third funny sms

Diffrence btwn LOVE n FRIENDSHIP:Balance nahi hai fir b kuch b karke baat karna is LOVE.&Balance hone k baad b call nahi karna is FRNDSHIP...

Zindagi kuch pal ki maisahiouttahonahotadtamjoadhaptwamj adhaptwamjamjadjdajkjadmgtmmj Nahi padha ja raha Na? Forward kar Do, Tension Lena ka Nahi... Dene Ka!

98%Smart ho tum..! 40%Naughty ho tum..! 85% Intelligent ho tum..! 97% Quit ho tum.! 100% Sweet ho tum..! Total milaker 420 ho tum.

Teri surat par dil waru ...wah wah Teri jarurat par jaan waru...wah wah jis din tera koi fanny msg na aaye ,tere Kaan ke niche do maru ab bol..wah wah

Raat ko SMS karne k faede:


Dost ho ya Dushman, sabki neend toot jati hai



Time Pass ho jata hai



Padhne wale ko Gussa aata hai



Phir bhi wo kuch kar ni paata hai

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai? Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli, aur narial dalkar chatni kyu nhi bana lete.. what an idea sir ji..

Power house company ki job hai
salary Rs 45,000 /-
karni hai to reply karein.?
jayada mehant ka kam nahi
Bus




bijali ke Nange taro par gila kapda marna he..