Shiv re edcuation....Gauri seeks advise!! - Page 2

hai kat .....i think gauri have to send shiv to all the coursces and i say it must be a crash coursce.........

i want to send my man to 11,14,16,28.....
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Originally posted by: Catwoman

Gauri is looking to book Shiv on

THE FOLLOWING TRAINING COURSES ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR MEN

1.Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the Difference!
6. Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
7. Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Tree Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
15. Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts
16. Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

30. How to behave at a party

31. How to NOT look at the other woman without thinking of SEX.

I am sure you can add others to the list…..

Btw….My joke of the reset of the week enjoy your Easter bank hols weekend folks…..Batman and I will be taking the "Clan" to Alton Towers. If I survive a weekend were I don't get arrested and poisoned I will be back….Pray for me guys!!!😕

Love

Kat

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omdzz i red lyk the first 4 n started 2 crack up 😳

i laugh at everythin btw lool

omg i cld just read the list ova n ova again 😛

its actualy bare jkes haha 😆

Originally posted by: Iqbaladdict

Hay Cat, u go girl Superb courses available nowadays, I neva knew,

I'm sending my one to get no.21,hehe, bossy boots, 😉

haha

id tell him 2 go n do all of em while i sit chattin 2 u guys on the forum 😆

Originally posted by: XxMadhurixX

haha

id tell him 2 go n do all of em while i sit chattin 2 u guys on the forum 😆

Madhu...I goin on the 21 course but booking batman on the others....and cooking course....swear my dear he is goin to kill me on day with his dhaal.....😆😕

Originally posted by: Catwoman

Madhu...I goin on the 21 course but booking batman on the others....and cooking course....swear my dear he is goin to kill me on day with his dhaal.....😆😕

Hey Cat u shud thank the one above that atleast ur man cooks, it neva happens and i wud so love to do what madhu said, send him on the courses and sit here chatting wiv u guys.😆suits me perfect.

Originally posted by: Iqbaladdict

Hey Cat u shud thank the one above that atleast ur man cooks, it neva happens and i wud so love to do what madhu said, send him on the courses and sit here chatting wiv u guys.😆suits me perfect.

Rimmi....we should have a housewives club....an just chat all day long!!

Babe i have a feeling he is tryin to kill me....slowly since we got married!!😆...finger cross i survive being a cat with 9 lives i think my number may be up!!.....

😆 good one... 😆

amu~