Originally posted by: dramaholic
having fun!! work your way through these! wil post more crazy questions..hahaha 😈
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
They spell different 😉 hahhaha ...nah Novel is ficton whereas book can be either of either kinds ,its a bigger classification.
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Die of old age...😭can't say anything further ...depressing ...let's move on to the next question...
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If i was them i'll save electricity and cancel the show😉
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
Yeah of course ,as someone else will own the other half ..from the other side ,isn't it 😉
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
No idea abt a cold hot pcoket ,i only know of hot pockets 😉
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Coz we wanted to see what we looked like back then😆
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Coz it does not want to live as a "Koop mandook" (whcih means kuyei ka maidhak😆) and wants to venture out in life
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
They were mysteries at some point which were solved later ,so according to me they are still mysteries
Do penguins have knees?
They could barely manage the small legs ,now you want to accomodate kness aswell 😕
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Coz it talks abt time ..which once gone is never back
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
They tell u not to block it ,else incase of emergency you would be the first to be thrown out..& thrown out means really thrown out 😆
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
These days its all about the convenience of life ,who wants to spend hours walking & speanding quality time collecting sea shells in this fast paced world,no one wants to take the back seat ,in the fear of being thrown out of the rat race😊
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Religion
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Same-same can get boring ,let's have some variety in the family yaar
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
Will have to check with the camel😉
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
You get no milk ,the cow is spoilt for choice and decides against giving milk
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
I talk in normal lingo don't use "duck" & "chicken" to converse
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?
I guess it's a case of beauty & the beast.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
So that you see the sea world in the restaurant in the platter
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
When kidnapped ...both behave similarly ,that's why
Why do blacklights look purple?
I am not colour blind ,i see purple as purple and black as black.
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
He stuck a feather in his hat, And called it macaroni.
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? Really do they ??
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? This is news to be what are the thieves learning after stealing the bible ,i wonder 😕
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? To avoid superiority & inferiority complex problems on the keyboard !
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? I'll be burnt to death ,just some miles down the line 😭
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!! Anyway that does not happen!!