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EK BANDOOK KI ATMA KATHA( AUTO BIOGRAPHY OF A GUN)
I still remember the day when I was handed over to Krishna from Shakti..
Shakti and Sajjan ..one wore kurta pajama...one wore dhoti kurta..I used to stay in their pockets..they walked and I used to swing in rhythm...in their pockets..I got full air to breath..all my family members were decorated here and there in Thakur Nivas..our family used to be HOT...because of GUN POWDER & BULLETS..we just became used to shoot people..threat people..kill people..I personally was sick of this life..I wanted some relief..I was so happy when my Boss was changed..I got Krishna as my owner..I heard about him that he is very HOT..I never could find how he is hot? All the day he roamed here and there with his friends..made derogatory comments about the FEMALE FRATERNITY...and did minor mess..in local language faltu ka bawal..
As a gun my job was to protect and kill ..some people use me to hunt wild animals ..but now a days..INDIAN GOVERNMENT is on high alert as only 1411 tigers are remained in India..so HUNTING was removed from my agenda..but I never could stand that Shakti..he was nothing but a jerk according to me...but I was far from the actual truth that this was not the hell..my life was actually about to be hell NOW..when Krishna Baba became my owner..
At Sangam he pressed my trigger..and through my barrel my baby bullet came out..and it fell on the river bank..the crowd started to run..my baby bullet he came under the feet of those scared people..where Baba was doing his job..i.e. Making
Pratigya tell her name from her own mouth...that was just the starting...after that my life was getting miserable day by day...
Main problem was that Baba always kept me in his hip pocket...and don't know what fashion sense he had..he always wore tight jeans...what to say..I felt suffocated in that hip pocket..I almost died.."Baba..bandook rakhne ki ek jagah hoti hai..thik jagah rakho mujhe..why on your BUTT?"..so many times I pleaded..but Baba was in his LA LA Land meditating about Pratigya..
One day I heard that Baba was asking Angad.."Kaun se haath se khaate ho.."..right after that Baba again pressed my trigger..and another baby of mine hit Angad's left hand...that was the limit..I tell you...Baba always kept me on his BUTT..now Baba used me to shoot the left palm of that ruscle Angadva ..LEFT PALM..all people wash their BUTT with the left palm..Baba..why you always relate me with BUTT?
Another day I felt that I was slipping..as I was put on Prof. Saxena's head..he was TAKLA..I was slipping from his smooth hairless head...Pratigya was feeling helpless..so as I...I felt great shame...Baba..you stooped so low?And you are
insulting me the most...you are using me on a innocent naive aged person?How could you Baba?
I digested that..couldn't help that..
On day of the GRAND MARRIAGE..my brother was also used..he was put on Adarsh's head..as Baba's cheating was revealed..Baba lied to Prof. Saxena that he was his student...basically Baba is ANGUTHA CHHAAP..Prof. Saxena refused for this marriage..and Shakti put my brother on Adarsh's forehead..
Baba..hum gun hain..humari bhi koi ijjat hai..tumko kisiki ijjat ki parvah nahi pata hai..par kuchh rahem toh hoga tumhare dil me...
I recited above line so many times..but Baba..was Baba..he didn't mind..he didn't care..he again made mess..Pratigya left Thakur Nivas...when Pratigya refused to apologise for that crime which she didn't commit at all..then again..Baba used
me..that time it was EXTREME..I was kept on Pratigya's forehead...I wonder Baba loves Pratigya..and he kept her on gun point?I remembered that day when my Uncle was kept on Baba's forhead by Sajjan..when Baba was supporting Pratigya in her name fiasco..I was like ...wacko...confused...Baba tere kitne roop..waise Baba us din tere haath me bane tattoo k ijjat ka sawal tha,but Baba 99% of yourself has caused so many people's pain and agony...though Angad made it.,.but you are not at all blameless..
You insulted us..the GUN COMMUNITY..faltu k kaam me humko use kia tumne..your Father and Brother is much better than you as GUN USERS..at least they used guns in manly encounters with enemies..but what did you do?Think about it Baba...
DISCLAIMER:- Only for humour..if anyone reports this post..or opens anti-post..it will prove that..he or she is _________fill in the gaps as per your convenience...who knows which word used by me will offend which member and what name he or she will give me..I am scared from my past experiences..š
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