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Krishna baba was looking 3rd version of Devdas jee...beard grown only in two days...as if he had been out of the house for more than ten days...
''Yeh duniya yeh mehfil, mere kaam ki nahi..''😉😉..
Suddenly Pratigya became Lady Karamchand jasoosni with eating Baingan instead of Carrot as original Karamchand used to eat....😉
''tu chhupa hai kahan, main tadapti hoon yahan,
tere bin feeka feeka hai baingan yahan..''
😆 And suddenly kaali andheri raat mein she saw his Chhaila babu from half km distant..wah wah kya tez eyesight hai...shayad Baagh bakri chai ka kamaal hai..😆
Abh Sangdil haseena burst into singing..''na jao saiyaan, chhudake ke baiyaan, kasam tumhari main ludak (slip or fall) padhoongi..''😆
Aur uski besoori awaaz sunkar bechara pass mein Saanp kumar jo so raha tha uski neend khul gayi...hailaaa...yeh itni aadhi raat ko bhatakti aatma ki tarah who is singingwa?...surprise surprise..saanp kumar jee thinking in engliswaa..😆😆
Aur phir Saanp jee nazar chhaila babu per padh gayi...sorry yeh toh Saanpni hai.. I mean Nagin...uddi baba...abh toh Sangdil haseena ki waat lag gayi...😉😉
Saanpni sorry nagin to Sangdil haseena..''arre ruk jaati kahan hai, mere Dadhi wale baba ko itna dukhi kiya hai tumne bechara deewanon ki tarah sadakon per Binaca Geetmala ke geet gunguna raha hai...main ichhadari nagin hoon..mujhe chhaila babu se shaadi karni hai..mera dil pe aa gaya hai usper..main lattoo ho gayi hoon...abh tu mere raaste ka kaanta hai....'' 😆😆and lo jee nagin kumari ne acrobatics ishtlye mein jump karke aakhir mein Bedard haseena ko dank maar hi diya.....
Abh Chhaila babu is in hospital...and typical filmy tapori Doctors aur nurses ki nautanki shuru..same ghisse pitte patent dialogues...😆😆..and suddenly Chhaila babu ka wicket down ho gaya....he izz no more..hailaa...sure shot hazaron serials and films ka patent shot...aao jee Pratigya sorry Parteegya sorry Bedard haseena..now your turn...please jaldi aao aur patent dialogues bol bol kar sabke sar mein dard paida karo jee..aapki bahu badi meherbani jee..😆😆
Parteegya achanak falls on her Mr.Aashique awaara...''dekho, Nahi tum mujhe chodkar nahi jaa sakte..tumhein mere liye jeena hoga...(Waise bechare ko kahan jeene de rahi thi)..😆😆dekho, dekho krishna maine tumhare liye Baingan ke bharthe ki mithai banayi hai..Bhagwan ke liye yeh sab tumhein hi khaa kar khatam karni hai.. dekho agar nahi utthoge toh main tumhein gudgudi karoongi...(waise bechare ko haath rakhne nahi deti thi..abh khud gudgudi karke usse pareshan karogi)😆😆dekho maine char din se tumhare liye karele ke kofte banake rakhe hain, woh kya mera bapu khaayega?..please krishna, Bhagwan ke liye uttho nahi toh tumhare gharwaale mujhe uttha denge.😛...matlab tumhare pass bhej denge bina ticket ke Yamdhoot airways flight se bhej denge...please nahi toh main besoore aalap mein gaana shuru kar doongi..''😆😆Krishna mujhe Noodles singh se bahut darr lagta hai...kahin woh apne noodles meri favorite butter paneer dish mein na mix karde....hailaaaa......uttho ne jee..ai jee..suniye jee....dekho dekho..''
Aur bechara Chhaila babu Partigya ki dhamkee sunkar wapas laut aaya...😆😆
Hum bane tum bane ek dooje ke liye..😉
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