https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/87621106
here is a spoof on the nursery rhyme with each stanza sung by the characters in bold.
All: Here we go round the mulberry bush on a confused mahasangam evening (chorus)
Sohu and Kammu:
This the way we keep dreaming, brainstorming, to keep scheming,
this is the way to scam our guests and palm off bahu as beti
Raj:
This is the way to make a vow, take a bow, say "wow, wow!"
this is the way to make pratijna just like grandpa Bheeshma
Divya:
This is the way to wait for a call, waiting for that call, just waiting on that call.
dressing up every day just waiting for the phone to ring
Sarita:
This is the way an adarsh beewi does PV, does PV,
I mostly live in la-la-land, till Raj finds one to hold my hand.
Guests:
This is the way to do sagaii, do sagaii, do sagaii
two for one is lots of fun, who needs shaadi or bidaai
PH:
What is the best way to get TRP, get TRP get TRP?
Ravya or Savya? What to do with Divya? Bol, Mahamata TRP
All: Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush
Here we go round the mulberry bush on a confused mahasangam evening