FF: KAASH & AMAN MATHUR UD pg50 - Page 26

Originally posted by: halaa

that was very interesting update.loved samira's dream sequence.glad to see kesar in gabar singh role.i like that song.so ghanti dadi had also super powers.missed kashman scenes.i hope this time krishna will be succeed.eagerly waiting for the next part,plz continue soon.

Note: Guys I know this chap is not very good.....please bear with me and parden my mistakes in grammar/spellings thanx

Update

Kaash was busy shopping on her own''her friends Halaa, and Divya had deserted her'. They were too busy spending time with their boyfriends'''.

Kaash began gazing at a bridal dress'.. It was sooooo beautiful''It was red and gold jacquard and silk fish tail lehenga with zardosi embroidery''I want to get married'''. Look at this beautiful dress''' If I wear this my future hubby won't take his eyes of me''''''.I cant wait to get married''.

While she was mesmerised by this dress, little did she know that that she was being eyed up and down by someone who was behind her....gazing at her and drooling over her'.

Hmmmmmmm Kaash my dear'. If you wore that bridal dress'you will be the most beautiful woman in the entire universe'.hhmmmmm you would look so beautiful you would make Aishwarya rai look like Shrek''you would make me very proud'' I lubbbbbbbbbbbbbbb to be your hubby'' he said in a sweet voice'.. My darling'.. my jaan'' I will make you my queen, The Thakurain of my heart, my world''.. please come back to me''.

Hearing this words coming from Sajjans Singhs mouth'..

Kaash: sajjan''your soooooooooooooooo sweet'. My lub

Sajjan: Of course I am sweet'.. I will be your future hubby''..hmmm cant wait to see you in the bridal gear'..he put his arms around Kaash and began to nibble on her ear''and quietly and softly he says I lub you''

Sajjan singh began to sing Kuch kuch hota hai''

Tum Paas Aaye Yoon Muskaraye
Tumne Na Jaane Kya Sapne Dikhaye
Ab To Mera Dil Jaage Na Sota Hai
Kya Karoon Haye Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai

Na Jaane Kaisa Ehsaas Hai
Bujhti Nahin Hai Kya Pyaas Hai
Kya Nasha Is Pyaar Ka
Mujhpe Sanam Chhane Laga
Koi Na Jaane Kyon Chein Khota Hai
Kya Karoon Haye Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai

Kya Rang Layi Meri Dua
Ye Ishq Jaane Kaise Hua
Becheiniyon Mein Mann
Na Jaane Kyon Aane Laga
Tanhai Mein Dil Yaadein Sanjota Hai Kya Karoon Haye Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai

Just then Amma ji (serial maniac) who had just come out of a shoe shop'.. saw them two in embrace'' blew a fuse'..

Amma ji shouted: Kuch kuch hota hai??????? THAKUR SAJJAN SINGH''''. What the hell are you doing? That is my favourite song'..you always sing that to me but why her''who is she?

Hey laundi what are you doing with my husband''' churail kahin ki..'. Cant you find your own man''come here I'll beat the crap out of you'..you tart'''

Kaash: I'm sorry she stuttered'she noticed a crowd had started to gather'' she said to herself'. I must chip before it gets out of hand''

Kaash: aaah look over there'' a flying pig'..

Ammaji: huh????What??? Who??Where she starts to look where is the flying pig???

Grabbing this opportunity Kaash made a run for it'''.

Kaash to herself''this Thakurs are so dumb'' there is no such thing as a flying pig'..... fools

But just then a flying pig had just escaped from the scientific laboratory and was heading towards the markets...

After 10 mins: Kaash arrived home huffing and puffing'. She was sooo tired and very angry with herself''.

Kaash: I cant believe I fell for his trap again''. Why did I forget that he was married?????😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

She switched the TV on and saw KAASHMAN''who saved a child from a burning building'''

Kaash: Wow'.Kaashman is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot''.mwah mwah''..oooh he's too sexy in that leotard'I would lubbbbbbbbbbb it if he saved me from a fire'..anything just so that I can be in his arms'.(she began to feel hot, and sweaty, nauseated and started to drool like a dog)

Once the news had finished'.. A trailer of a Pakistani film appeared'..The film trailer showed Punjabi actors speaking English'.. The name of the film was BASHIRA IN TROUBLE'. (here's the link'..must watch)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh12L7d5T4Y&feature=related

After watching this Kaash was on the floor holding her stomach and laughing''..

I must watch this with my future hubby'' she said''..

Meanwhile''

There had been reports of two evil lunatics who were wrecking havoc on the people of Allahabad' They were Cwezy_manoola and Aaliyah'

Cwezy_manoola and Aaliyah were two science lunatics who tried to create a cure for dry cough'. They experimented on themselves and look what's become of them'..

Aaliyah

They looked like small green aliens who were zapping anything that moved with there ROFLMAO gun'.which they had created in the laboratory'..

Cwezy_Manoola: laughing 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣hahaha heeeehhhaaheeee ZAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP🤣

Another one bites the dust''.

Anyone who was zapped would roll on the floor laughing..🤣

Aaaliah: Aaah look a little birdie:

Cwezy_manoola gave an evil smile and zapped the poor creature who laughed so much it died''.

Aaliya: hey boss: what shall we do now?

Cwezy_manoola: Same thing we do everyday'.. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD..hahahahahahahhahah

ZAP🤣

ZAP🤣🤣

ZAP 🤣

Aaliya: Another one bites the dust'''..hahahhehehhahhahahheheh

While they were zapping away, Kaash had quickly ran to the supermarket to grab some milk'.. Where she saw a stampede of people running for their lives''..

Kaash: whats going on???

Old lady: Run or the two lunatics will get you'..run for your lives''the group of people were pushing and shoving each other'Kaash was thrown on the floor'..the milk bottle broke'..People had started to trample on her'.

Kaash buried her face in her arms and was unable to get up'''.HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Then suddenly someone grabbed Kaash and picked her up'.Kaash had her eyes closed''she was hurt''.she buried her face in his chest'.. she could hear his heart beating'''..she slowly opened her and saw'''''''''' someone with slick hair with side parting'. (slick because of too much mustard oil applied to hair) and glasses''.in other words a PURE GEEK'.. she studied his face'..then realised it was AMAN MATHUR''. The guy with the broken morris minor'''''''''''''''''

hahahahaha hilarious! i love it! :P
lol sajjan singh nibbling on kash's ear...that was quite disturbing!!😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
keep it up! n update soon! hehe

Originally posted by: xmuqix

hahahahaha hilarious! i love it! :P
lol sajjan singh nibbling on kash's ear...that was quite disturbing!!😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
keep it up! n update soon! hehe

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mind blowing awesome and superb👏⭐️⭐️👍🏼. loved it. i have seen this movie so many times. it is hilarious especially the song sequence.ss is disgusting.manal and aaliya's entry was very interesting.like their super power.thank GOD kaash is saved.thank you for the wonderful update.plz continue soon.

Originally posted by: aleena1

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Thanx hun for reading and commenting.......

Yes just thinking about it gives me the shivers.........I wonder whats Kaashs reaction gonna be😆😆

yepp...just waiting 4 it🤣🤣

Originally posted by: xmuqix

yepp...just waiting 4 it🤣🤣

It would be.......Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena hum tumhara koooooooooooooon peeechaon giiiiiii

her friends Halaa, and Divya had deserted her'. They were too busy spending time with their boyfriends
😳

she began to drool over Sajjan singhs beard

🤣

he put his arms around Kaash and began to nibble on her ear
🤢 🤣🤣

flying pig??? Grabbing this opportunity Kaash made a run for it
intelligent Kaashu 🤣 But just then a flying pig had just escaped from the scientific laboratory and was heading towards the markets...
🤣

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh12L7d5T4Y&feature=related

the 'unforgettable melodies' 🤣 numaish k liye koshishe jaari hain 🤣

evil lunatics = Cwezy_manoola and Aaliyah 😲 🤣

so atlast I saw Manal n Aaliyah 🤣

Originally posted by: dkmystery

her friends Halaa, and Divya had deserted her'. They were too busy spending time with their boyfriends
😳

she began to drool over Sajjan singhs beard

🤣

he put his arms around Kaash and began to nibble on her ear
🤢 🤣🤣

flying pig??? Grabbing this opportunity Kaash made a run for it
intelligent Kaashu 🤣

But just then a flying pig had just escaped from the scientific laboratory and was heading towards the markets...
🤣

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh12L7d5T4Y&feature=related

the 'unforgettable melodies' 🤣 numaish k liye koshishe jaari hain 🤣

evil lunatics = Cwezy_manoola and Aaliyah 😲 🤣

so atlast I saw Manal n Aaliyah 🤣

Hey hun thanx for reading and commenting...... yep they made an entry..........they love their emoticons so i stuck with this and plus they're nutters😆

Originally posted by: halaa

mind blowing awesome and superb👏⭐️⭐️👍🏼. loved it. i have seen this movie so many times. it is hilarious especially the song sequence.ss is disgusting.manal and aaliya's entry was very interesting.like their super power.thank GOD kaash is saved.thank you for the wonderful update.plz continue soon.

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