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Friends,sometimes press can be so nasty that it can ruin everything.I read a story about a sufferer who was tortured by press to the ultimate level..I replaced the characters by Sajjan,Krishna and Shyamjee.Very clear intention to have fun,no offenses.
Krishna entered his donkey in a race and it won.
Krishna was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won
again.
The local paper read:
KRISHNA'S ASS OUT FRONT.
Sajjan Singh was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
Krishna not to enter the donkey in another race..
The next day, the local paper headline read:
THAKUR SAJJAN SINGH SCRATCHES KRISHNA'S ASS.
This was too much for Sajjan, so he ordered Krishna to get rid
of the
donkey..
Krishna decided to give it to Shyamjee ..
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:
SHYAMJEE HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
Sajjan fainted!
He informed Shyamjee that he would have to get rid of the donkey, so Shyamjee
sold it to a farmer for Rs.1000/_.
The next day the papers read:
SHYAMJEE SELLS ASS FOR Rs.1000/_.
This was too much for Sajjan, so he ordered Shyamjee to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
SHYAMJEE ANNOUNCES HIS ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Sajjan took his last breath next day by ultimate shock and trauma.
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Krishna's Ass
Krishna entered his donkey in a race and it won.
Krishna was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won
again.
The local paper read:
KRISHNA'S ASS OUT FRONT.
Sajjan Singh was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
Krishna not to enter the donkey in another race..
The next day, the local paper headline read:
THAKUR SAJJAN SINGH SCRATCHES KRISHNA'S ASS.
This was too much for Sajjan, so he ordered Krishna to get rid
of the
donkey..
Krishna decided to give it to Shyamjee ..
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:
SHYAMJEE HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
Sajjan fainted!
He informed Shyamjee that he would have to get rid of the donkey, so Shyamjee
sold it to a farmer for Rs.1000/_.
The next day the papers read:
SHYAMJEE SELLS ASS FOR Rs.1000/_.
This was too much for Sajjan, so he ordered Shyamjee to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
SHYAMJEE ANNOUNCES HIS ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Sajjan took his last breath next day by ultimate shock and trauma.
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