Memorable Dialogues of Krishna - Page 13

Originally posted by: waniya_fatima

dono kaam aik sath jana.... jab aik ki image say dono kaam ho rahay hun to 2 use kiyun karain....😆 unko daikh kay rotay rotay insaan hasnay lagta hia😉

@ nisha: tu attack mat kar unpay unki tea break hai abhi😉

Originally posted by: waniya_fatima

Abbay yeh mat karna.. sari wo khud pe ejayain gay.. customers ko kai khaak offer karain gay😉

Originally posted by: waniya_fatima

@ pragati: ab krishna cant say anything infront of his mehraroo so he would be like..... silently watching them in teh corner and counting all the cup drunk by them...

Abbay yaar murde bhi anay ko tayaar nahi wahaan kiyunkay unka taste itna kharaab nahi hia na :P

Originally posted by: pragati.tankha

ka baat kari ho yaar,krishnwa ki khopdi satuk jaaye to partigwa kya thakur s.s bhi uuske sammne chup ho jaate hai,to vo kahan se cup chap beth kar cup count karega

Originally posted by: waniya_fatima

mairi jaan pratigya is dunya ki wo aik hi insaan hai jo uskay satkay hoay dimag ko bhi thanda kar saqti hai...... u know what i mean to say....😉😳😆

Originally posted by: pragati.tankha

kar to sakkti hai,par iis k liye uusse lohe k chane chabane padege,krishna ko sudharna kono halva khane ki baat nahi hai😆😆😆

Originally posted by: waniya_fatima

Abbay humara sher sherni lay kay aya hai.... daikha nahi kaisay bhag gayi chakma day kay😉 professor ji ko pata chalay to heatattack ajaye ...hailaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mairi beeti ghar say bhag gayi...

nainaji: yeh humaray sath hi kiyun hota hia🤢

shamji: akhir hum nay kisi ka kia bigara hia😡

Originally posted by: scrazym8998

after giving pratigya the love letter, tunna & chandu ask him bhabhi ne ka jawab diya: "humne ne kabhie kisise kuch maange hain jo jawab maangenge"

when they are going for the honeymoon he asks komal to get down to take aashirvad from her in-laws : ama utabo nautanki?

later when they arrive at the hotel he scolds adarsh & komal

are dui minute talwaar mangai dete hain ek doosre ko kaat do!

after bashing up angad & co. he scolds tunna & chandu for revealing the truth to shakti:

tumho bhi na bouj buddhi ho, samajthe ho bouj buddhi. tum nahin jaante saadi ke baad ghar ghar nahin, corat kacheri ban jaata hai . is ghar ke auraton ko bas .... mirch masala lagake... aur humri amma ko to tum jaante ho isme maahir hai. uuke saamne to acche acche bakeel phel hain be!

at the adda he talks to tunna & chandu : beta cinema picture ki baat kar rahe ho, ooka hai tumri abhi saadi nahin hui hai, eeliye khood rahe ho"

ek baat gatiyailo duniya chahe idhar ki udhar ho jaye kisanva hai na kisike liye nahin badlega, ooka kisise matlab nahin

when they leave thakur nivas & krishna takes her to the adda

beta yeh sab tumri bhabhi se pyar karne ka nateeja hai baap ne bahu ke saath bete ko bhi ghar se bahar nikal diya.

to the baniya who hesitates to take money from krishna "lei lo sab humri bibi ke chakkar mein de rahe hai, warna sab pheink degi"

apni bhabhi ki naak dekhi hai kitni unchi hai, phokat ka nahin khayegi

earlier when amma throws the water on her face :dekha beech mein taang ada ne ka nateeja? ab ghayal saanp ko marham lagane jaogi to saanp ko katega na? yehi to fark hota hai gaay aur saanp mein. ya to saanp ke kaatne ka mantar jaano ya phir bill mein haat hi mat do.

accha socho tumre papa ko, papa kehti ho na, papa ko mummy pe gussa aata hai to daant te hai na kehte hai chup ho jao. humre bauji bhi kehte hai chup ho jao, kaise kehte hai , dui laat maarke.

enjoy folks but while reading the dialogues, please keep in mind kisanva's style, gestures especially his facial expressions while delivering the lines

last but not the least i jussssssst lubbb the way he says BETA everytime 😃

Originally posted by: tanthya

when SS is confronting Krishna about Pratigya ...and telling him to forget the laundiya !!

Krishna hai hum , tho humri Radha Hai !!

Aur Pyar Hai !! Koi Halwa nahin, Jisse khaye aur bhool jaaye !!