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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: MERARAI



My head is spinning after reading the equation. But it's nothing new, all I have to do is see an equation on a piece of paper and my head spins. Hum Math se bahut darthi hoon. I can look at letters and numbers separately but put them together with a +, - or = sign and the dizziness begins. Introduce the < or > then I really have to sit down and take a break or break out into song.😆
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Your head is Spinning , 😆 My head has spun Clockwise and now it is going anti-clockwise for the second sum !!

The scientist are all excited, since my head spinning steadily following a steady orbit ,They are planning to launch a rocket and explore to see whether it can be a holding ground for future human's

instead of Sun, they are going to stick a sunflower on my head and it will provide all the warmth,light blah..,blah...

sorry , very corny...

but timepass ke liye kuch na kuch thought provoking ideas submit karna padtha hai 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: krishna_chalbo



There are loads but can be very crude and don't want Mods sending me warnings 😉

please make at least one on T&C
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Posted: 15 years ago
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If Gaurav was a dentist and Aarushi went to him regarding her tooth ache

Aarushi: How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?

Doctor: 4000 Rs

Aarushi: 4000Rs, for only a few second's work?

Doctor: Well, I will do it very slowly.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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T: "C can you tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
T: "It's 42!"
T: "Very good! - And now tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
C: "It's 24!"
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: tanthya



Your head is Spinning , 😆 My head has spun Clockwise and now it is going anti-clockwise for the second sum !!

The scientist are all excited, since my head spinning steadily following a steady orbit ,They are planning to launch a rocket and explore to see whether it can be a holding ground for future human's

instead of Sun, they are going to stick a sunflower on my head and it will provide all the warmth,light blah..,blah...

sorry , very corny...

but timepass ke liye kuch na kuch thought provoking ideas submit karna padtha hai 😆



Sounds more like a "GREEN" idea. Dimag itni garmi hai ka? That your head can provide so much energy. Hmmm! What the heck are you eating? volcanic rocks, asteroids or meteors.😲

Go get some iced chai and two tea spoons of desi ghee to cool the dimag.😉

Disclaimer: not a good one but got to start somewhere 😕
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Komal is shopping in Mumfordgunj. Frustrated with Adarsh walking with his sour face, she turns to him and says "Saley, ka bey, patni ke saath ghoomna achcha nahi lagtha hai ka?

Adarsh scared she will create a scene immediately says "nahi, Komal aisa kuch nahi".

An Englishman passing by to Adarsh "Saley, could you tell me how I get to the University from here?"
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: dramaddict

please make at least one on T&C



I knew you'd be the first one to want to read one.😛 How about joining in? We could even write our own comedic scene for the show.

Tunna/Chandu come to the Niwas after Baba and Prats move back in.

Amma smiles at them and tells them "you are here to see Baba" and calls out to him.

Tunna and Chandu look at each other before Chandu says "nahi, bhaiyya ko hum baad mei milenge".

She scratch their heads and Tunna says we came here to ask bhabhima if she needs any help with anything. Amma makes faces and is 😡
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Why haven't we seen anything about Katra Naresh, Raja Nal and Ganthi Dadi? Chalbo guys, we need to keep this thread rocking...............................
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Okay again keeping the upcoming track in mind. Komal has decided she will make Aadarsh's life hell when she gose back to the sucksenas.

The looser Aadarsh is decides he have had enough and goes to a Bar and gets terribley plasted.
The bartender notices this , and when Aadarsh asks for another beer, the bartender politely tells him that he is too drunk to be served another drink. Aadarsh leaves.

Aadarsh walks in the side door and asks the bartender for a beer. A little frustrated, the bartender repeats the answer he said before. Aadarsh leaves.

Aadarsh then comes in the other side door, walks to the bartender and asks for a beer. The bartender is annoyed, and tells the man he is too drunk and to get a ride home and leave his bar. Aadarsh leaves.

Aadarsh then comes in the BACK door, comes the the bartender, and before he can say a word, the bartender explodes at him. "Arey Sahab Main Aap ko pehale hi Kah Chuka Hoon Aapney Bahoot Pee Li hai Aap Ko Aur Beer Nahi Mileygi Aap Mera Bar Chod Kar Chale JayeI

Disgruntled, tAadarsh looks at the bartender and asks, "Ab Bey Saale Tu Kitni Bars Mein Kaam Karta Hai?
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Krishna and Prats go to a restaurant with Tunna and Chandu. This is part of their educational experience on socially appropriate behavior.

An American tourist leaving the restaurant notices Prats and decides to ask for some help. He stops by and introduces himself.

American Tourist: Hi, I'm Bobby. He talks to Prats and leaves.

Tunna and Chandu look confused.
They turn to Krishna: Bhaiyya, humko samaj me nahi Aa rahan hain. E launda bhabhi kaisa hoga?😲


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Posted: 15 years ago
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A westerner reads the cast list out loud (he is new to Indian names)

Prof. Shyamji Saxena - Prof. Sam Sack-sena
Nainaji - Nina ji
Arushi -A roo-she
Dadi - Granny
Adarsh - A-dash
Komal - Co-maal

Tacurse Sajjan SIngh - Mr. Singh, Ta-koor
Amma - Aama or Emma
Sakthi -Shahk-tea
Krishna - Kreesh-na
Pratigya -Pra, Prat, Pray
Kesar - K-saar
Ganti Dadi - Da-di
Piasiya - Pia
Guruma -Goo-roo-ma

Tunna - Tuna
Chandu -Chan-du



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