here is the link for a few more laughs
http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3417937&PID=75239066�
