Parody of Sadda haq

Its time to write a story on Sandhir :) ! Well people, Inspired by you all I will try my brains at Sanyukta and Randhir story.

Sanyukta and Kaustugi goto beach after a hectic week of tasks to get the scholarship . Ultimately the scholarship was won by Sanyukta and Randhir equally taking home 2.5 lakhs each.

Sanyukta is on cloud nine on winning it and Randhir is depressed on nt winning the entire 5 lakhs. He starts hittin the punching bag hardly and Jignesh who happens to enter the room gets hit by Randhir and he loses his front tooth. Jiggy gets angry and punches him back with the same punching bag. Raandhir gets scared of Jiggy responding back. Jiggy packs his belongings and leaves the room in jiffy.

Randhir realizes his mistake and goes to sleep. Jiggy had forgotten his cell phone and it starts ringing. Randhir receives only to listen Sanyukta speaking on phone "Jiggy where are you, Come here at XOXO beach, its refreshing!!" . Randhir only listens and gets ready to leave to XOXO beach.

At beach, Kaustugi and Sanyukta are watchin the ship sailing. Kaustugi gets a call from her parents and leaves the place for sometime. Randhir spots Sanyukta and sits beside him. Sanyukta was totally engrossed in watching the ship that she fails to notice Randhir sittin next to her. She speaks her heart out to Kaustugi. She tells her about her family being so orthodox and partial based on gender. She tells her about her mom who took troubles to send her to FITE. She also talks about Randhir messing with her time and again. She starts weeping about how her DAD still hates her just because she wished to learn. She regrets for being rude to Randhir and calls him a nice guy but doesn't understand why he cant stand her sight. She weeps bitterly telling about her marriage once she's done with FITE. She pours out every feeling and keeps staring at the ship. Randhir on the other hand keeps looking at SAnyukta weeping. He leaves the place and Kaustugi returns back after the call.. She asks Sanyukta about those endless tears. She wipes them and asks them "kya hua"? .Sanyukta replies,"Abhi toh bataya tha. Phir se sun na chahti ho?" . Kaustugi: "Kab?, Who mamma ka phone tha. Itna kyon ro rahi ho? .. Sanyukta is totally lost in her thoughts.

Randhir in his room weeping badly. Double than Sanyukta. Randhir remembers his mom and tries callin her. His mom receives the call.. "haan beta! Kaise yaad kiya?? ..Helllo?"

Randhir :"maa,!!"

Maa: "Haan beta bolo!.. Jor se bolo!"

Randhir:"jai mata di"

Maa:"heh? ? "

Randhir:"Jai bajrang bali"

Maa:"kya?/ FITE mein jaake kuch zyada hi badal gaye nahi? Kya baat hai. Aur kyon ro rahe ho beta?

Randhir:"maa. Aapko kaise pata chala ki main ro raha hoon?

Maa:"Who kya hai na beta, phone se paani beh raha hai.! Abbey paagal!.. aawaz se jaan gayi beta!. Kya padthe ho bhaishaaab! ME ho, par akkal nahi hai"

Randhir:"maa.. kuch kehna tha?"

Maa: "jaldi se bolo, tumhare faltu baton ke liye mere paas time nahi hai."

Randhir:"Maa.. suno toh.bohot dino se mei ek ladki ka dil duka rha tha.. "

Maa:"leh!.yeh konsi nayi baat hai? Beta tumhare iss faltu baton se mai tang aa gayi hoon. "

Randhir:"Par maa.. aage toh suno! Aaj se balki abhi se mei use aur dukhaunga!. Samajti kya hai apne aapko. Mei Randhir singh shekhawat kbi haara nahi hoon aur na kbi haarnewala hoon"

Maa:" lo karlo baat! Isi baat ka dukh hai.Kab sudrega mera raja beta!"

Randhir:"Maa, Raja humara naukar hai , aap unko apna beta maante ho mujhe nahi"

Maa:"Kya kare beta!. Tujhse sau guna accha hai!. Chal phone rakti hoon.. . ab gusse mein aakar mera phone utaye bina mat rehna..ok? "

Randhir:"Aapne muje kabhi pyar kiya hi nahi.. ek aap hai aur ek sanyukta..Dono kisi kaam ki nahi hai.

Maa:"Arrey.. chal bye!"

Randhir to himself.. Kaat diya? :/ kam se kam kuch toh kehte. Chey! Aaj kal ke aurat koi bhav nahi dete hain. Aurat log rasoi ghar mein hi teek hai..

Next day, Randhir meets Jignesh and tries to give him a hug, Jignesh pushes him away and goes to Sanyukta and Kaustugi. Jignesh tells them about the tooth story, Kaustugi stares at Randhir , Sanyukta pulls her into the class and says "Jaane do, iska kuch nahi ho sakta"!

Randhir listens this and quickly catches up with Sanyukta and asks her "tumhari problem kya hai. Maine jignesh ka daant thoda hai, tumhara bi thod du?"

Sanyukta then retorts :"bol diya jo bolna tha! Isi ke liye laayak ho tum,, thodna phodna, kisika muh lagana. Bas! Yehi aata hai tumhe. Aur jiggy mera sabse accha dost hai. Itna gussa sehat ke liye teek nahi"

Randhir:"aayi badi sehat ki baat karne! Don't mess with me Ok?"

Sanyukta:"Iss dialog ke alawa aata kya hai tujhe. Din mein sou baar sun na padtha hai! Uff! Dialog toh badlo..Aur hindi mein baatein krna biggboss ka aadesh hai "

Randhir:"Ab yeh bigg boss kaha se aaya bey?"

Sanyukta:"Peeche mudke dekh"

Vardhan in cycle. (Saala mein toh saab ban gaya in background)

Vardhan:"Randhir mere cabin mein milna class ke baad. Kuch jaruri baat karni hai!..

Randhir:" jee sir".

Vardhan:"aur aap log khade khade muh kya dekh rahe , jao class ke andar(bitin his teeth in anguish :D)

Sanyukta , Jiggy and rest scampers to class.

Randhir trips and Sanyukta holds him. Randhir feels ashamed and runs to his place :P

Sanyukta tells herself: "paagal hai, satiya gaya hai"!

Vardhan draws 1 big circles on board and leaves. Vidushi asks Vardhan before leaving

Vidushi:"Sir, yeh aap kyon roz aise circles banake jaate hai? Pichle ek mahine se aap yehi karrhe hai"

Vardhan:"Ghado ki race mein yeh ghoda kya kar sakta hai vidushi!. Muje toh waise hi paise milte hai...itni mushkil se circle bana raha hoon, ek baar haat teek ho jaye , triangle bana doonga. Dnt wrry !

Vidhushi : "haan teek hai sir.. jaisa aap chahe!.." (n giggles)

Aage ki story in process. Lol :P

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First let me finish laughing , uske baat comment karugi 😛

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wht to say??? i cn't stop laughing...🤣

OMG!!! Koi toh mujhe bacha lo...
My stomach is literally aching.

Pehle main aur thoda hans loon phir comment poora krti hoon.

hahahahahahhahahah 😆

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part -2

Randhir in Vardhan Sir's cabin.

Randhir: Sir aapne mujhe bulaya tha Sir, yaad hai?

Vardhan:Oh haan randhir, neeche baito

Randhir: "Neeche? "

Vardhan:"Haan neeche kyonki kursi par baitke nahin kar paoge"

Randhir: "Jaisa aap kahe"

Vardhan goes into his secret lab and comes out with a huge machine.

Vardhan:"Bhai isse teek kardo . maine toh bohot koshish ki. Kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha ki isko start kaha se karei?

Randhir: :O huh?? Sir aap toh humse adhik jaante hai.. hum yahaan aapse seekne aaye hai aur aap hai ki

Vardhan:"Pata hai Randhir. Kisi ko btana nahi .. ab hum kya kare iss umar mei.. badi mushkil se yeh job mili hai.. aur woh bi itna katin subject. Maaloom pada ki aap bohot hoshiyaar hai, bas isse teek kardo Pleaseee!

Randhir:"Teek hai sir, par isse muje kya milega ,babaji ka thullu?

Vardhan:"tum iski chinta mat karo, tum jo bi maangoge who dene ke liye taiyyar hoon. Yeh baat kisise mat kehna. It's the question of my dignity

Randhir sits down n starts wrking, Sanyukta enters vardhan's cabin and bursts laughin looking at randhir on floor.

Sanyukta:"hhaha! Yeh kya hogaya Randhir Shekawat.. Sir aapne isse neeche kyo bita diya??"

Randhir:"Will u just shut up? Vardhna sir ne mujhe ek task assign kiya hai, right Sir?"

Sanyukta:"Par aise kaise?"

Vardhan:"Sanyukta! What do u mean by aise kaise?"

Sanyukta:"I mean , How?"

Vardhna:"Dekho Sanyukta , yeh kaam ghado ke liye hai .. err I mean ghodo ke liye hai ! agar tumhe bi karna hai toh neeche baitkar kar sakte ho.

Randhir:"No way Sir, mai iske saath kaam nahi kar sakta. I can manage all alone as everytime, nahin toh (randhir gestures him his wrds) .

Vardhan:"Arrey nahi nahi!.. I mean, Sanyukta tuje phir kabi ek task doonga!. Filhaal usey karne do.."

Sanyukta:"Ok!. Waise sir, aap muje apna internal marks bata dijiyega!"

Randhir:"Aise kaise ok? Tum bi karlo!"

Sanyukta: (looks at him and ignores! ) Sir ,,, okok thank u Sir. N leaves.

Vardhan: Randhir tum yahi par ho right!.main yu gaya aur yu aaya!

Randhir:Par sir aap kaha jaa rahe hai.. akele mei muje darr lagta hai :/

Vardhan:"Arrey randhir, be a man!! Break time, doosri dept ki ma'am ke saath chai peeni hai bhai!. Samjho ! ;)" ok byeee!

Randhir: Sab mujhe chodke chale jaate hai, pehle maa, phir jiggy, phir sanyu and ab vardhan. Kisiko meri parwah hi nahi!!

YoYo paaji enters.. "hai Randhir, kyo akele baite ho bhai!.. itni badi machine lekar!.. Life mein aur kai cheezein hai bhai! "

Randhir: "haaan! , par Vardhan Sir"

Yo Yo: "abbey ullu, tujhe ullu banake woh toh maze se IT dept ke mam se flirt karta hai!.. tum ghade ho yar, ek dum ullu ke patte!

Randhir:"Abey Yo yo.. zabaan sambhalke!"

Yo yo:"Abey chal na"

Randhir goes to canteen with yoyo!. Sanyukta spots him and asks, "tum yaha kaise?"

Randhir:"Tumhe kya? Tere baap ka canteen hai?"

Sanyukta:" baap pe mat jaa!. Waise tum kuch task kar rahe the right? "

Ran: haan so?

Sanyukta:Vardhan Sir tumhe yaha par dekh liya toh buri tarah se phasoge dekna!"

Ran:tumse matlab? Kya tum meri madad karogi?

San: kisliye? Mujhe kya milega? Babaji ka thullu..

Ran:Please sanyu,main usey teek kar doonga! Tum bas darwaze ke paas khade hokar mujhe dekna!

San:Mujhe tumhe dekne ke alawa aur kaam nahi hai kya?

Ran (falls on Sanyukta's leg)

San:"teek hai teek hai, chalte hai!

Ran: *screams loudly YAYYY!!! ..

Sanyukta gestures him to remain silent. They goto Vardhan's cabin. And pulls the chair and waits outside. Randhir works diligently and keeps checkin on sanyu's presence. Vardhan appears after sometime, Sanyukta falls asleep waitin for him. Vardhan wakes her up. Sanyukta wakes up in hurry.., Sir Sir!!

Vardhan:"tum yaha ME ban ne aayi ho ya watchman?

Sanyukta:'Sir woh randhir!..and he cuts her sentence and goes inside cabin to find the mchine wrkin correctly. Sanyukta enters the cabin and realizes that Randhir had left long back :D

Sanyukta any problem? Vardhan interrogates

Sanyukta:"Oh ntn Sir.. (to herself: Randhir Singh Shekhawat mujhe pehra dene ke liye bolte ho , aur bina btaye chale jaate ho!. Ab dekhna yeh Agarwal kya karti hai! ...Darpok aadmi!! And selfish too!!"

Randhir in room , doin push ups, Jiggy enters and starts unpacking things.

Randhir :"hey jiggy, kyo aaya?"

Jiggy:"Kyo aaya? Randhir bhaisaab, hume toh laga ki aap badal gaye honge aur upar se kyon aaya?. Kam se kam yeh to bolte ki kaise ho?"

Randhir rolls his eyes,

Jiggy :Dekho bhai, kal poori raat mein baahar hi tha. Koi mere saath room share nahi karna chahta! .. Aur isliye yaha aana pada!.

Randhir:"arrey jiggy, yeh tumhara hi room hai, mai toh bas yaha ka boss hoon that's it! J tum yaha par aaram se rehna ok."

Jiggy:"Daant thodne ke baad bi aapko akkal nahi ayi.. sad huh randhir!"

Randhir:"Abey ae, shukhar karo daant thoda hai, haddiya nahi thodi hai!"

Jiggy:"Agar aur din yaha par rukta toh yeh bi ho jaega :/ ."

Randhir smirks and continues doin pushups.

please somebody stop my laughing. I cant take it. hat a fun..thank u dear for this os. please pm me next part