Keekli Kalerdi.. WTH lyrics??

I heard this song for the first time properly.. I heard it before but I had my radio on and I was actually paying attention to the song.. mum was beside me too 😆 and Once I started paying attention to the lyrics I mean they don't make no sense what so ever.. what an idiotic song.. It's all about ladki patao, something about contraception comes in between and like how the guy's so skill full I mean what on earth..Mum's like kya waahiyaat gaana hai yeh?? I'm like true say.. behooda song..🤢😆

Kikli Kalerdi hatt gayi heer di
Ranjha kare cheat ji, kare na parwah

Aye Top Gear kati, chick chhoti ve tu
24/7 bas kudiyan fasa
Jhaka jhaaki kabhi, taaka taaki kabhi
2 timing kare patthe ullu de
Kya neelu, kya babli, kya pinki, kya kamali
Dekhte hi baaje baaje ghanti

Kikli Kalerdi karta hai rap ji
Kudi this and that ji kare na parwah

Zindagi ka maksad hai mera bas
Kudiyan patana kaale sheeshe wali gaadi mein
Unko ghumana koshish main nahin karta
Ladki patt jaati hai khud ba khud
Thoda sa style hai baby baaki skill hai touchwood

Main pujaari joban ka bann jaaunga ik din jogi
Itne time se tere peeche muuah
Kill aazma le baby kalli kahin toh mujhko mil
Agar hoon koi anhoni toh tu khaa le i-pill

Main tera raja hoon, tu meri rani hai
Baby suraksha hi saabdhani hai
Heer sad hai ji, badi mad hai ji
Raanjhe nu ki pata, degi totey udaa

Kya neelu, kya babli, kya pinki, kya kamali
Saare bajaayenge teri ghanti

Kikli Kalerdi hatt gayi heer di
Ranjha kare cheat ji, kare heer kya

The IF word is W*F not WTH 😛