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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

😉SS ke Chatpate Jokes...😉

Hello friends...Raj here again..back with some rib tickling jokes on Sajan Singh and Professor Sinksena sorry Saxena families...😆😉. Both family surname starts with S..so SS matlab Singh and Saxena ke jokes...😛

1...SS Wife: Kal Raat Tum Neend Mein Mujhe Gaaliyaan De Rahe The.

Sajan Singh: Tumhe Galat Fehmi Hui Hai.

SS Wife: Kaisi Galat Fehmi?

Sajan Singh: Yehi Ki Main Soya Hua Tha...😆😉..( Sahi kaha Sajan Noodles singh..wah kya jawab diya hai..)😆👏

2...Sajan Singh's wife:

Agar Main himalaya Ki Sab Sey Badi

Choti Per Chadney Mein Kamyaab Ho Jaoon,

To Aap Mujhe Kya Denge?

Sajan Singh:-

Dhakkaaa'😆😆..(kaal kare so aj..aaj kare so abh..jaldi le jaao iss shaitan chudail ko...aur dhakkaa de do..kahin yeh mind na change kar de)😆😆

3...Adarsh's friend:
Komal bhabhi Se Ladaai Khatam Hui?

Adarsh:
Ghutney Tek Ke Mere Pass Aayi Thi...

Adarsh's friend:
Usne Ghutne Tek Ke Kya Kaha?

Adarsh:
Yahi Ki Bed Ke Neechey Se
Bahar Nikal Aao darpok, Kuch Nai Kahoongi...😉😛..(Wah re Joru ke Ghulam..doston se badi badi baatein aur ghar mein khattiya ke neechey..😆😆)

4...Sajan Singh's Wife:
Jab Tum Desi Sharab Peete Ho toh
Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho

Jab Whisky Peete Ho Toh
Darling,

Aaj Kya Peeya Hai Jo Chudail Kah
Rahe Ho..?

Sajan Singh:
Aaj Main Hosh Mein Hoon...😆😉..(Sajan Singh ka jawab diya hai..oo ka toh chehra peele se kaala hoyi gawa hai..bilkul registered chudail hai..😆)

5... Adarsh Passing Through A Jungle Chudail Stops Him And Says: Hoo Hoo Haa Haa Main Chudail Hoon..!

Adarsh: Janta Hoon kameeni, Teri ek Bahen Mere Ghar Mein Bhi Hai...!😉😛😆..( haan jaa beta chudail se toh baat kar sakta hai lekin Komal se saamne hawa bandh ho jaati hai..😆😆)

6...Sajan Singh's wife:
Aapne Pichley Saal Diwali Par, Meri Amma jee Ko Lohe Ki Kursi Di Thi..

Iss Saal Kiya Irada Hai..?

Sajan SIngh:
Is Saal Uss Mein
Current Chodne Ka Irada Hai...😆😛😆...(jaisi biwi hai waise hi uski Amma hogi..dono ko ek hi saath bitha do na jee..lohe ki kursiya pe...)😆😆

7...Beemar Professor Sicksena:
Mujhe Jaanwaron Ke Doctor Ke Pass Le Jao..

Naina jee (Ghoonghat kumari):-
Woh Kyun?

Professor Sicksena:-
Roz Subah
Murghe Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hun
Ghodey Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Daftar Jata Hoon
Gadhey Ki Tarah Kaam Karta Hoon
Ghar Aa Ke Sab Par Kuttey Ki Tarah Bhonkta Hoon
Aur Raat Ko Saand Ki tarah So Jata Hoon.😆😛😆...(Haan sahi kaha..chalte firte, mobile zoo ho tum professorwa...)😉😉

8...Sajan Singh to Hotel Manager:
Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi,
Khidki Se Kood Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai..

Manager:
Wat Can I Do?

Sajan Singh:
Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi hai...😉😛....(ei sasuri khidki ko bhi aaj hi nahi khula tha..😆😆)

I hope you must have enjoyed reading this chatpate jokes...😊

Keep Smiling always..😃

God Bless You all...😊

Set_raj...😊😉

Edited by set_raj - 15 years ago